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This document contains three stories with morals about dealing with change. The first story is about a crow and rabbit, where the rabbit asks to sit in the tree like the crow but is then eaten by a fox. The moral is you need to be high up to sit and do nothing. The second story is about a turkey that eats bull dung to build strength to reach the top of a tree, but is then shot by a farmer. The moral is bullshit might get you to the top but won't keep you there. The third story is about a bird that gets warmed by cow dung but is then eaten by a cat. The morals are not everyone dropping shit on you is an enemy, not everyone getting
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This document provides 3 lessons from corporations about dealing with change. The first lesson is that you need a high position to be able to do nothing, like the crow that was eaten when it was on the ground. The second lesson is that while bullshit can get you to the top, it won't keep you there, like the turkey that was shot after reaching the tree top by eating bull dung. The third lesson is that not everyone helping you out of shit is your friend, like the bird that was saved from freezing by cow dung but then eaten by a cat after it started singing.
Corporate lessons
This document provides 3 lessons from corporations about dealing with change. The first lesson is that you need a high position to be able to do nothing, like the crow that was eaten by a fox when sitting low in a tree. The second lesson is that while bullshit can get you to the top, it won't keep you there, like the turkey that was shot after reaching the top of the tree by eating bull dung. The third lesson is that those who help you out of difficult situations may not have your best interests in mind, like the bird that was saved from the cold by cow dung but then eaten by a cat after it started singing.
Corporate lessons
This document provides three lessons from corporate life told through short stories with morals. The first story is about a crow and rabbit, teaching that you must be high up to safely do nothing. The second is about a turkey who eats bull dung to reach the top of a tree but is then shot, showing bullshit may get you up but not keep you there. The third is about a bird covered in cow dung staying warm but being eaten after singing, with morals about those who help or harm you when in deep trouble.
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- 1. So, we will be going through change Here’s three lessons from large corporations to help you survive change….
- 2. So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: "Sure, why not.” All of a sudden, a fox appeared, Jumped on the rabbit... and ate it.
- 3. Moral of the story is…. To be sitting and doing nothing you must be sitting very, very high up.
- 4. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy.” A turkey was chatting with a bull. "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree Soon he was spotted by a farmer Who promptly shot the turkey out of the tree.
- 5. Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
- 6. A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realise how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him! PURR....
- 7. The morals of this story are: 1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy. 2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. 3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut