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She was only18years when she fell pregnantby the guy she first met at the pensdown party after
finishinghermatric exams,Before she realisedthat she was pregnantafter two weeks she had sex,
she didnot want to believe it so she took sometimenot tellinganyone butshe justfoundit easy to tell
her friend, After she toldher freindshe was shocked to know that the guy that impregnantedisno
longer inthe province,he was justaround for pensdown party.After that she hadlot of thoughtabout
this unbornchildbut she decidedto keep the child.
After nine monthsthe child wasborn, it was a boyand she namedhim Zwelami.17 years later the boy
is doingmetric, stayingwithhis mombecause he never hadfather or seen hisfather.
[Zwelamis talkingwith hismother on their way from churchabout hisplansfor the followingyear
after,he'sdone metric]
ZWELAM : Yaz mama konke lokhuumfundisakhulume ngakhoenkonzweni kumane kwabaangathi
ufunde inqondoyam.
MaThusi :Manje mfanawam awushouzimiseleukumushiyangempelaumamawakhouye egoli yoqedela
khonaifundozakhomhlawumbe iminyakaemingaki 3...5years (ephazamiseke)
Zwelam:(emonyozela)Nomomnotlike that,i justwanttogo to Durbanatleasti will be around,notfar
frommy mom...andmomi alreadyappliedforbursaryintwoplacesand onmondayi wantto apply
somewhere else...[whenhe lookedathismom'sface,she'ssmilling] Momyoufinditfunny
Mother :[smiling]Noitjust,The wayyouthinkmyboyyoumake your mamaproud andi know you'll
make it....
Zwelami :(lookedathismomandsmile)Thanksmom i should...Ishouldmake it...haw mahyazfuthi uMr
Sbiyale principall entshaibifunaumuntuozomsebenzel nje kulamaholidi andnguthathileloyamsebenz
kuze nam ngzokwazukwenza imadlananj encane...
mother:Good yazlokhokzokwenzaungabe usang'khalelangamablukwe othousandk
[MR SBIYA IS TALKING WITH HIS WIFETHROUGH THE PHONE]
Mr Sbiya: Oky mahwakhe,kodwaindabaesukelate kangakangalapho?
Mrs Sbiya:(TALKINGTHROUGH THE PHONE)Ahukuthusuke late eskolensakhekantnambengsafun
ukumbonakancanbut shame she'sdyingtosee herDad...
Mr Sibiya:aykodwanalamaboadingschool enu...phelanamngimkhumbuleukufainganyammanje
kdwalesi skhath asuke ngasongalaphayuyofikakuhlwangala...

2. Mrs Sibiya:[talkingthroughthe phone]yahkodwangimtholele imotoezomhambisastraight soshe can
be safe...okybabai have to go nowwe'll talksoonbye.
Mr Sibiya:okybye bye,usebenze kahle.(Ebesukumaephumaeqondaegaraji)ayleligarajilase lincola
kangakanje manje...(ebethathaisondolemotoalifake ebhuthinbese engenemotweni)
[uZwelami uhlezingaphandle kuboudlalaingomakumaheadsetebeculakancane esalalele kanjalo
aphazanyiswe umnganwakheuSenzo]
Senzo:[ethintauZwelamiekhandaebehlalaphansi naye]ehwenasani uyabhimbalaubhorekile?
Zwelami :[ebe khiphaamaheadset]uthini?
Senzo:Ohay begithnanguubabeswodumoekulindile layndlinntwana[ebehleka]
Zwelami :[ebehleka]tsekwenasani....
Senzo:manje indabawahlalalawabhimbanamhlanje awsebenziyin?
Zwelihle :angisebenzmakwi weekendakukhonakwagobiqolophelalapha...
Senzo:kahlenboh(ehlekakancane)umuntuangaze efunge ukuthuyasebenzakanti uy'cithelaisizungu
nje...
Zwelami :(ehlekakancane)yeywenayazamandlendodawabukelwaphansi abakfundisangalokhokini
youdoti....
Senzo:(ehlekelaphezulu)yazkwabangathi kukhulumaikhehlaeliy'shonelayoasambe sodlalaisnooker
ngobaukuhlalakanje kukwenzaukuthubhimbentengapheli.[besukume behambe]
Zwelami :(ehlekakancane)nanamhlanje ufunaukuhambausung'dinelwe sengikdlile...
Senzo:sobonanankaakake umbombo....
Zwelami :(ahlekelephezulu)wenawamane wakhulumisokwesalukaziesiphilangepharishikphela....
(bethi bephumanje oZwelami ebefika umawakheengena esangweni ememeza uzwelamkungasabeli
muntuevule endlini ume ngenaiTV iyadlala)Awbhekekodwalomtwana.uZwelamiuyahlanyayaz
ngabekuph nje manje (ebekhiphifoni emfonelalimfakekuVoicemaile)anxapheacimeiTvabeke
impahlaetafuleni)
(uZwelami noSenzobadlalaisnookhakungeneabafanaababili ethi omunyewabo"winningtable
madodaR50/R50 igameebe ebabukaemehlweni)
Senzo:akubhoboke iphakethe lendodavele whykungabiuR100 nisheshenikhale iskanye madoda...
Zwelam:(ebukauSenzoehlekaengahleki)ayboSenzoawthi ngiringe nawe...(emdonselaeceleni)....Senzo
mfethungyabazi labolovaabazwani nokudliwa,sizobadlamese bes'lwisangobasobadlavele.

