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THE POTTER FAMILY HAS THE WEASLEYS OVER FOR CHRISTMAS. NEVILLE AND LUNA COME TOO. MUCH MAYHEM ENSUES.

THE POTTER FAMILY HAS THE WEASLEYS OVER FOR CHRISTMAS. NEVILLE AND LUNA COME TOO. MUCH MAYHEM ENSUES.

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    Christmas at the Potter's Christmas at the Potter's Presentation Transcript

    • Christmas at the Potter’s (RUINED FOREBERZ)
    • WARNINGS: CRUDE HUMOR, SEXUAL THEMES, ATTEMPTED SIBLING RAPE, MORE ATTEMPTED SIBLING RAPE, ATTEMPTED FATHER RAPE, QUESTIONABLE LETTUCE, LANGUAGE, MOTHER SMACK DOWN.
    • June:  HIIIIII!!!! June:  OMG bringing Hannah in would be AWESOME!! 8D Heather:  HAI! Heather:  Yes it would. Heather:  I believe Harry and Ginny would also bring the kids in to visit. Heather:  James is quite fond of the cheezburgers June:  Speaking of which, what the hell were they thinking, naming a kid "Albus Severus"???? Heather:  No idea Heather:  I think Harry had too much firewhisky June:  Yeah. June:  "Hey honey, let'sh name him Albus Severus!" Heather:  She's too busy cursing him to care Heather:  Using her bat-bogey hex June:  She is famous for it, after all. Heather:  Oh yes Heather:  Harry has to go into ICU afterwards June:  Conveniently they're already at the hospital. Heather:  Dur Heather:  All the Weasley's are there June:  Ew. Heather:  Ew what?
    • June:  I wouldn't want to gather round watching my sister have a baby. Heather:  NOT IN THE ROOM Heather:  In the waiting room of course June:  Oh, okay then. Heather:  I would not want to watch my sister have a baby either June:  *shudder* Eurgh. Heather:  But you know they would all come Heather:  And wait June:  Haha, yes! Heather:  And wait some more Heather:  OMG WHERES THE TEDDY BEAR? Heather:  DID YOU FORGET IT RON? June:  "Um...maybe..." Heather:  HOW CAN YOU EXPECT TO BE GOOD GOPARENTS IF YOU CAN’T REMEMBER A F***ING TEDDY BEAR? Heather:  Hermione was pissed off Heather:  Because of the hormones June:  Oh, she was pregnant too? Heather:  Because she was pregnant with Rose June:  Oh yeah, she must have been. Heather:  I'm assuming they're around the same age. June:  And what's up with Hugo and Rose? It's totally random naming!
    • Heather:  I know! Heather:  I think we should do an interlude with the Potters and Weasleys June:  Where do they live, if not in Cheezbubble? Heather:  GUC style of course Heather:  Godric's Hollow June:  Ah. Heather:  Where Harry grew up Heather:  Technically of course Heather:  He lived there for like, a year June:  Well, where he was born, at least. Heather:  Yeah Heather:  Neville and Luna could visit there Heather:  But they're not allowed to bring the babiez Heather:  NO Heather:  NO MORE KIDS June:  Cause there's too many of them! Heather:  THERE IS TOO MANY Heather:  JAMES WILL PULL MANY PRANKS Heather:  AND ALBUS WILL BE READING HIS BOOKS WITH ROSIE Heather:  AND LILY WANTS TO LEARN TO FLY June:  ROFL! Heather:  I CAN NOT ADD BABYSITTIN IN THERE TOO June:  And Hugo bemoans his weird name. Heather:  Yes
