1. Why cannot Alina keep pretty
boys in bottles at home?
Made by: Alina Botina
Motivated by: Roland Matt

2. Contents
Introduction
Why cannot pretty boys be kept in bottles?
Why cannot Alina keep pretty boys at home?
Official form
Possible solutions
Conclusion
References

3. Introduction
The reason, why Alina likes pretty boys very much, is
that she is an esthete
Esthete is a human who has a highly developed
appreciation of beauty
There are many gorgeous and smart males in Tartu
University

4. Why cannot pretty boys be kept in
bottles?
It is practically impossible
It violates Human Rights
Males would not be able to satisfy their needs, such
as washing, feeding and going to the toilet.

5. Why cannot pretty boys be kept in
bottles?
Size of a bottle
Size of a man

6. Why cannot Alina keep pretty boys at
home?
In Tallinn, Alina’s parents would never let her live with
even one man, not to mention many
Alina’s girlfriends would not like the fact that she’s
keeping pretty boys all for herself
Alina’s boyfriend would not be pleased to see her
surrounded by other males
Alina would have to feed them all and thus, spend a
lot of money, that she does not possess

7. An example of a gorgeous male
Roland Matt

8. Possible solutions
Keep looking and talking to pretty boys
To fantasize about keeping men in bottles
Not to give up on her dreams

9. References
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/aesthete
http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_236/1202
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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10976105
9081508&set=a.109761055748175.11282.100001428446
142&type=1&theater
http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_614/1308
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Alina’s imagination