3. Senzo:(evumisaikhanda)THATGOODsobashayakaw2,sobabhaxa kwipool benyanyebezameukus'lwisa
sphinde sbakhahlele okwangempelabegcwale(ehleke beseeyodlala)
(badlalanalabafanababebalodanebebashayileangathi badlalaneynganeezincanebeshintshana
ngabobebashayabeze bedanse bechwaza,uMahkaZwelami wayelodane ezamaukufonakdwa ifoni
kaZwelami yayilokhuimfakakuvoicemail.Babelukhubecwazaestolongobabewina,bathi sebeqedile
sebephumabehambaabafanaababili babalandelabakhiphaimimese,uZwelami wathi umephenduka
wababonabezangodlamebephethe imimeseezandlenwakhombisausenzobabaleka.bathi
sebebaleke ibanganabangenaendaweni emnyamanabangabonalabafanababadlula.baphuma
bebahlekababelanaimali bahlukana.UZwelami wakhiphaifoniyakhewabonaamamissedcall
kamamawakhe waphuthumaeya ekhaya.Wathi esefikilewangenaenyonyobawaficaumamawakhe
elele kusofawathi nje eseyongenaendlinyakhe wathuswaukuvukakuka mamawakhe)
Mama :(ebevukaesukuma)uphumaphi Zweh??
Zwelami :kade ngikuSenzo....
Mama :ngalesiskhathi?ngobakuhlwile phelamanje kade ungakboni lokhowena?
Zwelami :ngyaxolisamah...
Mama :(ethethasakumbonisa)Zwelamisihlalasobabili lay'khayauthi minangilale kanjani ngingakwazi
ukuthukuph?hheeh?,kuzomele sicabangelane ngempelaZweh,ukudlakwakhokukuovinSUITYOUR
SELF.
Zwelami :askissmah,bengidlalaipooli losttrackof time ,itwon'thappenagain.ngyabongangokudla
mah,ulalekahle.
Mama :mxm,lalekahle nkwani
Zwelami :(esholophansi)ishuuu
[kubukekasekuhlwilengaphandleesangweni lakwaSIBIYAkuma imotokuphume
intombazana(Sbahle) nemithwaloyayoibisizwaudriver]
driver:ngabe sekuphelelekonke sisi?
Sbahle :[ebukakahle imithwaloyakhe]yahngicabangakanjalongyabongabhuti wamnayi imali
yakho...[aqede abekaicellphone endleben]...hellobabahsengfikile.
[udriver wamaisikhashanaemvakokubaetholeimali elindeukuthi kuphumeuSbiyakodwa
akuphelangasikhathi esingakanani waphumauSbiyawabambaimithwaloyomtanakhewavalelisa
udriver,bangenaendlini balala]
(uZwelami uwashaimotongaphandleegcekeni lakwaSibiya,esawashakanjalo wezwaizwi lomuntu
wesimameemvakwakhe likhulumanayewaphendukakancanewathi umeyi buka lenkosazanewake
nje wajamaisikhashanaebhekelentokazi ewuSbahle)

4. Sbahle :[ebukauZwelami emehlwenngokuxwaya]heeello...[ebe wave isadlaebusweni baZwelami]
Zwelami :[engathi ubuyakude nemicabangoyakhe].heeeymmsorryhi...
Sbahle :hellobengbuzakuthawukaze umubone ubaba...
Zwelami :ohyourdad...uye..estolo.
Sbahle :[smiling]mmmoky...Sbahle bythe way[ebe xawula]
Zwelami :[ebesulaisandla]simanzi kancane....ah Zwelami.
Sbahle :[ebe smiler]ngijabulelaukukwazZwelami...[ebeyaendlini]
Zwelami :ah...sho..metoo...[umethiuyaphendukaagcithe amanzi awasebenzisayo]
Zwelami :{uZwelami kuthi ukuphelaisikhathi ebheke lentokazi ewuSbahle iyongenaedlini ethi uma
esephendukaakhahlelaibhakede agezangaloimoto}ohshit...yesses
(uSbahleuhlezi kubokusofaubukeka ebhalaandlento ayibhalayoubeeyikhulumngomlomangath
uyalingisa,kuthkusenjaloaphazanyisweukuvulekakomnyangongobakungenauZwelami)
uSbahle :(uphendukaebukangasemnyangongokuthuka)ohmy...ung'thusileZwelam.
uZwelami :sorryforukukthusa,actualyseng'qedileebengikwenzangaphandlengyabonauMr Sibiya
ngath ubambekile laphaye khon,celaung'tshelelayenakuthicamical yamawindi isiphelile,Ngizokubek
ebathroomlokhu.
uSbahle :Okynomaungabekakhonlaphi'll take it...
uZwelami :okyngyaxolisangokukuthusa,usale kahleneh.
uSbahle :Okyhambekahle nawe.
[NgezikhathzokusihlwauZwelami ukhulumanomamawakhe ebe washizitsha]
uZwelami :(ekhulumaebehlekakancane)yazkodwamakube nje wangitholelusiswamengizowashnaye
izintshanomake ikrontmane lamengizohlezi ngixabananalongokuwashizintshangabe angibhorek
kanj.
uMAMA :(ebephuzaitiye)ohngyakbhoraminalaykhaya...
uZwelami :(ehleka)aybonanguumamaeng'hlekisangishkanjalo...kuthnj i guessngabe nawe awbhoreki
ukukhuzaumtoyedwanjalo(elingisaumamawakhe)Zwelamiyehlisumsindowaleyoradio,ngoba
ngzoyphindisaestolomizongbangelaumsindomina(efe insini)
uMama :(ehleke ebesukuma)ayake ng'hambe ngolalangobangyabonangzoze ng'fake umuntu
isbhakela.

5. uZwelami :(ebehleka)hawma...ulale kahleyezwa....
uMama :Nawe uziwashe kahle lezozitshayezwa
uZwelami :(emangalaebencuma)haw...ayuMah.
(Kubukekakayizikhathzasekuseni uZwelami ungenakwaSbiyaethi esengaphakathi aficeuSbahle
edlalaingomaokusobalakuthuyithandaukufaenganakilenokuthkunomuntuosengaphakathi,acule
aze azibhonqeathi umeqeda ezwe uZwelami eshayaizandlaemvakwakhengobaethathekile
ilengomakade iculwanguSbahle,Athusweukuzwaukuthkunomuntuobemlalelesonkelesiskhathi)
uSbahle :(ephendukangokuthuka)[exhaling] ahungithusile futh.
uZwelami :(ekhulumangokukhuluukumangalanokuthatheka)i'msorry,kuthinje lengomayazangathi
eyakhoandinfactyou soundbatterthenheryou amazing....
uSbahle :ungakwazi ukunockmuzongenplease?
uZwelami :jahsorrysengzonockernexttime,kuthsengajwayelakubanobab'wakhowe notuse to nock
bt by the wayu good,uyaculavele?mybengakuphaideal nje...
uSbahle :(ebukekaesathukile)NOthankyou...(ebethathaamabhukuakhe eyakwenyindlu)
uZwelami :(ebem'bukaenikinikhandaencumaebonakalanje kuthi uthathekile)you
welcome,wow.....(ebehambaeyaebath roomeyothathintozoksebenzamefikakhonaangazitholi
aphindele kuSbahle eruminlakhe)...nocknock....nocknock...
uSbahle :(evulaiscabhangokucasuka)ngakusizanganZwelami(ebambaukucasuka)
uZwelami :(ebuzasakuxwayah)izintoengisebenzngazobuthe zongbekel zonaangiziboni...
uSbahle :(ebambaubusosakuthuka)ahzisemvakwescambaesittingroom.khohliwe kuyisaebathroom
sorry...
uZwelami :Noitoky,thankyou...(ebehamba)atleastshe cansaysorry (ekhulumayedwa)
(uSbahle ecofe ifoni evale emnyangoethinje esandakulalakwi badyakhe kushoinockemnyango)
uSbahle :ohmy...(ebesukumaeyaemnyangoevule)WHAT???
uZwelami :sry...chemical bengicelileungikhulumele noMinyeri
uSbahle :aaahsry no...
uZwelami :aush...(embukaemehlweni)
uSbahle :ahdude justuse the soup....(ebevalaumnyango)

