1. WOAH COOL WOW RADICAL TUBULAR
MUSCLES R GR8
MUSCLES AND YOU
THE NEW YORK TIMES SAYS - “★★★★”
SOON TO BE A MAJOR BLOCKBUSTER FILM
FROM THE MAKERS OF THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED“TEAM CRUMPTET EATING: A
GUIDE TO A LIFE OF SUCCESS ACROSS THE POND”
2. WHERE TO FIND MUSCLES
In your body
That's it genius
Look at this kung fu muscle
man
Pretty cool huh
Wonder whose butt he's
kicking
Wouldn't want to be that guy
4. HOW MUSCLES MAKE YOU MOVE
WELL IT AIN'T BY ASKIN' NICELY
Actually it is an intricate series of tissue which,
when functioning as a whole, produces movement
fascinating
Let's learn about those tissues
Wow fun can't wait
Pictured: not the right tissues
5. TISSUES
Muscles are attached to bones; when they contract or
extend, they move the bone
Tendons are tiny tissues that connect the muscle to the
bone
Ligaments connect bones to each other and hold organs in
place (thank you ligaments without you we would not have that cool hip bone's
connected to the leg bone song or whatnot)
Joints are where bones come together; different types
determine types of motion
6. BUT WHY DOES EXERCISING
MUSCLES MATTER
Because we live in a defective society which creates an unrealistic
standard of muscular beauty and enforces it relentlessly through
unchecked media that desperately needs to be set to stricter
government standards – thanks, Obama
Actually that is a valid point. That is point no. 1. Because teenagers are
victim to this
2. If you ever stand up quickly and get that woozy feeling, well that will
go away if you exercise more
3. Exercise relieves stress and god knows we all have plenty
4. It's a good habit to carry later into life!
5. Regular exercise prevents injuries