1. Why you should buy Bleedby Sciencejoe
(I’ll pander as much as I want, as long as you spend your
money on this damn game)
2. So you play as THIS CHICK ---->
named Wryn.
Her objective is to become the best video game hero
there ever was by killing all those old-ass hasbeen
heroes
● She’s adorable (look at her cute a what)
● She’s got SPUNK and SASS
● Easy to cosplay (if you’re into that)
● Easy to roleplay (if you’re also into that)
Reason 1: Characters
3. So those old ass hasbeens are the bosses of each level
Below is one of the later bosses named “Battalion”, which is a great
bossfight and it’s pretty much the hypest shit
< <-- Sentient Army of Balls
Characters (cont.)
4. I’d show you more but you need to
PLAY THE GAME YOU FUCKING
TURBONERD so I won’t spoil the
rest for you
(PROTIP: you can ship Wryn “blackrom” if
you’re one of those Homestuck nerds with
the final boss of the game I guess IDK)
5. Okay, first off, this game is hard as FUCK. Wryn will die like a
bitch on your first time playing. LOOK AT THOSE WORM BOSSES
BELOW. THEY’RE FUCKING DEVESTATING AND THEY WILL
MAKE YOU TEAR OFF YOUR FLESH IN AGONY
BUT IT’S SO REWARDING ONCE YOU START TO WIN!!!
Reason 2: Gameplay
6. If you like Super Meat Boy mobility/fast-pacedness with run-n-
gun gameplay, with basically the plot of No More Heroes, please
please please buy this game. It’s fun, difficult, and has plenty of
replayability...if you’re not a scaredy cat little PANSY
DID I MENTION IT’S ONLY 5 US
DOLLARS?!?!?! BUY IT GOSH DARN IT
(thanks for reading)
IN SHORT...
7. ● You get to use BULLETTIME so shit’s super easy to dodge and attack
● You get to DASH THREE TIME IN MID-AIR IN ANY DIRECTION
ANYWHERE so you can look like a fucking Flying Grayson
● You get to buy MULTIPLE WEAPONS including shotguns, laser rifles,
flamethrowers, AND MORE
● ALL OF THESE WILL HELP YOU AND WRYN THROUGH YOUR
WANTON PATH OF DESTRUCTION
DOESN’T SEEM SO
BAD, DOES IT?!?!
Gameplay (Cont.)
8. IT IS.
But after your first playthrough (and trust
me you’ll wanna play again) you’ll become
better and better and BETTER
9. This game is probably one of the better “indie”
games I’ve played.
It’s fairly unknown, and I want you guys to
experience how fucking FUN this game is, and hell,
maybe even get a sequel going.
Reason 3: Support
10. If you think this game is too short (even
though it’s only $5), don’t worry; there’s
PLENTY of modding going on right now,
supported by the dev(s).
Check it out on the Bleed discussion hub on
Steam Community.