6. (uZwelami uhlezi nomngani wakheuSenzobayakhulumakdwanje yonke lentouSenzo ayikhuluma
noZwelami kufananokuthiyimicabangongobauZwelami akamuzwanokuthi uthini uzicabangela
intozakhenje)
uSenzo:yazminantwanangicabangkuth makuphumaamaresultamatricng'mane ngihambe kengith
nje ukuphumalaKwadukuzainfactngiphumeKZN kengiboneindawonje ezintshaengingazazi
ngiqaqeke...(mebukauZwelami uyacabangakyacacanje kuthubengamulalele)ehndodangikhuluma
nawe kiphan?(ebemuqweba)
uZwelami :uthinmft?
uSenzo:(ecasuka)nxayekasengikhulume kangakaawungizwa,bengithngzokuphimali
suyshwebile....khiphanucabangankangaka?
uZwelami :uSbiyauvakashelwe inganeyakhe laphamftuSbahleigamalayo,she's....
uSenzo:"HOT"?
uZwelami :notdat,iculakahleleyangannjayamyabolowamtanaengamaneengilaphe ngishongigula
ngephimbolakhe.
uSenzo:Okyimake nje ngakashookningi,ucabangaukuculakamnandi kwayolenganenomaucabanga
yona?oru inlove nje nayo?
uZwelami :(ebuke uSenzoesmile emvakwalokhoasukume ehambe)nxyagulawenasufunaukugulisa
nam.
uSenzo :ehndodawahambangikhulumanawe(ehleke kancane)ksemathandwenlokh(ebesukuma
emlndelabeyongenaendlini)
(uSenzouhleli nomalume wakhe bayaxoxa)
uSenzo :( enzaibreakfast) uyabonnje malumekmele sithi ukwandisangesifazane lay'khayangeke
phelalentoyokuthumuntuazenzeleyooonke into...
uMalume :uyazmshanauwenaengilindele ukuthi ungibusise ngokoti
uSenzo :ngize ngik'busise ngokoti nje malume wamshonisaphiunozipho,wawukhethilengempela
laphayanamalume
uMalume :ikhiwane elihleligcwalaizibungumshana,yenawayemuhleimpelakodwakuningi okwenza
umuntuwesfazane wenaongakakwazi ngobausemncane
uSenzo :ikhiwane?hayi bowenamalume ukhulumangani ,minangishonozipholoobuke ufike naye
lay'khaya

7. uMalume : ukuthi ikhiwaneelihle ligcwalaizibungumshanaisisho,sengokucazelangelinyilanga,yazmina
umuntuengangizomenzaowakwami uMaBhenguwangiphoxakwamane njekwathi xifi indabayabantu
besifazane kodwausazozibonelanawe njengobausakhula...
uSenzo:(ebesukumauSenzo)aymalume minangiyi hitandrunanginayonhliziyoyokuxhaphazwa
amacherryla ngaphandle...yazmalumenomnganiwamuZwe uyafaukuthandaumuntuongazi asaba
ngishokumtshela,uhlanyiswailengane kaSbiyaesandakfika.
uMalume :uSbiyamuphi uthishomkhuluwenu?
uSenzo:yep...(ebephuzaamanzi)yenimpela
uMalume :(exwaya)yazi bengithi loyababauzihlalelayedwanje kulowamuzi.
uSenzo:yakhonaubehlalayedwakodwaingane yakheifikile imvakashele kulamaholidi...(kube kukhala
imakhalaekhukhwini,encume kancane)nanguukoti malumeyabo...hello(ebephuma)
(uZwelami ukhulamanoSbiyaebe ecelelaimbali)
uZwelami :yazlezimbalizakhozikhulakalulakushukuthi nje babuSbiyaunayoinhlanhlayaznoma
ingobaziphethweezami izandla(ehlekakancane)
uSbiya:(hlekakancane)kantinje kusukelakdalaminakwelamiigcekeangigolozelwanje
imbali...(ephazamiswe uSbahle)
uSbahle :Baba...
uSbiya:yahmaSbiyaomncane...
uSbahle :omcane hai'm a biggirl minababa(ebezikhukhumeza) celaukusebenzisailaptopyakhbandla
baba pleasezzzzzzzz
uSbiya:ngobani?
uSbahle :(Ezikhalisa)ngyacelababa(ebembambasakumanga)
uSbiya:(ehleka)ngabe ubani owathi ngyazisabainyembezi zenuninoMahwakhohamboyisebenzisa.
uSbahle :(esukaegijima)thanksDaddymaDaddyyouare the best..
uSbiya:(esholophansi)Akuphaphile lokhungathi uninaingakhoksazobuyelaipasswordnje...(ebebuka
uZwelami)yazZwelami awukaze wangitshelangabazali bakho..
uZwelami :(aphenduke abukeuSbiyangobusoobuswacile)minaminyeringihlalanomamakuphela,and
ubaba angithandathandiukukhulumangaye ngobasengizengakhulangamngakaangimazi nokumazi,
wang'shiyanomamangisese siswini soindabayakhe ifilenje kumina.

