10 Tips to be the Perfect Boyfriend - Learn em

1. Perfect Boyfriend 101 10 Simple Tips to be better Boyfriend

2. Disclaimer The author takes no responsibility for any break-ups, fights, damages, etc. due to (poor) execution of the tips.

3. 1) Put the toilet seat down Girls don’t like a cold fall in the toilet bowl at 3 am

4. 2) Don’t give your opinion EVER!!! It simply doesn’t matter; she just wants you to confirm what she thinks.

5. 3) Let her wear your Clothes Let her wear your clothes, especially if you’re an athlete like me or in a fraternity Girls love shirts and sweatshirts that declare what sports team you’re on or fraternity you’re in, it’s like giving them Christmas gift

6. 4) Don’t tell her she gained weight. EVEN if she has gained 15 Pounds the only correct answer is: NO! Although this is an outright lie and you’d PROBABLY dump her, say it anyway Pro-tip: Buy her a summer dress to motivate her. Every girl will diet to fit into a tiny summer dress

7. 5) Buy Her Tampons Preferably the jumbo size, maximum absorbent tampons This will make you look sensitive and caring when really you made someone else get them

8. 6) Buy Her Chocolate Buy your girlfriend chocolate: girls love to eat their feelings when they aren’t in front of you. Bring the truffles TO her.

9. 7) Kill Bugs Kill bugs. Girls don't want to do it, and they think it's sexy when you brave it alone to kill a spider

10. 8) Be Sensitive if her Pet Dies If she suffers the death of a pet, remember that to her it is a BIG deal, because, SHE LOVED THAT PET. For you it is a big deal because you got rid of that stupid little rat. If she cries, comfort her. Do not leave (unless you're going no further than the kitchen to fix a snack for her when she wakes up).

11. 9) Hold Her Purse Women try to pack anything they can into one bag. If they could put their apartment in their purse, they would. Grab it from her without asking. You’ll seem like the perfect gentlemen.

12. 10) If All Else Fails… Buy her something expensive

13. Now You Know How to be THE PERFECT BOYFRIEND