This document provides three lessons from corporate life told through short stories with morals. The first story is about a crow and rabbit, teaching that you must be high up to safely do nothing. The second is about a turkey who eats bull dung to reach the top of a tree but is then shot, showing bullshit may get you up but not keep you there. The third is about a bird covered in cow dung staying warm but being eaten after singing, with morals about those who help or harm you when in deep trouble.