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The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional".   The questions are not that difficult, so don’t cheat by looking ahead!.
Question Number 1 How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is:    Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and   close the door.    This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
Question Number 2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.   Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in   the elephant and close the door.  This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.
Question Number 3 The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer:  The Elephant.  The Elephant is in the refrigerator. Remember? This tests your memory.
OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
Question Number 4 There is a river you must cross. But crocodiles inhabit it.    How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across.  Why?  All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference.  This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting  s ays this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
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Are you a_professional

  • 1. The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional".   The questions are not that difficult, so don’t cheat by looking ahead!.
  • 2. Question Number 1 How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
  • 3. The correct answer is:   Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.   This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
  • 4. Question Number 2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
  • 5. Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.
  • 6. Question Number 3 The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
  • 7. Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. Remember? This tests your memory.
  • 8. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
  • 9. Question Number 4 There is a river you must cross. But crocodiles inhabit it.   How do you manage it?
  • 10. Correct Answer: You swim across. Why? All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
  • 11. According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting s ays this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
  • 12. Send this out to frustrate all of your friends