8. uSbiya :ey kwabuhlunguke ukuzwalokhondodana,eyabanye abantuabananhliziyounyaolunjena
kodwa....(bephazamiswewuSenzonoHadebe )
uSenzo:sawbonaMinyeri...yahnawe mfwethueceleni.
uSbiya:yaSenzoukahle ndodana...sawbonababa.
Malume :Yebomfethu.
uZwelami :awMalume nirightkodwauhambanalokhukomshanakhookuhlanyayo...
uSenzo:(ehlekakancane ebonakuzauSbahle )ngathkhonamanj kuzophelalokhukuphaphasoonyes
ses(ebukauSbahle ebuke uZwehekhulumele phansi)hot.
uSbahle :babaithini ipassword?
uSbiya:yourbirthdaydate babe...
uSbahle :wowsweetdaddy..(ebeyongenaendlini)
uSbiya:aymadoda izobonan,Zwelami umausuzohambangakhohlwaukungikhiphellelithayi elidala
emotweni ngaze ngithembe kuthi nginespelekantiluthoyodwa...ngijabulileukukwazimft(ebeyongena
endlini)
uZwelami :okyMinyeri(ebukauSbahle eyongenaendlini ephenduke ebuke uSenzo)kwenzenjan?
uSenzo :uthi uyaznje uminyeri kuthi ngane yakheizulwelwaamanqe,uzokugxoshauSbiyawena
uZwelami :sukayagulawena,sengingagxoshelwaukubunje umuntu
uMalume :mshana asingalibazisilendodaisemsebenzini ,isingaze ixoshwe ngempela
uSenzo :asimshiyengempelamalume,ntwanangizokobona
uZwelami :izobonanamalume (ebukeuSenzo) wenaawuyekeukuphapha....
uSenzo:ngzotshelaumin'yeri ekufake amehlo...(ebelandelaumalumewakhe...)
(sebesendleleni uSenzonomalumewakheuHadebe bayaxoxa)
uMalume :iyonangane kaSbiyaobukhulumangayoleya
uSenzo :iyonakanye lebengiyishoehlanyisauZweh
uMalume :awushoingakanani ubudalayonalengane

9. uSenzo :aaay laphoke anginasiqinisekokahlekodw yonauyabonanje ukuthingangathinje kanje ,hawu
Malume wase ufunukwazi ngengane encanekanje ,kungabi ilentoengiy'cabangayophelaisencane
leyangane
uMalume :(ebukauSenzongokuxwaya)haw mshanawangicabangelaukuncolanje kodwa...
uSenzo:(ehleka)waahmalumeangishongoluthomina...indabauyayifanisayin?
uMalume :ay mshanaukubuzaumuntuongamazi endaweni...bukangzokficaendlini ngsafunaukudlula
la estolobambala.(ebe embambisaisikhiye)
uSenzo:okyuncle....
(uZwelami ukhiphaisondolemoto ngemumvaethi elibeka phansi kuqamukeuSbiyaangeneemotweni
acele uZwelami amuvuleleigate umaeqeda avaleliseuzwelami ngobaengabazakuthi uzobuya
esehambile,uZwelami athatheibhakedeeyenaloendlini umaesefika emnyangoanqonqozekusabele
uSbahleebuza osemnyangoebeyovulaethi uma evulaabone uZweh bese eyancuma.)
uSbahle :good,yazngathi sesizophilakamnandi ayngokuthusananeh
uZwelami :(ebengenaendlini)jeahnamsengizoyijwayelale yokunocker(SMILE)
uSbahle :(ebehlalakusofa)yashobengisakufakaeskolennje kancane lool
uZwelami :(ehleka)okykshuthi laykhayaniyafundisanavele.
(uzwelami ehambe eyobekaibhakedeebuyaavalelise ngobaesehamba)
uZwelami :(ebevulaumnyango)Sbahle sengyahambangzokbonksasneh
uSbahle :Okyhambe kahle mft...(esale ekhumbulakuthbekumele eye estolo,esukuma)
(uMalumeka SenzouHadebe usendleleni eya kwakhe ahlanganenomuntuwesifazaneohamba
ngokuphuthuma,umaezangakuyeanciphiseizinyawongobaedindausizo)
XTRA :sawbonabhuti.
uHadebe :yebo(embukangokwexwaya)
XTRA :bengicelaungisizabhuti ngishodelwaimali engangoR3.
uHadebe :(ezithintaamaphakethe)nawudadewethu(ethingesikhathi emnikalomamaambambe isandla
,abenesbonakaliso)
XTRA :ngyabongabhuti (eshoewuthathemdedelaisandlaaqhubeke akhulume)bhuti yashonaphi ingane
yakho?
uHadebe :(ngokuxwaya)ingane ,hayibodadewethuanginangane mina

10. XTRA :abuntubakini abadalabathukuthele bafunaubuyise inganephakathi kwekhaya
uHadebe :dadewethuangiyazi minalentookhulumangayo,futhngiyaphuthumangekengime la
ngilalele lembudane ongitshelayona(eshoefulathelaehamba,aqhubekeakhulume lomama,ethi
meqalafuthukukhulumaame aphendukeuHadebe alalele )
XTRA :eminyakeni ethi mayibe ngamashumi amabilieyadlulawatholaumthwana,indabayakhe
awuzange uyilandelele manjeizinyanyazakiniziyifunalenganeibuyile ekhaya,kungenjalouzobhekana
nolakalwabaphansi ,hambauyofunaingane kungazekubhede izinto(eshoesukaehamba,uHadebe
asale emile)
uHadebe :(emile ebukalomamaehambaeyosithela,kube nesthombe esibuyayokuHadebe)
uMaBhengu:Sphiwe angazi sengizoze ngikutshele kangakiukuthi lenganeengiy'khulelwe akusiyona
eyakhoekaBongani
uHadebe :kini bakuganiselakwaSbiyazololokhuusuthiumithi ingane yakhona,ungazodlalawenala
ufunaingane yamikhuliswe hhenye indodangikhona
uMaBhengu:ngyaphindafuthSphiweulalelekahle ngobangekengilokhungiphindananenteyodwa
ngithlengane engiy'thweleeyakwaSbiya isiqedile ke intombi kaBhengu
uHadebe :kulungile ke,kodwangiyakutshelaZandile mukuthi ngempelaeyamilengane iyobuya
ngibafunge oHadebebephelele,uyoshoukuthngasho.
uHadebe :(uHadebe ebuyaemicabangweni enikinaikhandaequbeke nohambolwakhe)chahayi.
(uSbahleusestolouthengai airtimeethi uma esuka esehambaemiswe umfanaowayemecele
kwestoloebhema)
EXTRA :ekse queenawume lpho...
uSbahle :(ebehamba)ngekengikwazi shame ave ngijahile.
EXTRA :(Egijimaeyomaphambi kwaSbahle)bukalasisi minanguMabulalaumafavukeinsimbengagobi
ung'bheke emehlweni mengiringanawe ngobanjengobangiphambikwakhoimpiloyakhoisezandleni
zami,manje ziphathe kahlekuze namngzokphathakahle...
uSbahle :(ebukekaethukile kuthakakhale uSbahle)bhuti bandlacelaungyekela ngihambe tu(ebezama
ukudlulauSbahleukumphushalomfanakodwaelokhuemubambakam'hlunglomfana)angyekela
EXTRA :(ecasukaedudulauSbahle kabuhlungu)yewenaqueenuphushaumabulalakanje?
(kuqamuke uZwelamiabone uSbahleesenkingeni agijime eyosiza)

