My project for Mrs. Himler.

1. IF YOU THROW A BIBLE
AT A DRAG QUEEN…
By: Anthony Simmons

2. IF YOU THROW A BIBLE AT A
DRAG QUEEN
Then She will punch you in the
face

3. IF SHE PUNCHES YOU IN THE
FACE…
Then she will get arrested.

4. IF SHE GETS ARRESTED…
The she’ll make toilet wine. (Maybe Pinot Grigio,
Merlot… there is really no way to be completely sure.)

5. IF SHE MAKES TOILET WINE…
Then she will get sloppy

6. IF SHE GETS SLOPPY…
Then she turns into a he. And
he’s violent.

7. IF HE IS VIOLENT
Then he will be detained

8. IF HE GETS DETAINED
then all the other drag queens will get angry
and get arrested too.

9. IF ALL THE OTHER QUEENS ARE
IN JAIL
Then the wig and fabric shops will go out
of business

10. IF THE WIG AND FABRIC SHOPS
ARE GONE
And there are no Drag Queens

11. THEN THE WORLD WILL SUCK
If the world sucks, then it is a vacuum.

12. DON’T TURN THE WORLD INTO
A VACUUM.
Keep your bibles to yourselves.