The document provides suggestions for finding happiness, such as finding humor in other people's mistakes or failures, rude people's reactions, and bad events like Olympic ceremonies. It also suggests being happy to avoid negative consequences from others trying to force happiness or make power points. The tone is lighthearted and comedic in suggesting ways to find happiness through humor in everyday things.

1. Don’t worry be happy The reason why we shouldn’t commit suicide.

2. Lets say you read in the newspaper that someone was attacked and killed by a bear. Be happy that it wasn’t you. Find Happiness in other people

3. Someone sat on a bench and then you saw this cute little guy. You just have to learn to smile and wave and set up a hidden camera to put it on YouTube. Find happiness in FAILS.

4. UP YOU STUPID PILLAR UP! Just smile and pretend the whole world didn’t see it. Find happiness in bad opening ceremonies for the Olympics.

5. So later you can make a joke about it and laugh to yourself when no one is looking. This dude is late for work. He has two minuets to be in the conference room. Good luck. Here’s a list of the jobs open in the city and a Twix. (He can freeze time like the people in the commercials if it’s close.) He didn’t make it. Nice try though. Find happiness in other people’s mistakes and learn why it’s funny.

6. Be happy so this dude won’t have to MAKE you be happy. Well that will certainly end great. I’d rather make my own decisions. SOMEONE SHUT HIM UP! Ah, much better.

7. Find Happiness in rude people What a happy store owner. Hello sir, can you give me directions to the nearest Vons? Why that little, no good…

8. JUST BE HAPPY OKAY! . . . Be happy so I won’t have to make another stupid power point.

9. Na nanana, Na nanana, Hey, Hey, Hey! Tis better to have laughed and choked than to have laughed at all.

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