11. uZwelami :(egijima)yeywenauyasangana(ngokucasukaafike ame phakathi kwaboaphushe uMabulala
uSbahle ebe semvakwaZweh)khiphani suyahlanyamanje wenamasakahlanyiswaiwumgaeh(ebelokhu
emuphushangokcasuka)
uMabulala:(ehlekekakhulungokunayina)ekseuybona uyiniwena?usuw supermanmanje wen?
uZwelami :(esondelakuMabulalaecasukukufa)ekseuybonakuthi uyinhambuybizangomabulala
wabulalabanwenahee?
uMabulala:(ebuke uZwelamiphansi phezulubese ephimisaenyaweni zakhe)nxahuyanyanyisa
(ebephendukaehamba)
uZwelami :(ephendukaebukauSbahle) Sbahle urytayikthintangalengulube?
uSbahle :(enikinaikhanda)mmngiryt...
uZwelami :(ebukaeSbahle emehlweni)kodwakungani uhambewedwauze laestolo?
uSbahle :(ehage uZwelami ekhulumasakukhala)itdoesn'tmatternow,usavedme ngyabonga.
uZwelami :(emukelaihagi evulamehlo)okyitfine.
uSbahle :(ededelauZwelami)celaungiphelezela.
uZwelami :okynami ngakujabulelalokho.
(uZwelami ungenaendlini kwaSbiyauvulelauSbahle)
uZwelami :(ekhothamaelulisandla)Welame home missSibiya.
uSbahle :(engenaendliniencuma)yaznjalowena....(engenaeyohlaphansi)yazi Zwehnamhlanje ngizizwe
ngathi bengiqalaukukwazi nje...asmyheroof cause.
uZwelami :(ehlekakancane)ahcome onmftkuthi nje bengingeke ngikbukele usenkingeni.
uSbahle :(ephendukaebukauZweh)ngyabonga,yazlowamfanabekungathi khonaintwembi engimenze
yonanje bengibukangokungizonda.
uZwelami :(encikakusofa)kanti noabanye babafanabazibhemelaiwungayabasanganisakodwa
ngyathembisangekeaphindeakuthinte...kdwacelaungithembisakuthi ngekeuphinde uhambewedwa
uye estolo.
uSbahle :i promise,ngeke ngiphinde.
uZwelami :yeashomekukhonaokudingayoungifonele neh...ngzokbonaksasa.
uSbahle :(esukumaemisauZwelami)nocelangaqale uhambe bandlauhambesekufike ubabayazi ngize
ngiyestoloingobabengibhorekile ukubangedwaklomuziplz.

12. uZwelami :oky(ebehlalakusofa) noprob...(ebukauSbahleethi ufunukukhulumephazamiseke)...
uSbahle :(esukumaeyaekhishin)ngyabuyangsathukwenzanomaujuice..
uZwelami :okyngzobe ngibhekaimove es'ngaybukala...
uSbahle :(ekhulumaehamba)okybutnotscary...
(uZwelami asukumeeyobheka imoveabazoyibuka ethi esayibukakumanekukhale ucingolukaSbahle
aluthatheeyomunikaekhishini ethi uma engenaekhishini kanti nosbahleuseyaphumabashayisane
ngeyfuba.)
uZwelami :(bebukanaemehlweniis'khashana,ethuyakhulumauZwelamiaphazanyisweukuthnoSbahle
ubesathi uyakhuluma) yougofirst
uSbahle :hhayi nokhulumayini ek'susangale,didi take toolong?
uZwelami :chakungene icall bengithngyak'lethelayacima(ebemnikaifoni )
uSbahle :thankx (maqede babuyele e-livingroom,bafike bahlale phansi uSbahle abekeetafuleni ujusi
namakhekhe) nawuujuice namakhekhe,andyiphiimoveesibukayo?
uZwelami :okytnx(esukumaefakaiCD)thismoveiyonaemnandi i'm sure uzoyithanda...
uSbahle :igamalayo?(ebedla)
uZwelami :"JUMPING THEBROOM" nice one trustme...
(umamaka Zwelami usedolobheni ugaxeisikhwamaangeneesitoloethi esephakathi abane uMnu
Sibiyaathuke bese emulandelaemubukasakumufanisakodwaumaebukangakuyeacashe
kubangathi ubonaisipoki,aphumeesitoloengasathenganganokuthengaafoneleuZwelamie)
uMama :helloZwelami mfanawamukuph?
uZwelami :ngikwaSbiyamama,wena?angathi kunomsindonje laokhona.
uMama :ah mfana wami ngisetown,bengibuzanje ubobuyeuyobhekaekhaya.
uZwelamie:Okymah,urightkodwa?
uMama :yah mfanawam ngikahle(ebencumaokybye.
uZwelamie:okybye mama...
(uHadebe uhlezi emnyangouthameleilangaethi esahleli azumeke kuba ngathi uzwaizwi lalomuntu
wesimameake akhulumanayeendleleni lithi"Abadalabadingainganeegcekeni walalanje"avule
amehle ngokuthukaaqalazeangabonimuntuethi uma ebuka emnyangowendlukubangathi

