1. SHARPIES COME IN DIFFERENT SIZES.
JUMBO, SKINNY, SMALL.
IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER WHICH,
I LIKE TO SNIFF THEM ALL.
SOME ARE POINTY, SOME ARE DULL,
SOME CAN TASTE BAD TOO,
SOME ARE BLACK
AND SOME ARE BLUE.
SHARPIES HAVE A STRONGET SCENT.
SO IM NOT GOING TO LIE
THAT SOMETIMES I SNIFF THEM IN CLASS,
AND I GET VERY HIGH.
NOW CHILDREN, LISTEN CLOSELY,
TO MAH LITTLE SONG,
IF U SNIFF A SHARPIE,
UR DOING SOMETHING WRONG.