This persuasive speech discusses the optimal methods for preparing and consuming a sandwich. It begins by establishing that there are absolute answers for how to prepare the sandwich with the proper crust to filling ratio. It then examines different ways of cutting the sandwich and calculates the crust to non-crust ratios. For consumption, it recommends working from the outside of the sandwich inward and discusses proper finger placement and pressure. The speech cautions against passive learning and encourages critical thinking. It concludes by thanking the audience.