This summarizes the author's attempts to conduct experiments in their Sims game to earn points in a Polyamory Project Challenge. In experiment 1, it took Corey and Bertie 2 hours and 14 minutes to reach a dream date, which could have been shorter if not for Beverly interrupting. Experiment 2 found that Sims cannot tell if their partner is on a date with someone else if they are not in the same room. Experiment 6 saw Little Bertie get married, but the wedding did not go well as not all Sims got along, including Vanessa who did not attend. The final experiment saw Vanessa join Bertie in the hot tub despite being furious with each other, but they did not have a good