44CON 2014 - I gave a talk about robots and hardware!, Josh Thomas ”…and therein lies the Android problem…” Vendors, service providers, handset manufacturers, an insane number of different devices, patch stagnation, lack of updates, blah, blah, blah. We get it, and honestly it’s starting to be a tad boring. So why would you want to sit through yet another Android talk? You don’t, and I don’t want to give that talk anyway. Instead, let us spend some time talking about the roots of all smartphones: The hardware design, the system on chip internals, the problematic linux kernels. Let’s chat about design reuse and how to take advantage of lazy electronic engineers. Let’s converse about generational design flaws and how they can be exploited. In short, let’s talk about breaking a bunch of expensive toys. This talk will cover multiple handset manufacturers internal PCB designs, a fair bit of Qualcomm exploration, some witty banter about the fossil-esque linux kernel we drag about daily and probably some childish poking at the trusted boot process