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him prepare for prison, despite
the latter never having
served any time in the clink.
While the premise may sound
cheesy and the jokes could
(and quite often do) border on
offensive, right now is Hart’s
moment in comedy, and
alongside Ferrell’s slap-schtick
brand of funny, the pair shine
— making this a genuine
laugh-fest.
part series explores the
tumultuous life of Queen Vic as
well her relationships with her
daughters who, despite their
oppressive childhoods, turned
out to be pretty badass
themselves, pioneering a new
era for women in the arts and
medicine. This is the second
part in the series, but jump in
anyway if you missed
episode one.
before Brit, at her synthed-out
best, refers to the girls’
nationalities — “from Australia
around to LA” — before talk-
singing that “all around the
world pretty girls do what they
like, get what they want” while
Iggy “raps” that it’s “just so
funny” that all the boys come
to pretty girls for the honey”.
Modern day poets, these
two, ammiright?
Pretty Girls, Britney Spears
and Iggy Azalea
Britney Spears and Iggy Azalea
have teamed up to auto-tune
their way through the whitest
white-girl song you’ve ever
heard. Their new “song” Pretty
Girls, if we want to call it that,
made me feel like a piece of
my soul died. It starts off with
Azalea referring to herself as
“Iggy Iggs” (cool nickname!)
Queen Victoria’s Children: A
Domestic Tyrant, SBS One,
7.30pm
Queen Victoria was the coolest
monarch. She proposed to her
husband, inspired songs by
The Rolling Stones and The
Kinks, and was rumoured to be
a cocaine and weed fiend (not
that that’s cool as such, but it’s
pretty badass for a queen).
Spanning 60 years, this three-
Get Hard, in cinemas
Do yourself a favour and watch
this movie before it leaves
cinemas. Starring funnymen
Will Ferrell and Kevin Hart,
there are some real laughs in
here, despite what you may
think. Ferrell plays wrongfully
convicted jail-bound hedge
fund manager James King,
who asks carwash owner
Darnell Lewis (Hart) to help
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n True Lies, Foxtel’s
Action Movies, 8.30pm
Despite Arnold
Schwarzenegger’s broken
English, he does manage to
get ironic in True Lies.
Also, Jamie Lee Curtis gets
her kit off and that’s a good
thing, trust me.
This romantic comedy/spy
thriller was actually the most
expensive movie ever made at
the time it premiered in 1994.
With a rumoured budget
of more than $100 million,
James Cameron was its
director and writer. Clearly a
prelude to that other pricey
flick he made a few years
later.
But True Lies is no sinking
ship. What it is, is a super-fun
rom-com with secret agents
and yep, true lies.
Get it?
Schwarzenegger stars as a
family man who doubles as a
spy while his wifey Curtis
remains oblivious.
That is, until she starts
stepping out on poor Arnie
with another man who claims
he’s a spy but in fact is just an
A-grade loser — and obviously
Arnie knows his muscles are
bigger and way better.
Hence the gazillion dollar
budget but it’s worth every
penny just to see Jamie Lee
in literally the best shape of
her life doing what starts off
as a sexy dance and evolves
into something so beautiful
you may just cry.
— CHARLEY RICO
Home stretch
EATWATCH
The doom consumed it all alike.”
— Jorah Mormont goes all ominous in Game of Thrones
with CHARLEY RICO, ASH
and LAUREN McMAH
MACADAMIA-CRUSTED
CHICKEN
Recipe by Alison Adams
Picture: Mark O’Meara
Ingredients
■ 100g macadamia nuts
■ 60g (1 cup) fresh
breadcrumbs
■ 75g (½ cup) plain flour
■ 2 eggs
■ 4 chicken breast minute
steaks
■ 2 tbs olive oil
Method
Place macadamia nuts in
the bowl of a food
processor and use the
pulse button to crush.
Transfer to a bowl. Add
breadcrumbs. Season
with salt and pepper.
Place flour on a plate.
Lightly whisk eggs in a
bowl. Dip chicken into
flour. Shake off excess.
Dip in egg, then
macadamia mixture,
pressing firmly to coat.
Heat olive oil in a frying
pan over medium heat.
Cook chicken for three
minutes on each side or
until golden. Serve with
vegies.
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you can use the online
dashboard to set up user access
and network shares and monitor
your storage. This device is
Twonky DLNA-certified, a good
option to stream content to
other devices.
My Cloud EX2100
Digital content hoarders rejoice,
WD has launched a network
storage drive to keep your
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The 14cm-high device is fitted
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powered by the Armada 385 1.3
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