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1. How We Get Ready in the Mornings Hannah Fortune Elisa Moody

2. NOTE: BEFORE ATTEMPTING THESE HEINOUS PROCEDURES, APPLY A COAT OF HEAT PROTECTANT TO HAIR WHILE DAMP. READ THIS DISCLAIMER IF YOU ARE CONCERNED ABOUT POSSIBLE INJURIES. Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any injuries that may be caused by following the instructions listed in this PowerPoint. Any physical or emotional harm that is caused is not by the fault of Hannah Fortune or Elisa Moody. Any injuries should be reported immediately to your healthcare provider. Before following the instructions in the Power Point, contact your lawyer. Thank you, and good day. 

3. Waking up Wake up Turn on straightener Go into bathroom Get washcloth Put cloth into boiling water Pull back our hair Sit in a comfy chair

4. Waking up Take washcloth and place on face Sit for 10-15 minutes After finished, get Noxzema facial cleanser and fully cleanse face. Wash off face with hot water. Dry face.

5. Makeup Apply primer to eyelids Get wet and wild wet eyeliner and apply a medium width line to upper lid. Note: make sure that it is even and straight Use wet and wild stick eyeliner to apply a thick line to your lower lid. Be sure to get into the waterline 

6. Makeup Use Blistex or Aquifina chap stick and apply a heavy layer onto lips Apply a thin layer of foundation on entire face. Use Black Ice mascara and make sure to fully lengthen your eyelashes

7. Hair Brush out hair thoroughly Make part even and in place where you want it Brush back and part on both sides Flip head over. Brush hair down Straighten hair thoroughly Part once again.

8. Hair Straighten any loose or curly hair. Take part of hair on side opposite of bangs… Use Herbal Essences tousle me softly mousse and… Shake it up Flip it over Foam it out Apply on part of hair as explained above Then scrunch it Twirl it Mess it up Dry on low heat Touch it LOVE IT IMMEDIATELY

9. Getting Dressed Pick out something nice out of your selection of amazingly tight-fitting clothing Selection usually depends on the mood you are in that day Tired= loose(ish) clothes Brave= tighter than tight

10. Getting Dressed Make sure that the shirts are really colorful and bright. NOTE: dark shirts on dark pants look WEIRD Don’t worry about what other people are going to think about what you are wearing. Just wear it and have fun doing so

11. Getting Dressed Pick out a pair of pants that goes along with your mood. Pick out some shoes. Preferably bright colored ones

12. ACCESSORIZING Accessorizing is possibly the most crucial part to getting ready in the mornings. Here’s some things you need to know…..

15. It could be a small bracelet

16. It could be a HUGE necklace.