13. uyamubonalomuntuwesimameethi"isikhathi sesiyakushiya"acikiceamehlomebukaemnyango
akunamuntu,asukumeeyongenaendlini avale.)
(uZwelami noSbahlebabukekabebukangendlelaejulilengobaidramaabayibukayo
isikuvuthondaba,uZwelami abukeiTVAphindeebuke uSbahlebese emubambaisandla,)
uZwelami :(ebukausbahlengokumujulelaesebambe isandlaisandlasakhe)Sbahle
empeleni...(aphazamiswe ukuvulekakomnyangokungenauMnumzane Sibiya)
uSbahle :(ededelaisandlasikaZwelami esukuma)haumydaddykunini uhambileothi ngikubambele
isikhwama...
uSbiya:yangibuyile,nomamawakhouyezamhlambe uzofikakusas...
uSbahle :( ebehambanesikhwama)wow laphongimukhumbuleukufa.
uZwelami :(esukumakancane)Minyeri...
uSbiya: Zwelami mfanawamusakho..eyngafaukukhathala(ezidinsilakusofa)
uZwelami :aynambese ngizibukelanje iTV kodwabese sengisendleleni vele...
uSbiya:hauangikuxoshi phelamfanaqubekauhlale ubuke.
uZwelami :awMinyeri kuhlwangomnyamabengsahlalise uSbahle njengobaubenqenaukubukaimove
yedwa...
uSbiya:Okymfanaizobonanavele ksas...
uSbahle :(ekhulumaezangase livingroom)haubabaawusangiphathelangnomaislapnje siphelilelesi
say'zolo...hauZwehusuyahamba?
uZwelami :yasengyahambaube sekuyintoyaksas,uberightneh.
uSbahle :(emisaisithupha)okysharp.
uSbiya:hasumisaithuphawena(ehlekakancan)ay...
(kubukekakusasekuseni esangweni lakwaSbahle kumaimotoencane phakathi kwehle umuntu
wesimameepheth isikhwamaesincanene suidcase,abekephansi isuidcaseayengaphambili kuDriver.)
umaSbiya:NgyabongaMdumfanawam celaubambe la(emunikaimali)ungikhonzelekuMamawakho
yezwa.
uMdu :aw kodwamama minabengisizanje kphela(emukelaimali)ngyabongama
ngizokukhonzela.(ebedumisaimotoisuka)usalekahle ma.

14. umaSbiya:Okyuhambe kahle mfanawami.(ephendukaebukaumuzi kaSbiya
phefuma)finally...(ethathaisuitcaseengenaesangweni).
(uSbahleusaqokeizimpahlazokulalauyangasekhishini ethi esangenaemnyangoezwe inock
emnyangoeye emnyangoengathi ucobekile afike avule,Ethi umaebona ukuthi uMamawakhe
akikize(screem)axumeahageumamawakhe,uSbiyaathukeephume ekamerweni lakheegijimaeya
doneroomuma efikakhona aboneumkakhe kumanekugcwale injabuloebusweni bakhe)
uSbahle :(ejabuleelokhuexumaxuma)OhmyGODwhat a good surprise mahwamngaze ngajabula
kukbona.
umaSbiya:(ejabulileelokhuehlekile)ayboSbahle ungangiwisibabe...(enyusaamehleebukauSbiya
elingisangezindebeukubingelela)hello.
uSbahle :(ededelaunina)Ohmahawusangitsheliusuzoza(Ebeqekuzisaikhanda)
umaSbiya:(ethintauSbahleizihlathi zakhe)bengifunakube isurprisebabe..(ebeyakuSbiya
emuhaga)bese ngikukhumbule kodwaBohwambakithi...
uSbiya:(Encumaemucabuza)bese ngifaminainkumbulo.
uSbahle :(evalaamehlo)ididn'tseethat....
umaSbiya:(ededelauSbiya)mmmave ngikhathele....(ephazamiseke)
uSbiya:(emukhumulaijucket)okysthandwasamcelauhlale phansngikwenzele ijuicengiklethele...
uSbahle :Noiminaozokwenzalokhoninanje ningahlalaphansi.(ebethathaikhwamazamamawakhe
aphendukeabuhleuninaemonyozelaekhombaumawakhe.)She'sagirl...(ebehambakancane
nezikhwama)
umaSbiya:(ekhombauSbahle)No you thegirl...
uSbahle :(eseyosithela)you thegirl
uSbiya:oky i get you bothgirls...My girls(kuhlekwewonke umuntuendlini)
(uHadebe usendleleni ebhekeestolo adlulengakwaSbiyaabone umaSbiyaekhulumanoSbahlebemi
ngaphandlekomuzi kodwaengabezwaukuthi bathini,elokhuebabukilengokujulaazeakhulume
kancane eshoigamala makaSbahlebese eyabuyaekujuleni kwakhe aqubeke nohambolwakhe
olubhekestolo,aphambanenoZwelami eyongenakwaSbiyabebingelelaneadluleuZweheyovula
isangoengenaebone umamakaSbahlenoSbahleaye kubonaeyobingelela)
uZwelami :Sanibonamah..
umakaSbahle :(ebukauZwehemuxwaya)Yeboboy...

