First chapter of gen 6.

1. Finnick: This is my story now. I make the rules!

2. As such, his very such action is doing the laundry. A lot less fun than you thought, isn’t it?

3. He is rewarded with a nice bath because he’s a big boy now. Overly chiseled too.

4. His attempts at befriending Despair to become a Jockey aren’t fruitful.

5. The next day, or week, who knows, it’s Ethan’s pruning birthday.
Ethan: I get to be a mad old scientist now!

6. Yep and your back hurts too now.
Ethan: Aaaw, what did I train all my life for?

7. Only to have your son inherit your ripped body, apparently.
Finnick: This can’t be harder than breaking board with my hands.

8. Albeit with little to no grace, Finnick and Despair finally decided to work together.
Despair: He gave me carrots. Nobody says no to carrots.

9. Dismounting was harder than breaking boards.
Despair: LOL YOU SUCK.

10. And thus, Despair died of laughter.

11. Just kidding, it’s Eclipse. He died (again) during a race so I missed the notification. He will have trolled his whole life.

12. Finnick is the first playable alien in this legacy and thus the only useful one.

13. Nothing ever disturbs Ethan.
Ethan: Hey son, I didn’t know you were into algebra.

14. This. This is the sweetest thing because it’s autonomous and is inherent proof there two love each other.

15. Finnick might have to walk further to find love since every time he goes out, the only people he sees are his siblings.
Finnick: Can we still go see a movie?

16. Spares are also trying hard to become jockeys.

17. Finnick graduated. Eve decided it was a special enough occasion to put her wedding dress on.

18. Dressed to the nines, Finnick gets to know the women of Sunset Valley. Half of them stuck in the dreaded pigtails.

19. After a magical hug, this lady gets a slight makeover. Sadly, she’s already close to elderhood.

20. We meet Elvis out and about. Still rocking his clan tattoos.

21. Back home, Ethan found the chemistry set.
Ethan: This reminds me of my childhood in the catacombs.

22. Eve is watching TV. Or… whatever.

23. Since she was so busy, Finnick decides to learn the Chinese songs from her. Or teaching it to her, I’m not sure.

24. Finnick decided to spend some time at the library skilling up a little bit. Got to take advantage of the library buff.

25. I got sick of his robes and had him change. And look, Fenris is studious too!

26. Aaaaaand, so is Conquest, apparently. Inherited his father’s trollery.

27. Whether she learnt it or taught it, Eve does know the song and sings it in her bath.
Ethan: That’s lovely dear. Did you see my latest shroom samples?

28. It’s pregnant Jenn on the horizon!

29. She crashed in the driveway. Finnick to the rescue! Boost her!

30. Whatever it did, it triggered Jenn’s labor.

31. Since the only guest left for the hospital, it’s time for Eve’s birthday.

32. Aliens don’t look much older as elders.

33. As promised, she retires.

34. How cute. They decided to watch the stars together on their own.

35. And argue…

36. Finnick still doesn’t have the getting on a horse part down.

37. Eve painted the perfect love token of love for Ethan to make up for arguing.

38. Finnick is spending more time at the library. Social networking and logic are very useful in an ISBI.

39. LOOK! A woman, go introduce yourself!
Finnick: I might look like I come from outer space but I was born on this planet.

40. Mindy: I really just need something that was boiled in a pot right now.

41. So Finnick took her to the restaurant across the street. But is she the one?