Another Crazy Dr. Phill eval

2. Warning: This will be the
strangest course
evaluation you’ve ever
completed.
Period.

3. I’m feeling like Abed from
Community today, so here we
go. You’re going to be Taken.
You must send a life-or-death
tweet describing Dr. Phill’s
class to Liam Neeson hoping
that class will sound so
compeling that he rescues
you. What is that tweet? (140
characters maximum).
If you’re looking for money, I don’t have any. But what I
do have is a very rhetorically situated set of skills.

4. It’s the end of a tearjerking
Dr. Phill’s Opus. You return
to Miami, years from now,
to watch me retire.
What’s the one thing you
never forgot from this
class?

5. Tom Cruise has you on the stand,
and he just wants to know why
you didn’t do most of the
readings for class. He pushes,
and he pushes, and finally you
say “you can’t handle the truth!”
then you spill the beans.
Spill those beans. Based on
quizzes, many of you didn’t do
the readings. Why? Just be
honest– I’m not looking to punish
you or anything here.

6. For this question, you’re a cast
member on Family Guy. You’re
asked to talk about 224.
In Peter Griffin cut-away
description style, describe this
semester, the class, Dr. Phill’s
teaching, or some mix of those
things.
*example: “224? That class was like seven times cooler than
that time Bette Midler and Rick Moranis showed up to renact
Weekend at Bernie’s in my dorm room using a 2 liter bottle of
Fresca as Bernie.”*

7. I don’t wanna be Dr. Pink.
As an instructor, what
color is Dr. Phill?
(AKA Dr. If This was Reservoir Dogs Phill)
Why?
*remember that we learned color theory*

8. Imagine that college is a
Thrift Shop. You and your
pal Macklemore (and sure,
Ryan Lewis, too) are
digging, and you find our
class.
What item represents this
class, and why?

9. Imagine for a moment class is
a bad horror movie. You
receive the cryptic warning “I
know what you did this
semester.”
What was the most relevant,
important, or mind-boggling
thing you did this semester?
Why do you think so?
*and why does the Gorton’s Fishmerman want to kill you for it?*

10. HBO is on the phone. They want to create
an original show based on this class. They
told me no dragons, so you have to go
another route…
Cast someone to play Dr. Phill, and explain:
1.Why the casting choice
2.What the tone of the show would be (you
can compare it to existing programs if you
wish)
3.What the plot of the pilot episode would
be
4.Why.

11. We know the first rule of
DigiRhet Club is to NOT talk
about DigiRhet club. But you
have a new recruit.
How do you invite the new
recruit, and on her first night,
what does she “have” to do?

12. At the end of the Sixth Sense, it turns out
Bruce Willis was dead , and once you go
back and watch it again, you never see the
movie the same way, because now you
KNOW.
What do you KNOW about digital rhetoric
now that will mean that you never see the
movie (your education) the same way?