The 21st century has witnessed the emergence of a new tool intended to address the seemingly intractable issue of environmental destruction- legal personhood for nature. While jurists, legislators, and activists alike have successfully institutionalized this particular ontological innovation across various jurisdictions, alternative strategies designed to bring a range of non-human entities, including animals and artificial intelligence, into the legal realm have gone largely unnoticed. This presentation seeks to correct for this oversight by exploring the potential of several proposals that disrupt conventional notions of legal personhood in ways that strive to overcome challenges inherent to the incorporation of the more-than-human world. The talk concludes with a call for policymakers and advocates to reconsider the extant approach to legal personhood for nature.