    • Heather:  WHY DID YOU NAME ME HUGO? Heather:  WHY? Heather:  DO YOU NOT LOVE ME? June:  And Albus tells him to shut up, cause he has real problems. Heather:  SHUT UP HUGO Heather:  I AM WORSE OFF IN THAT DEPARTMENT Heather:  YOU TRY HAVING ALBUS SEVERUS SEWED ON YOUR BOXERS June:  I LOL'd. June:  Like in real life. Heather:  JAMES PUT THEM ON THE ROOF June:  NUUU MY BOXERS!!! Heather:  PFT DORK! June:  And Ginny's mad cause she spent all night sewing his loooong name on all his boxers. Heather:  ROSIE TOLD THEM BOTH TO SHUT UP Heather:  SHE CAN’T STUDY WITH ALL THAT RACKET Heather:  GINNY IS PISSED OFF June:  I GOTTA GET A's IN EVERYTHING!!! Heather:  IT TOOK HER AN HOUR TO THREAD THAT NEEDLE Heather:  AN HOUR! June:  I'M A QUIDDITCH PLAYER, DAMMIT, I HATE SEWING!!! Heather:  5 HOURS TO SEW HIS FIRST NAME Heather:  SHE RAN OUT OF THREAD HALFWAY THROUGH June:  6 HOURS FOR THE MIDDLE
    • Heather:  HARRY HAD TO GO GET SOME MORE June:  AND SHE HAD TO THREAD THE NEEDLE ALL OVER AGAIN!! Heather:  HE GOT THE WRONG SHADE June:  NUUUU!! Heather:  SO HE HAD TO GO BACK OUT Heather:  AND THIS TIME HE HAD TO THREAD THE NEEDLE June:  & GINNY WAS PREGNANT WITH LILY AT THE TIME SO SHE WAS EXTRA CRANKY Heather:  BUT JAMES TRIED TO SWORD FIGHT FRED WITH IT Heather:  OH YEAH SHE WAS June:  FRED DIED!! DDDDD: Heather:  NO GEORGE’S SON FRED June:  OHHH. Heather:  HE HAS A SON NAMED FRED June:  I remember now. Heather:  J.K. SAID SO ONLINE Heather:  OKAY GOOD June:  IF IT'S ON THE INTERNET IT MUST BE TRUE!! Heather:  YES Heather:  WAIT, IF LILY IS ONLY TWO YEARS YOUNGER THAN AL, HOW IS GINNY PREGNANT? June:  Um...magic? Heather:  Maybe they are having another baby? Heather:  IT WAS HARRY'S IDEA OF COURSE
    • June:  HE LUVS TEH BAYBEEZ. Heather:  BUT NOT AS MUCH AS NEVILLE AND LUNA June:  NO WAY!! Heather:  GUESS WHO WALKS IN THE DOOR AT THAT MOMENT? June:  VOLDEMORT??? Heather:  NO HES DEAD! Heather:  GUESS AGAIN June:  RON & HERMIONE? Heather:  THEY'RE ALREADY THERE WITH ROSIE AND HUGO Heather:  IT RHYMES WITH TEVILLE AND NUNA June:  NEVILLE AND LUNA, YAYZ!! Heather:  YES Heather:  GINNY IS MAD STILL Heather:  CUZ THE HORMONES Heather:  AND NOW SHE HAS EXTRA PEOPLE TO FEED Heather:  THERE IS NOT ENOUGH FOOD IN THE HOUSE June:  ARGH SEWING IS HARD AND NOW I HAVE TO MAKE MOAR DINNUR RAWR!!! Heather:  HARRY GET YOUR LAZY ARSE OUT OF THE HOUSE AND GET MOAR FOOD! Heather:  RIGHT NAO June:  BUT I'M VISITING WITH OUR FRIENDS!!! Heather:  RIGHT NAO HARRY, OR IM GETTING MY WAND OUT June:  NUUU NOT THE BAT BOGEY HEX!! *runs*