15. uSbahle :(esukumaemaphakathi kwabo)hyZwe,okyZwehlouMahwam engimthandayo,Momlo
uZwelami kodwaminangim'bizauZwehngamficalay'khayausizaubabanje laykhaya...
umakaSbahle :wowkwakuhle lokhouSbiyawayithathaiplanengamtshelayonakyangijabulis
lokho(exawulauZwelami)ngijabulelaukukwazi boi.
uZwelami :kujabulaminaMah...ngisacelaukunishiyangibe ngoqalaintwezincane.
uMaka Sbahle :Okyboynam ngijabulile ukukwazi.
uSbahle :(ehlalaeduze kwamamawakhe)okymawhere werewe?
(uSbiyauhlezi kusofaubhonaizicathulozakhekunocke uZwelami emnyango)
uSbiya:(esukumaeyaemnyangoeyovula)haw Zwehmfanawamyazi wazithela
ngisakucabanga(bengenaendlini)wozasizohlalaphansi sithukuxoxanjengamadoda...
uZwelami :Min'yeri konke kukahle kodwa?
uSbiya: aw kuhle kakhulumfanawamyabonanje nawe umndeni wamuphelele wonke...yazbengifuna
ukukutshelakuthksasaawusebenzi ngzokuholelanamhlanje kodwaksasngenzelaingane yam
entencane nje,Manje uSbahle kulendawoakanamnganibengingajabulaumanawe ubungabakhonanje
ngobauwenakuphelanje umuntuongangaye ongabawumngani naye kusasa.
uZwelami :OkyMin'yeri nami kuyangijabulisaukuzwalokhu,ngizokwazisanomamakuze azi kuth
kungenzekangibelate.
uSbiya:hawuma ungakwazi ngicelaungimemelanomamawakhouze naye nobaw2,yazkuyahlekisa
ngobalayikhayasiyakuthandafuthi ucithaisikhathi sakhoesiningi ukulomuzi kodwanje angikaze
ngatholaithubalokubongaumamawakhongokuthi esithembekangakangengane yakhe.
uZwelami :(ebukekaejabula)yeboMin'yeri ngzokhulumanaye futhi i'mshouzoyijabulelale plan
uSbiya:Okymfanaungabe uyokuqalaokwenzayo...
uZwelami :(esukuma)okybaba.
(uSenzoungenaendliniegulukudlakuthuke uHadebemalumewakhe)
uSenzo:hawnxese malume...ukahle kodwa?
uHadebe :awushoSenzongenzanjanngase ngikutshele kuthnginengane engangawe iminyaka?
uSenzo:(evulaamehlongokwethuka)haMalume ngingabuzakuthkade ungifihlele leni?
uMalume :bengingazi...
uSenzo:aybomalume unayongempelayini ingane?ayilandwe.

16. uMalume :ay noksase akujahekilephelamshanangisadingaisiqiniseko.
uSenzo:(esukumaeyakwenyindlu)hakanti malumeusangabaza...
(uZwelami uhlezinoninabayadla)
uZwelami :Mahksaskwa Sbiyakuzobe kweziwaipartykaSbahleuSbiyaubecelile kuthnathi sibekhona.
uMama :AyboZwelami angiwahambi amapartyminawenangizokbonaubuya.
uZwelami :hawungyakucelakuzobekuwumndeni wakwaSbiyanathi kuphelangyacelamawami please.
uMama :ay Oky kodwawazi ke kuthminangzosheshe ngibuyele njengize kwami.
uZwelami :Okymah minangijabuliswakuthuzozanje kphela.
uMama :(ebesukuma)Ngiyashonje ubunomusakangakanamuhla..
uZwelami :(ehleka)haumawami hlezi nginomusamina.
(Kubukekakuyizikhathizasemini kwaSbiyakufakweamabhelunde osukulokuzalwanase tafuleni
kwabekwaikhekhe ilibhalwe happybirthdaynezicoficofikubonakalanje ukuthkuwusukulokuzalwaluka
Sbahle ngobaigamalakhe laligcweleyonkindawo,uSbahle ukhulumanomamawakhe ekwenyeindlu.)
uSbahle :(ekhulumaemunyungauswidi)Mamaminasengiqedileukulungisala,futhi njengobasekuwo12
nje ngyacabangasezofikauZwehi hope uzofikanomahwakhe,ubanjweyinngalaphoma.
uMaka Sbahle :(eqhamukelaesittingroom)bengisaqhoka...mmmkwakuhle sisi usalewakhipha
esinedoloneh..
uSbahle :haumahakuyonaintwengakanankdwa...
uMaka uSbahle :butitgood fora day...
uSbiya: (eqhamukelaesittingroom)hahahakwakuhleyaz(ebukauSbahle)usebenzileyaz
uMaka Sbahle :(ebukauSbahlenoSbiya)haw yazminaningikhohliwenje kuthkhonaisandlaengisifakile
nam la.
uSbiya:haukonje singakhohlwkanjan(ebukaumakaSbahle)wenzeumsebenzi omuhle...
uSbahle :(eshayaizandla)whooowenzeumsebenzi omuhle...(ehleke)
umakaSbahle :OkySenihlangene ngammanje..
uSbiya:(ehleka)IbirthdayekaSbahlemanje if i have tochoose yaznawe(ebeyakwenyindluekhomba
uSbahle)usenangaki veleumtanakho?
uMaka Sbahle :(ElandelauSbiya)yaznami anginayoishongathksazomeleezichaze.(behleka)

17. uSbahle :(ehlekaengahleki)ihehamahno baba okythank you...(ehlalakusofa)chaeyubaba.
(uSbahle esahleziezwekunqonqoza umuntuemnyangoasukumeeyovula)
uSbahle :Ngiyeza...(avuleumnyango,emonyozele)ningangena...Sanibonamah(exawulaumakaZweh)
ngaze ngakujabulelaukukubona.
uMaka Zweh:kujabulaminasisi yazuZwehakaze engitshele kuthumuhle kanje(ebuke uZwe
sakumuntshontshaekhulume kasuhlebakuSbahle)nomaunomona
uZwelami :heyngyanizwa...
uMaka Zwelami :(EkhiphaigiftenikauSbahle)happybirthdayntombazane.
uSbahle :(encumaegcweleinjabulo)ngyabongamah..(ebakhombisaindawoyokuhlalaetafule
elilungiswe kahle)celanihlale phansi,ngisayobizaumahnobaba(ephumaeyosithela
ngasemakamelweni)
uMakaZwelami :mmhhhaykudekiwe dade ,cishengaziphuthisela
Zwelami :uyabonake nje nami bengingeke ngikwaziukujabulakahle ukube ngikushiyile,nangaphandle
nje kwalokhonoSbiyaubefunaukukubonasince ningakazenibonane
uMakaZwelami :(ephakamisaamehlongokuxhwayaebukaodongeni olulengaisithombe )Zwelamiubani
lo.....(ekhombaisithombeebesukuma,beseephazamiswaukuqhamukakomndeni wakwaSbiyauholwa
nguMrs Sbiyaphambili )
Mrs Sbiya:sanibonani
uMakaZwelami :yeboninjani kodwa
Mrs Sbiya:syaphilabandlasiyaxolisangokunishiyanodwakhonaebesisakulungisa
uMakaZwelami :(bexawule) hayakuluthoayngiybonalentokazi ikuthathaphilobubuhle enabo
uMaka Sbahle :(ehleka)aybolenganngathi iyinhlekangakangimane ngingabi Lutho,Zwelami ukahle boy
uZwelami :Yebomahngiyaphila...(ephazamiswaukuzwauSbiyaekhulumaezangase sittingroom)
uSbiya:kungabe njaloseniqaleipartyngingakafiki mina
Mrs Sbiya:washoisiyophelake (bahleke)ngiyadlalasingayenzakanjannje leyonto.
Sbiya:sanibonamamaKa Zwelami ngaze ngakujabulelaukukubona....
uMakaZwelami :Bongani!!!(emubukangokwenyanyaenikinaikhanda)
uSbiya:(ethukaexwaya)AyboZanele!!

