Not a lotta humor in this issue (yeah, yeah, none of these are funny. I know.) Anyway, this edition is mostly for moving the story along. It's for capturing the mood as well. I hope this issue isn't too emo. When it gets this moody and calm, it just makes it all the more better when the fun kicks up again.

1. Survive The Team
Pass His Classes
Get A Job
Get The Girl
… That’s All

2. Chapter 3, Issue 1.
“It’s not going to happen. Just go back home,
get stoned and play your guitar. Wrestling is
not for you.”
“Is that all you see me for?”

3. Look, I know what I see. I can also tell
what I HAVEN’T seen. And I haven’t
seen you training with us until this year.
I’ve seen you in the gym for the past
four years and you are persistent at
working out, but you’re technique is
poor.
Hey, I’m trying to get good at
this. But I can’t progress until
you guys tell me what you’re
looking for. (I’ve never felt this
angry for this amount of time
until I joined the team. Maybe
Maxx was right. My stress levels
are reaching a new high.)

4. We know what
we DON’T want.
And that’s YOU!
Nice to meet you
too, man.
Hey, Russell! Come over here! We’ll
teach you some moves!

5. Russell, you know how to do a
take down, right?
Finally!
Sure!
Well, let’s start off by reviewing
that!

7. What the?!

8. Let us know if you ever want help
learning some moves again!!
(YOU try drawing someone being thrown on
power point! )
(Btw, that isn’t a racial slur is it?) --Mark
Yeah, I had a feeling that they
weren’t going to do s(beep) for me.

9. Later on…
“Yes, Yes, I Know We’re Practicing Less, But I
Don’t Want It To Be Like That.”

10. v
v
v
v
v
v
v
v
Between the wrestling
practices and these extra
classes I’m taking, there’s
just no chance for me to
do ANYTHING I want!
Well, what
are we gonna
do about it,
Man?

11. v
v
v
v
v
v
v
v
I don’t know! There’s a
test this Friday and after
that, we’ll have time to
practice over the
weekend.
I really hope
you think of
SOMETHING!!

12. I Mean, I’m Not
Going To Devote Too
Much Of My Time To
Those Macho Poser
Douche Bags That
We Call “Athletes”.

13. The Next Day
Alright guys, here’s what I want form you today… You’re all
going to sweep the bleachers, then clean all of these tables.

14. This is my first day
here. How do they
expect me to keep up
with all these more
experienced workers?
Come on! Work faster up
there! We’re paying you
by the hour! Don’t make
me send you home!

15. I Don’t Think
I’ve Had My
Lunch Break
Yet!!

16. Whoever sits up
here is either very
really rich, or really
very poor!!

17. That weekend, at the fighting gym, …

18. Russell Vega has another lame
workout after a stressful week. In his
defense, the boxing class he took
exhausted him to the point where
even a workout as bad as his will feel
like a challenge.
Sigh

19. Is it alright if I
hold the bag
for you?
Sure, Man!
Thanks!

20. (About time
someone said
that to me.)
Awesome! I
really
appreciate
this!
Here’s a link to another one of my
songs:
https://soundcloud.com/matt-e-matt-
glark/road-sheriff