    • Heather:  DAMMIT HARRY, GET THE FOOD! Heather:  IM NOT KIDDING June:  Wait, couldn't Ginny just use magic to sew Al's name on his boxers so she wouldn't be so cranky? Heather:  SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW Heather:  AND HARRY STOLE HER WAND Heather:  SO SHE COULDN'T HEX HIM June:  Then how can she threaten him with her wand? Heather:  BUT SHE CAN ALWAYS TACKLE HIM TO GET IT BACK June:  Well, she is an athlete. Heather:  HER BELLY IS QUITE HEAVY June:  AND DURABLE! Heather:  YES! Heather:  THE BABY CAN KICK HARRY FOR HER June:  PHEAR MAH BELLY!! Heather:  PHEAR IT! June:  So Harry runs off to the store to get food, only he forgot his wallet. Heather:  ON NOES Heather:  BUT RON IS WITH HIM Heather:  DOES RON HAVE MONEY? June:  Ron only brought enough money to get a Chocolate Frog. Heather:  OH NO June:  DUN DUN DUNNNN!! Heather:  GINNY IS GONNA BE MAD
    • Heather:  MADDER THAN NEVILLE AFTER EATING THE HATE CHEEZBURGER June:  They're afraid to go back home to get Harry's wallet. Heather:  SO AFRAID Heather:  THAT THEY MAKE JAMES DO IT Heather:  THEY DRAGGED HIM TO THE STORE AS PUNISHMENT Heather:  FOR PRANKING AL Heather:  AL IS HARRY'S FAVOURITE CHILD June:  AND PUTTING HIS BOXERS ON THE ROOF?? Heather:  JAMES KNOWS IT June:  OMG FAVORITISM!! Heather:  THAT TOO Heather:  THATS WHY JAMES PRANKS HIM SO MUCH June:  REPRESSED HOSTILITY AND JEALOUSY!! Heather:  YESH Heather:  SO JAMES BLAMES IT ON HARRY AND RON Heather:  AND GINNY HAS TO GO OUT IN THE COLD SNOW TO YELL AT THEM June:  YOU GUYS ARE SO DUMB, COMING TO THE STORE WITH NO MONEYS!! Heather:  DID I MENTION ITS CHRISTMAS? Heather:  ALMOST CHRISTMAS June:  THAT'S WHY EVERYONE'S VISITING!! Heather:  IN A COUPLE OF DAYS
    • Heather:  HARRY ALSO FORGOT TO GET PRESENTS OF COURSE Heather:  IM THINKING HE GOT GINNY A THONG June:  HAHAHAHA!!!! Heather:  ITS THE ONLY PRESENT HE REMEMBERED June:  I CAN SEE WHY!! Heather:  SHES OPENED IT EARLY Heather:  BECAUSE HARRY INSISTED Heather:  JAMES AND AL WERE THERE Heather:  WITH ALL THE COUSINS Heather:  AND MRS WEASLEY TOO June:  Ohmigee Heather:  YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW THAT WENT June:  OMG, GINNY LIKE HELD IT UP IN FRONT OF EVERYONE Heather:  YESH June:  AND WAS ALL LIKE, "WTF IS THIS??" Heather:  HARRY DIDN'T WANT TO EXPLAIN IN FRONT OF THE KIDS Heather:  AND MRS WEASLEY Heather:  SO HE TOLD HER IT WAS A HAT June:  OMG LOL. June:  AND RON NEEDED BRAIN BLEACH. Heather:  BECAUSE IT WAS A MUGGLE THONG June:  SHE'S HIS SISTER, FOR GOSH SAKES June:  THAT'S THE AWKWARD PART ABOUT MARRYING YOUR BEST FRIEND'S SISTER.
