1. To loveliest Katie, my bestest friend in the whole entire world.
Happy 21 st Birthday!
I hope you have an amazing day reunited with your beloved family and hopefully
sometime in the near future we‟ll be able to celebrate together! In the meantime I
hope you enjoy this token of our friendship. Obviously it doesn‟t even come close to
describing my love for you but I think we established long ago that our comradeship is
like that of the Swiss Alps… ultimate beyond description!
Epic love.
Your best friend forever, Jessie

2. One Hundred Things I
Like About Katie…
(In No Particular Order)

3. #1 I like how I like you SO much that
I could write TWO hundred things, or
even two thousand things…

4. #2 I like the way we can pretty
much finish each others sentences.

5. #3 I like the way that no matter where we are
or what we‟re doing I always feel confident when
I have someone as beautiful as you by my side.

6. #4 I like your hand tan!

7. #5 I like the way you hate people…
just like me!

8. #6 I like the way I can get over my
complex and send unedited emails to you.

9. #7 I like the way our friendship kicks the
ass of that of Trick Monkey and Scotty‟s.
And everyone else‟s for that matter!

10. #8 I like the way you seem to be endlessly
amused by my Jonah impersonations…
puck you miss!

11. #9 I like the look you get on your face
when you‟re thinking about something
really hard. No photo could ever capture
this exact look though!

12. #10 I like the way you eat
like a posh mother fuckerrr.

13. #11 I like how I‟ve know you almost
as long as I‟ve known my own parents!

14. #12 I like how you‟re best
friends with my sister…

15. #13 And I like how I‟m best friends
with your sister…

16. #14 JACK – toujours des
amis!

17. #15 I like the way you‟re so
genuinely melodramatic about
hairs. No picture for this one
though… I don‟t want to upset
you on your birthday!

18. #16 I like the way you‟re not afraid
to tell people what you believe in.

19. #17 I like the way you can so easily
put yourself in someone else's shoes and
show genuine sympathy.

20. #18 I like the way you‟re so
loyal and appreciative of your
family.

21. #19 I like how you‟re most likely the only person I
know who will actually care that today I found crème
eggs for 29p in Superdrug!!! Amazing!

22. #20 I like the cute way you say
„sandwich‟ and „yellow‟.

23. #21 I like how if you‟re going to
drink, you‟ll only do it properly!

24. #22 I like how you
always buy maltesers and
popcorn at the movies…
no matter what.

25. #23 I like how you hang out with Asians
and seedy Indian boys;)

26. #24 I like how we just spent the past four
months travelling around Europe together and
I honestly didn‟t get sick of you ONCE!

27. #25 I like how we ve never had a
(proper) fight.

28. #26 I like how you‟re so
dignified and graceful.

29. #27 I like how you like cool old things
like records and comics and history.

30. #28 I like how good you are at stopping
and taking the time to appreciate something,
whether it‟s of epic or small proportions.

31. #29 I like how you get so exited
over little things!

32. #30 I like the way you
dress like an orphan
(sometimes)

33. #31 I like taking photos of you because
you always look most lovely or interesting.

34. #32 I like the way you love High
School Musical (not really).

35. #33 I like the way you don‟t hold
short term grudges (unlike me).

36. #34 I like the way you swear like a
manic drunken sailor under your
breath.

37. #35 I like the way technology
hates you.

38. #36 I like your impressive general
knowledge brain.

39. #37 I like how you hate being
called „Kate‟ with a passion.

40. #38 I like the way you hug me when I‟m
really sad, despite the fact that it goes against all
our man-child relationship stands for.

41. #39 I like the way I could tell you
anything and know you‟ll understand.

42. #40 I like the way you read my sick,
twisted, violent dreams for over a month
and still slept in the same room as me.

43. #41 I like your smile…
cliché but true!

44. #42 I like the way you share my
undying love for Harry Potter!

45. #43 I like how vampirishy
pale you are.

46. #44 I like how you can dress like a preppy
biatch yet still wear chipped black nail polish, a
gun around your neck and carry a syringe pen.

47. #45 I like how you get so
passionate about things you like eg.
M.J, MyChem…

48. #46 I like how we run the Church of Havok
and play God to hundreds of little FC‟s all
over the world!

49. #47 I like your glasses. I know you
hate them but you just wouldn‟t be
Katie without them!

50. #48 I like how you‟re always
right… Always!