18. uZwelami :Mah....(ephazamiseke)
Mrs Sbiya:andthenBongani niyazanavele?
uSbiya:(ngokungabazanamalimu)yai ,jeahlongtime ,sasifundasonke.
uSbahle :Nohumon thatcan we please starta party...
uMaka Zwelami :(ebukauSbahle eyekuyenaemubambeisandla)sisi celaungaphathekikabi kodwacela
u understande ngifunausukulakholungamoshekisengyahambaminamanje...(ephendukaebuka
uZwelami)ngice lasambe Zwelami.
uZwelami :hawmahkodwaintoesize ngayoayikaqali ngishoukuqala...
uSbahle :Kodwaminaangifuninihambe...(ekhulumangokudangala)
uSbiya:(angathi uyacasuka)Zanele!!musaukuyenzalentongobaasikhoisdingosayongyacelamusa
ukuvusaintezaphelakdala...
uMaka Zwelami :(ehlina)IntezaphelakdalaBongani??
uMaka Sbahle :hawkwenzakalaniBongani iziphi intezivukayomanje,(ethethaephethe ujuice esandleni
sokudla)yazini nomayini le eVukayophakathi kwenukomeleilale namhlanje ivuke ngelinyilangadone.
uMakaZweh: Yaz ungixolele weMakaSbahle kodwa...
uZwelami :Kodwaini makanti ini ekwenzawenzenje manje?
uSbiya:(ngokucasuka)OkyZanele umufunaukukhulumakhulumaphela,Yazini ngeke ngumele loshidi
inteyenzakalayolaumawakhoZwelami sake sathandanakdalaeskoleni angazi nomakmelengizofela
lokhoyini namhlanje...
uMakaZwelami :ayikhointozoy'felaBongani minaseng'yahambalausale ujabulanomndeniwakho
Zwelami asambe akumele sibela.(eshoebambauZwelami ngesandla)
Zwelami :ngempelamahkanti kwenzenjani
uMakaZwelami :ngithe kuwe asambe(ebe emdonsabehamba,bephazamisweyinockemnyango)
uZwelami :(edluntule ingaloyakhe)Mahangiyindawominakanti kwenzakalaniangithawufuni
nokukhulumnami ungitshele imbangelayokuthi sambe...
uMakaZwelami :(ekhulumangathi useyakhala)ZwelamimfanawamuSbiyauyenaUSbabawakho(emane
ekhale)ubabawakhoowakushiyausaseswinisami.
uSbahle :(ethukile kucwebe inyembezi)babaakulonaiqiniso...

19. uMakaSbahle :(esavulaumnyangoaphendukeabuke umakaZwelami engabuki nokuthi ubani kade
emuvulela)INI???(EbukauSbiya)
uSbiya:(ebakazaebukaumkakhe enikinaikhanda)aaa...ngi...
uZwelami :(kubeangathi ushawainzilulwane adidizele ebambaishlalo)Mah...
(endlinikuthi kusadideke wonke umuntukungeneuHadebe)
uHadebe :(egijimiseamehloakhe indluyonke)Zandile!!
uMakaSbahle :(ethukangokumangalaadedele neglasskade eyibambengesandla)hawe mahSfiso...
uHadebe :(ebukaumakaSbahle)Zandileses'shayile iskhathi sokuthi inganeyami ibuyele kminafuthinje
thistime ungalinge ungibhayizise ngfuninganyam...
uSbahle :(ekhihlaisililo)hawemah,Mahnobaba ningiqambeleamanga(ebe gijimaeyaendlini yakhe)
uZwelami :(ebukawonke umuntuosendlini ngokunyanya)yaznonke nje lay'ndliningathi
niphambene,nahlulwaukulungisainkingazenunisakhulamanje nibonakuthi isonas'khathi esikahle
sokulungisainkingazenulesi,nge birthdaykaSbahle phokwakhonanje konkelokhukungcola
enizokulethaezimpilweni zethukuzolethainkingamore...(ebukauMahwakhe)mahwawungangitsheli
ngani kuthisbongosami uSbiya...
uSbiya:Zwelami ngangingenaloulwazi lokuthngizobanendondana(ephazamiseke)
uZwelami :(emumisngomunwe)itdoesn'tmatternow kuthwawazi nomawawungazi angsafuni
nokwazi(ebabuke bonke)ninezinhliziyoezimbi(ebehambaeyangasekamerweni laSbahle ethi
esengakhonnje ezwekuphihlikaintoangathi iglassekamelweni laSbahle agijimeephuthumekhonaethi
mefikaangene abone uSbahle elele phansikugwelenamaphilisi eceleni kwakhe agijimeeyakuyenaebe
ememezausizoeyomuzwakuthusaphefumulayini bese eyamugonaekhalaelokhuememeza) aaah
sizani Sbaaahle Sbahle...
uMaka Sbahle :(ezwauZwelami ememezusizoekhala)haweSbiyainganeyam...
(bethukabonke bephuthumaekamerweni likaSbahle bethimebefikauZwelamiugone uSbahle uyakhala
nabo bebone iglassephihlikileeceleni kwaSbahle namaphilisi ayizinhloboezihlukene umakaSbahle
emane ekhihleisililoaziginqephansi uSbiyakumane kwehle inyembeziebambaumkakhenomaka
Zwelami akhale eyohagauZwelami ebambe uSbahle,uHadebewayelokhuemeyedwa ngasemnyango
exwayile/ethukile.)
CREATED BY :THULANINZUZA
WRITTEN BY :THULANI NZUZA ANDNGCEBO MKHIZE.