    • Heather:  OH YES Heather:  RONS ONLY KNEW BECAUSE HE'D BOUGHT ONE IN PURPLE FOR HERMIONE Heather:  GINNY'S WAS RED June:  LIKE HER HAIR?? ROFLMAO!!! Heather:  YES, THATS WHY HARRY BOUGHT IT Heather:  WHAT ARE THE KIDS THINKING THROUGH ALL OF THIS? June:  Hmm...James knows what's going on and is stunned into silence. Heather:  HES HORRIFIED June:  Al's asking James what it is. Heather:  PASS THE BRAIN BLEACH UNCLE RON June:  NO, I NEED IT!! Heather:  LILY STILL THINKS ITS A HAT Heather:  SHE TRIES TO WEAR IT June:  AND EVERYTHING GETS REALLY QUIET. Heather:  LILY TAKE THAT OFF YOUR HEAD! Heather:  RIGHT NOW! June:  BUT DADDY SAID IT'S A HAT!! Heather:  IT ISN’T A HAT! Heather:  THEN WHAT IS IT? June:  Um... Heather:  NEVILLE AND LUNA WERE STUCK IN THE CAR June:  In the snow! Heather:  BUT THEN THEY WALKED IN JUST AS LILY ASKED
    • June:  OMG!! Heather:  SHES STILL WEARING IT ON HER HEAD June:  WEIRDEST. CHRISTMAS. EVAR. Heather:  GEORGE IS KILLING HIMSELF LAUGHING Heather:  HE'S POUNDING THE FLOOR Heather:  POUNDING. June:  AND MRS. WEASLEY IS SCARRED FOR LIFE. Heather:  SCARRED Heather:  AL WANTS TO KNOW WHAT IS SO HE ASKS AGAIN Heather:  EVERYTHING GOES QUIET June:  AND LUNA STARTS TO EXPLAIN BUT NEVILLE STOPS HER. Heather:  SO JAMES SCREAMS THAT IT'S SEXY UNDERWEAR FOR LADIEZ June:  She's all, "Well, Al, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much--" June:  AND OMG EW! Heather:  JAMES DEOESN'T CARE Heather:  HE THEN ASKS WHERE BABIEZ COME FROM Heather:  BECAUSE HES ENJOYING THIS DISCOMFORT June:  EVEN THOUGH HE KNOWS. Heather:  AL DOESN YET Heather:  OR LILY June:  OR ROSE OR HUGO. Heather:  THEY THINK THEY COME FROM STARS Heather:  IN THE SKY
    • Heather:  THEY FALL INTO BABY CRIBS Heather:  AND THAT'S IT June:  AND THAT'S THAT. June:  LOL. Heather:  GEORGE EXPLAINS Heather:  BUT HE DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE June:  CAUSE HE'S LAUGHING TOO HARD. Heather:  OH YEAH Heather:  MRS WEASLEY DECIDES ITS UP TO HER Heather:  SHES DONE IT 7 TIMES June:  SO SHE GETS PUPPETS? Heather:  OH YES! June:  WITH GOOGLY EYES!! Heather:  SHAPED LIKE THE AREAS Heather:  IVE SEEN THEM June:  WTF?? Heather:  IM NOT LYING June:  THAT'S SO WRONG. Heather:  OH YEAH June:  I LEARNT FROM A BOOK. Heather:  SO SHE PUTS ON A PUPPET SHOW WITH THEMJune:  AND GINNY'S GIVING HARRY DEATH GLARES FOR STARTING EVERYTHING. Heather:  POOR HARRY Heather:  THIS WAS NOT HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO
    • Heather:  YES Heather:  FROM GINNY June:  AND NOT A TIE. Heather:  WHEN THE KIDS R IN BED Heather:  ALL THE COUSINS Heather:  THE WEASLEYS Heather:  LUNA AND NEVILLE June:  AND THEIR LETTUCE. Heather:  YES Heather:  HE ASKS GINNY Heather:  GINNY KICKS HIM Heather:  IN A CERTAIN PLACE June:  HARD. Heather:  VERY HARD Heather:  HARRY'S CURLED UP INTO A BALL June:  AND CHRISTMAS WAS RUINED FOREVER. Heather:  FOREVERZ Heather:  NEVILLE AND LUNA HAD A GOOD CHRISTMAS THOUGH Heather:  WELL, ALMOST CHRISTMAS Heather:  NEVILLE GOT HIS PRESENT EALRY June:  COURSE THEY DID, CHEEZBUBBLE ALWAYS HAS GREAT CHRISTMASES. Heather:  SO DID LUNA June:  AND OMG. Heather:  OMG?
