Regretful memories push our hero into action.

2. So I Just Got The Crap Beaten Out Of Me Because I
Stood Up For Some Girl Who I Don’t Even Know
What Was I
Thinking?!?!
And Then I Remembered
Who She Had Reminded Me Of

3. That Actress Who I Saw When I Was In Between High
School And College.
My Parents Took Me To See A Show At Some Theatre. The
Dancers There Were All Amazing.
She could dance too. I’m Not Really Into
Dancing Or Anything.
But That Was Some Awesome Stuff

4. So Amazing
She Was As flexible As She Was Beautiful

5. And Then, After The Show, My Mom And I Had A
Conversation That Went Something Like This:
Did You See
Those Girls??
Yes
Mom
Yes
Mom
Weren’t
They
Beautiful?
You Couldn’t
Get A Girl
Like That.
Do You
Know That?
Maybe. I
Don’t Know.
That Is My Dad
By The Way
Oh No,
Not
This
Again

6. And Then, After The Show, My Mom And I Had A
HEY
!
Conversation That Went Something Like This:
Girls Like Guys Who Have
Futures.
Not Guys
Who Sit
Around And
Still Live
With Their
Parents
Those Girls
Actually Have
Futures. They
Go Out And
Get Jobs.
Why Do You Always Pick On
Me When I Just Try To Make
Conversation With You?
What Ever
You Say Mom
MOM! WILL YOU
JUST SHUT THE
beep UP
ALREADY!
SHUT THE
BEEP UP!
WATCH How
You Talk To
Your Mother!!

7. I Don’t Know.
Ever Since Then, I Have Found Myself Really Wanting To Be A Hero To A
Girl. And To Impress My Mom. Impress Her If Not Prove Her Wrong.
She Was Right.
Most Of The Girls I Ever Hooked Up With
Were On Drugs,
Cougars Or Desperate High School
Freshman Desperate To
Blow A Senior
I Thought About This The Next Few Times I Called The Cops To Save
Random People From Bad Guys

8. Yes, I Was Inspired To Keep On Calling The Cops On Criminals.
It Really Helped To Give Me Something To Do When I Was Pissed Off.
I’d Take Down A Villain And Save A Civilian
Sorry, I Would
Rather Not
So Uh,
Can You
Take Your
Mask Off??
OK, You Want
Some Coffee??
No
Thanks
It Was Really Awkward When Sheriff Marcus Williams Called
Me In To Talk To Me About It

9. Then One Night … …
I’ve Got A Masked Man
Assaulting A College
Student On Western
And 25th!!
25?! At This Rate, I
Might As Well Tackle
The Guy Myself!!
SHUT IT!
B@#@$!
Thanks Impactor!
We’ll Be There
In 25!!
No! Don’t!
AAH!!
PLEASE STOP!!
PLEASE STOP!!

10. I Had A LOT Of Personal Problems
That Motivated Me To Do What I Did
What?!?
From That
Phone
Booth!

11. Meet The
IMPACTOR
You Son Of
A B@#@$!!

12. Fight Scene

13. The @$$ Kickings Were Going Back And
Forth
Until …