The first scene is based on this one time where the host at a restaurant asked this college student and I if we were sitting together. He said we weren't and I wondered what'd happen if I had tried to talk him into it.

1. Survive The Team
Pass His Classes
Get A Job
Get The Girl
… That’s All

2. Alright, we’ve got one
table left open. Are
you two together?
?? No. I’m not
with him.
Eh, we might as
well. There’s only
one table left.

3. Is that alright? A
table for two?
We do not know
each other.
Well, this seems
like a good time
to start.

4. I – I – don’t know
why we’re sitting
together. I don’t
even know you.
Look, it’s all part of
society. Right now, you’re
making a friend while
saving time.

5. You are very
persistent, aren’t
you?
Wow, with your nervous
shaking and your social skills,
you’re reminding me of my
friend back home, Dwight
and my cousin, Matt.

6. Ih- uh- it’s just that
I-I’m nervous about
my – this – uh –
never mind.
Well, we’ve got
something in common.
I’m nervous about
something too. My next
exam.

7. What? That
stuff? That
stuff’s easy.
Well, if only it was you
taking this test things
would be peachy. But
this road looks pretty
different to me.

8. Ah- here- I help
you.
Aw, thanks! So,
what’s your
problem?

9. The-this girl- she-uh-
I. Well, it’s just
that… …
Oh, I’ve been down this road
before. It’s like this: You’re you.
If she likes what makes you
you, then it’s meant to be. If
not, then that’s her problem.

10. That sounds
easy too!
Well, not so much. Sometimes,
you’ve got to think about what
someone doesn’t like about you
and take a deep thought on
whether it’s something that’s
part of your identity or a weird
habit that you’ve got to break.

11. Whoa. You can
teach me what
you know?
Not as much as you
can teach me about
this Algebra…

12. Alright, all I’ve got to
do is focus on today’s
drills, do the work
outs and not freak
out…
Next Week
At Practice:

13. Not freak out… Not
freak out…

14. Not freak out… Not
freak out…

16. Fight Scene