Why i pwn at cod

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My style of gameplay. Hope it helps a lot.

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Why i pwn at cod

  1. 1. Why I pwn at cod<br />By yocohoc<br />
  2. 2. Trash Talk<br />1. don’t be all like imgonnapwnyouzazalzdawy 2 yomoommotha *!%/#@<br />If you're stupid then you would have realized that all those words were spelled incorrectly besides the last one. I looked that one up.<br />Annunciate. Without understood words there is no point in trash talking.<br />
  3. 3. Killstreaks<br />Okay personally in any cod game I use a three four and six killstreak. <br />In black ops I use (write this down) a Spy plane a napalm strike and an attack helicopter. <br />In mw2 I used a UAV a Predator Missile and an Attack helicopter. <br />
  4. 4. Weapons <br />Suppressed/Silenced. If they DON’T know where you are and you know DO know where they are (UAV/Spy Plane) you will become tremendously better<br />FAMAS all the way. I know that your probably all like “The FAMAS sucks dude its such a crap-” BLLLLLT. dead. Used as an LMG in short bursts it is accurate across maps and is still good for spray and pray. <br />Noob tubes are for noobs. Just sayin’<br />
  5. 5. Perks<br />I, personally use anything that lets you see the enemy but the enemy can’t see you. (Ghost, Cold Blooded, Ninja). <br />Stopping Power/Hardened optional if you don’t want to be that stealthy.<br />Scrambler and Flak Jacket are pointless and don’t help you in any way.<br />
  6. 6. Equipment<br />C4 is beast. Two shots of death in a rectangular shape.<br />Claymores good for DEFENSIVE players not campers. <br />The must have in BLACK OPS is the decoy. One guy jumped up and down, went prone and spun around before I shot him. <br />Favorite grenade I don’t care. Semtex is sticky but a Frag cooked to perfection isn’t that bad either. <br />
  7. 7. Styles<br />Four main ways to play. Rush, Offensive, Defensive, and the gayest of them all the Camper. <br />When you rush you kill two guys then your dead most of the time. <br />When you play offensively you get to the enemy spawn then you die.<br />When you play defensively you wait and the kills come pouring in.<br />Campers are douches. End of story. <br />
  8. 8. Black Ops: What do I spend my COD points on?<br />First, a good weapon <br />Second, a good attachment (Reflex, Red D, idk)<br />Next, Equipment. KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE BEFORE A MATCH!!!!<br />Then, Camouflages/ Face Paint<br />Next, make your player card look beast <br />Clan tag/ emblems on guns and all that other crap you want to waste your money on.<br />If you are planning on getting a Prestige in the near future it costs a LOT of points so SAVE UP!<br />
  9. 9. Why did I make this stupid PowerPoint for a hour?<br />I wanted to “Share the love” help you noobcakes come to a different, not exactly perfect level of gameplay to help you on your way to that Prestige/Max level awsomeness profile.<br />Good luck on pwning all the potential noobs in your lobby.<br />
  10. 10. http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/gamer?show=0&t=1292136402<br />That’s right. Its in the DICTIONARY!<br />

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