Need a laugh read some of the poems, feel free to sing along if you like

1. SYMPATHY FOR THE PRINTER
Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a printer of quality and taste
We’ve been around for many long years
Provided many jobs, never late!
And I was around since the Letterpress
Had its moments of Glory and Fame
Made damn sure to buy a Digital
Washed our hands, no more plates
Would be pleased to meet you
Can you guess my first name?
“Edward”
Was hanging around “your neighborhood”
When I saw it was time for a change
So, I cold called the Marketing Group
That’s how I got your name
I ran a press
Held a Production Rank
When the Projects engaged
There will be no mistakes
Would be pleased to meet you
Can you guess my last name?
“Sanders”
Ah, What’s puzzling you
Are we good or simply insane?
Whoo, whoo ...
Whoo, whoo ...
Now You Know My Name Edward Sanders
esanders@printbypremier.com

2. BEST OF TIMES
Tonight’s the night we’ll make history, both, you and I
And we’ll take on any project that must deliver on time
While staying with production all night
I know you feel these are challenging tasks
I do believe it’s true,
When printers lock their doors and hide inside
Rumor has it there is another closure in sight
But I know, this closing will pass us by
So your don’t have to cry, no-no!
These are the best of times
These are the best of times
The best of times are winning working from you
Some win Some lose -w make this a world keeping you informed too!
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Our materials of yesterday will last a lifetime
We’ll take the challenge so get some rest
And every day you’ll find.
These are the best of times
These are the best of times
The headlines read your project delivered on time
We believe it’s true
So don’t ever feel helpless like a ship against the tide
We will deliver your project and keep you in Paradise
But I know, when your world turns upside down
Baby, I know we will always be around. 4U
These are the best of times
These are the best of times
Keeping your dreams alive and you in Paradise.
Edward Sanders esanders@printbypremier.com
www.printbypremier.com

3. E-COMMERCE
Life is but a moment in space
We spend a great part of it in the workplace!
Wouldn’t it be nice to relax for a while?
To laugh and maybe share a smile?
How could this be done? One would ask.
Let Ed Sanders handle this task!
Allow me an introduction, and I’ll promise you this:
A demonstration of technology that really exists!
Easy to use
Friendly for all,
A quicker method of procurement
While eliminating paperwork and time for all!
Order your stationery, forms,
brochures and more!
Just point and click in “Your” on-line store!
Now that I’m done, hope you had fun!
Here is my number when you’re not on the run.
917-589-8900
esanders@printbypremier.com
www.printbypremier.com
WRITTEN BY ED SANDERS

4. IMAGINE
Imagine there are no Budgets
It’s easy if you try
No Limits below us
Above us to only Sky
Imagine all the print buyers
Using only me . . .
Imagine there’s no competition
It isn’t hard to do
Nothing to bid or quote for
And no discounts too!
Imagine all the artists
Giving us what we need . . . .
You may say I’m a dreamer
Yes, I’m the only one
Hope someday you’ll try us
And the jobs won’t be just
One
Imagine no deadlines
I wonder if you can
No need for rushes or responses
All proofs never to be sent
Imagine all the printers
Out of business except forme . . . .
You may say I am a dreamer
And in this case the only one
I hope someday you’ll meet me
And the world of Print
Will always be lots of fun
esanders@printbypremier.com

5. KEEP ON I MPRESSING YOU
You should have seen by the look of their quote
There was something missing
You should’ve known from the other proposals, maybe
But it went to another vendor for some, reason
Now you’re dead
The timeline will not be met
Now your frozen
All coiled up and hissing so you call Ed
Though I know about the other suppliers
It’s just not that important
’Cause it was us baby way before them
Let’s work once again together
And I meant every word I said
When I said that we won’t disappoint you I meant
That we will perform forever
And we’re going to keep on impressing you
’Cause it’s the only thing we want to do
We don’t want to wait
We just gonna keep on impressing you
And we meant every word we said
When I said that we won’t disappoint you I meant
We meant we won’t disappoint you forever
We want to keep on working with you
It’s the only thing we want to do
We will never stop
We will just keep on impressing you
esanders@printbypremier.com
www.printbypremier.com

6. PURCHASING STRANGER
Haven’t we met?
You’re some kind of purchasing stranger
You could be good for me
I’ve had experience so there’s no danger
If I’m smart then we’ll quote away
Keep our margins low so we can stay
Heaven forbid
I’ll take my chance with this Purchasing Stranger
I looked into your eyes
And extended you my hand
You’re an Angel in disguise
That’s why we’re working for you
To know you is to want to help you
Your firm’s everywhere I go
And everybody knows
Your can source from anyone
We provideone stop shopping with cheer
Then we can go and grab a beer
Purchasing Stranger
Your no longer a Purchasing Stranger
I looked directly at your face
Your internal client giving you an embrace
Sales Stranger in the begining
Now we are all winning !
We can finally work for you
This all started with a Purchasing Stranger
WRITTEN BY ED SANDERS