Secrets Of A Winning Humorous Speech

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Secrets Of A Winning Humorous Speech

How to be seriously funny without using sex, politics, discrimination or vulgarities. There are 8 humorous techniques that you can use immediately to make your next speech humorous!

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Secrets Of A Winning Humorous Speech

  1. ding neng Secrets of a Winning Humorous Speech
  2. What Makes A Speech Humorous?
  3. BIG ACTIONS? Laughter? Jokes? Sex? Discriminatory? Political? Vulgarities?
  4. BIG ACTIONS? Laughter? Jokes? Sex? Discriminatory? Political? Vulgarities?
  5. Humor is about
  6. Humor is about Derail Twists Surprises
  7. 8You Can Use Right Now! Humorous Devices
  8. Why are leopards always hunted, but not the tigers? 1.
  9. Why are leopards always hunted, but not the tigers? 1. Because the tigers are not spotted.
  10. We call couples who love each other lovebirds. 1.
  11. We call couples who love each other lovebirds. But do you know what do we call couples who always argue? 1.
  12. That day I was so angry at my friend that I threw a can of soda at him 1.
  13. That day I was so angry at my friend that I threw a can of soda at him He was lucky it was just a soft drink 1.
  14. 1.Puns Words with different meanings
  15. Puns Setup: Why are leopards always hunted, not the tigers? Punchline: Because the tigers are not spotted
  16. Story of a Fat Boy 2.
  17. 2. Self Deprecating Jokes
  18. Self Deprecating Jokes Think of times when you laugh at others. Now, direct all the jokes to yourself
  19. 3. Give a man a fish, you feed him for the day
  20. 3. Give a man a fish, you feed him for the day Teach a man how to fish, .......
  21. 3. Good things come for those who
  22. 3. Good things come for those who WORK THEIR ASSES OFF!
  23. 3. Whatever you do, always give 100%
  24. 3. Whatever you do, always give 100% Unless you’re donating blood
  25. 3.Twisting Famous Quotes
  26. Twisting Famous Quotes Find a famous quote related to your speech then, twist its definition.
  27. Twisting Famous Quotes What doesn’t kill you ______________ Money cannot buy you happiness, _______ Behind every successful man is a woman, _____
  28. 4. Your food is so oily that ...
  29. 4. Your food is so oily that ... even the US Army will come and invade you!
  30. 4. You are so weak that...
  31. 4. even my grandma can do more pushups than you You are so weak that...
  32. 4. Exaggeration Representing something as Larger, Better,Worse...
  33. Exaggeration The ________ is so (adjective) that... even _____________
  34. 5. A good speech is like girl’s mini skirt
  35. 5. A good speech is like girl’s mini skirt long enough to cover the essentials, short enough to create interest
  36. 5. Coming to NTU is like entering another country
  37. 5. Coming to NTU is like entering another country Just that you don’t need a passport
  38. 5. Finding a girlfriend is like finding a parking lot in a carpark.
  39. 5. Finding a girlfriend is like finding a parking lot in a carpark. Good ones are usually taken up, what’s left are the handicap lots
  40. 5. Metaphors Drawing comparisons between two unrelated things
  41. Setup: _________ is like __________ Metaphors Punchline: (Similary between the two)
  42. 6. Never forget the 3 types of people in your life
  43. 6. When young men comes together... When old men comes together... When old women comes together...
  44. 6. All women in the world wants a man who...
  45. 6.Triads with Final Twist List down 3 things, with the last one a twist.
  46. Triads with Final Twist All women in the world wants a man who... is rich is handsome does not cheat
  47. Triads with Final Twist All women in the world wants a man who... is rich is handsome does not cheat does not exist
  48. 7. Americans give birth because... Chinese give birth because... Singaporeans give birth because...
  49. 7. “In your own opinion, discuss about food scarcity in other countries”
  50. 7. Stereotypes A widely held and oversimplified belief
  51. Write down the funny things about a certain group of people Stereotypes Toastmasters? Singaporeans? Students? Put them in a setting with their stereotypical reaction
  52. If I were to cook a meal for a (group of people), I would ...... Stereotypes French? Singaporeans? Chinese? Germans? Toastmasters? Politicians?
  53. 8. You have 30 sweets You eat 29 sweets
  54. 8. My girlfriend wants something which is small, shiny, and with diamonds on it.
  55. 8. One night, my wife wants me to say something dirty to her...
  56. 8. Changing Context Change the setting, or meanings with the surrounding words
  57. Changing Context Setup: One night, my wife wants me to say something dirty to her... Punchline: I whisper to her “laundry, kitchen, toilet”
  58. How to deliver a Punchline?
  59. Set up
  60. Set up (pause...)
  61. Set up (pause...) Punchline
  62. Set up (pause...) Punchline (pause...)
  63. Final Tips
  64. Start Strong End Strong
  65. Don’t Steal/Use Jokes
  66. More punchlines = More points
  67. Keep sentences s.h.o.r.t
  68. Never laugh at your own joke
  69. Move on if nobody gets your punchline
  70. Refine your punchlines
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