51. #49 I like how you taught me
the „mood dance‟.
Best.Dance.Ever.

52. #50 I like how you‟re
weirdly fond of grubs.

53. #51 I like how together we pretty much
became master chefs/domestic goddesses!

54. #52 I like how well you
can pull off headbands.

55. #53 I like how I‟d almost always rather hang out
with you than anyone else in the whole entire world.

56. #54 I like how you used to be
ranga… do it again sometime!!

57. #55 I like how you‟re just as immature
as I am and truly appreciate how funny
Sponge Bob drunk on ice-cream is!

58. #56 I like how you‟re so
hilariously funny/witty/droll and
you don‟t even realise it.

59. #57 I like how we like the same
things… books, movies, music, men
(ie. Gerard squared).

60. #58 I like how you‟re such a pessimist.
Mostly depressing but often tres useful.

61. #59 I like how the once face book update you
ever did was „Brandon Flowers you‟re
so good looking‟.

62. #60 I like the way you look like a greater
version of Taylor Swift/Kirsten
Dunst/Elisha Cuthbert.

63. #61 I like how you‟re a fellow Jacob
lover.

64. #62 I like the way we can converse
for hours about philosophical topics or just
sit in silence.

65. #63 I like how I haven‟t run out of things
I like about you yet… there‟s just SO many!
*said in German Merl voice*

66. #64 I like how you are un neat
freak.

67. #65 I like how you chew with your
mouth closed (unlike some people…
MERL!)

68. #66 I like the way you
always let me nibble your fish.

69. #67 I like the way you can be so brutally
honest and matter of fact about things.

70. #68 I like how when you‟re there,
pretty much anything is fun.

71. #69 I like the way you soldiered on
through all the hostels and your weenus
towel for three months.

72. #70 I like how you always have to
listen to the end of the song, and can‟t
for the life of you multi task.

73. #71 I like the way we could have a
conversation compiled entirely of
favourite movie quotes.

74. #72 I like the way you seem to
acquire lame nicknames… just like me.
Stupid „Merl Barefoot Rama‟

75. #73 I like the way you‟re my favourite person
to do anything with… whether it‟s chilling in
ML or raving the night away at Rise!

76. #74 I like the way we hold
hands at Ikea.

77. #75 I like the way I still have your
drivers license… and there ain‟t
nothing‟ you can do about it!

78. #76 I like how we‟ve shared many a
near death experiences together…

79. #77 I like the way that if we
were boys…

80. #78 I like the way you sing
the alto part of Africa.

81. #79 I like the way we take the
greatest action photos in existence!

82. #80 I like the way you share my
love for boys in marching bands.

83. #81 I like the way you let me live at
your house when I couldn‟t go home.

84. #82 I like the way I can live through
you and your carnivorous ways.

85. #83 I like the way you can see
the magic in everyday things.

86. #84 I like the way you‟re always up
for appreciating delicious food with me!

87. #85 I like the way we can speak
fluent Pig Latin.

88. #86 I like the way your
imperfections turn me on;)

90. #87 That was so chepic it needed
a whole page all to itself! But…
I like the way “we‟re detectives
Lizzy and Sally of the
Rottnest police”.

91. #88 I love her smile. I love her hair. I love
her knees. I love how she licks her lips before she
talks. I love her heart-shaped birthmark on her
neck. I love it when she sleeps.

92. #89 I like the way you‟re
such an awkward Bella.

93. #90 I like the way we shared an epic,
poetic, incredible beyond adjectives
mountainous moment together.

94. #91 I like how you fell in love
with baby goats with me.

95. #92 I like how if you and were more
organised we would share a ridiculously
long list of personal jokes!

96. #93 I like how kind and generous you
can be. Puck the gypsy beggars though.

97. #94 I like how you‟re always willing
to halves for a 5.90 Margherita!

98. #95 I like the way your hair always
looks pretty, even in the morning when
you refuse to be seen in public.

99. #96 I like how you‟re also aware that
someday the birds are going to get us…

100. #97 I like how you „slappa
da bass‟. The Bad Hats
would be nothing without you
and Alice!

101. #98 I like how you‟re such a good
Lindt Ball… unlike some people!

102. #99 I like how you‟re cool enough to
pull off an I heart Prozac badge.

103. #100 I like how we‟re the
Terrible Twins again!
(only old and frail… eeew!)