This document provides 3 lessons from corporations about dealing with change. The first lesson is that you need a high position to be able to do nothing, like the crow that was eaten when it was on the ground. The second lesson is that while bullshit can get you to the top, it won't keep you there, like the turkey that was shot after reaching the tree top by eating bull dung. The third lesson is that not everyone helping you out of shit is your friend, like the bird that was saved from freezing by cow dung but then eaten by a cat after it started singing.