    • June:  o_O Heather:  WHAT? June:  THE PRESENTS... Heather:  YES? June:  THEY WEREN'T RIBBONS AND BOW TIES, WERE THEY? Heather:  NOOOOOOOO June:  THOUGHT NOT. LOL. Heather:  GOOD Heather:  I WAS HOPING YOU'D GET IT Heather:  THEY WERE PLAYING HIDE THE SOCK June:  AND UNDER THE COVERS JENGA. Heather:  YES Heather:  MATTRESS DANCING June:  WE'RE 14, WE SHOULDN'T BE WRITING SUCH THINGS. June:  YET WE DO. Heather:  IS IT SAD THAT WE KINOW ALL OF THESE? June:  YESH. Heather:  TOO BAD Heather:  SOMEONE GETS A PEARL NECKLACE Heather:  ;) June:  NUUUUU, THAT'S SO CLICHE. Heather:  NOT THAT KIND JUNE June:  GAHHH. Heather:  GAHH IS RIGHT
    • Heather:  I GOT IT FROM SIMSECRETS June:  WE'RE LIKE SLASHY FANFIC WRITERS. ONLY CANON. Heather:  SOMEWHAT CANON Heather:  MCTY June:  INDUBITABLY Heather:  I LIKE THAT WORD NOW Heather:  INDUBITABLY June:  IT'S A GOOD WORD. Heather:  YESH YESH June:  LIKE ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM. Heather:  OH, THATS GOOD ONE TOO Heather:  I HAS TO GO TO BED BY 10:30 Heather:  SO LETS GET BACK TO OUR RP June:  NUUUU. DDDDDD: June:  KK Heather:  THIS IS TECHINICALLY AN RP RIGHT? June:  SORTA. June:  IT'S LIKE A MIX OF RP AND FANFIC. Heather:  YES YES Heather:  IT IS MUCH FUN June:  SO HOW DOES AL GET HIS BOXERS OFF THE ROOF? Heather:  LILY STARTS TO SING A DIRTY SONG Heather:  THAT GEORGE TAUGHT HER Heather:  I DUNNO HOW HE GETS THEM OFF THE ROOF
    • Heather:  HE TRIED TO CLIMB UP TO GET THEM June:  JAMES WAS LAUGHING AT HIM THE WHOLE TIME. June:  HE WAS TOO SCARED. Heather:  YEAH Heather:  FRED WAS MAKING JOKES ABOUT HIM FALLING OFF June:  GINNY SAW THEM AND WAS LIKE, ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER YOU STOP SCALING OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW !! Heather:  RIGHT NOW MISTER Heather:  IM JUST COPYING DOWN EVERYTHING June:  DON'T MAKE ME CALL YOUR FATHER Heather:  SO WE CAN DO SOMETHING WITH IT June:  YAYZ! Heather:  LIKE LJ AGAIN Heather:  BUT WITH A 14A WARNING June:  LOLOLOLOLOL June:  NSFW? Heather:  YEAH Heather:  NO PRUDES ALLOWED Heather:  WARNING: Heather:  MAY CAUSE DISTURBING IMAGES Heather:  GUTS BURSTING FROM LAUGHTER June:  OH GOD YES. Heather:  FALLING OFF OF CHAIRS WHILE LAUGHING Heather:  WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THESE INJURIES
    • June:  SIGN THE WAIVER OR YOU CAN'T READ. Heather:  YEAH Heather:  WHAT PICTURE SHOULD I DRAW FOR THIS? June:  HMM... June:  A CHRISTMAS TREE WITH AN OPENED BOX? June:  HARRY'S GIFT BOX Heather:  OKAY Heather:  I'M GOING TO SAVE ALL OF THIS AND GO TO BED NAO June:  BUT I'LL MISS YOU. Heather:  I WILL PROBABLY COME ON AGAIN TOMORROW June:  YAY! Heather:  WE CAN CONTINUE THIS THEN Heather:  WITH EVEN MOAR MAYHEM June:  CHRISTMAS GONE HORRIBLY WRONG!! Heather:  THEN BEFORE Heather:  THINK OF BAD IDEAS Heather:  DIRTYNESS June:  DEAR GOD. Heather:  AL'S BOXERS June:  THEY HAVE HEARTS ON THEM. Heather:  I BELIEVE THEY ARE NAVY BLUE June:  BOTH? Heather:  WITH PURPLE HEARTS June:  WITH GOOGLY EYES, YESH
    • Heather: What is a bosom Harry? Heather: Ron totally asks that at the Potter's June: Oh look another page... June: And YES! June: Adding to the awkwardness. Heather: The kids want to know too. June: Harry's like, "OMG LOOK SANTA!!!" and runs away. Heather: WHAT IS A BOSOM? Heather: Al demands to know. Heather: He must. June: Mummy, what's a bosom? Uncle Ron and Auntie Hermione, what's a bosom? June: And James wants to tell him to scar him for life. Heather: Yesh, yesh June: But Ginny threatens him with punishments. Heather: Oh, I know what happened with Al on the roof Heather: Getting his boxers June: Ooh, what? June: I told my mom about that today. Heather: Harry apparated there to get him down Heather: But as he grabbed him Heather: He slipped on the roof June: NUUU Heather: It was quite icy
    • June: Of course. Heather: So they slide down Heather: James is rolling in the snow laughing Heather: So is Fred Heather: And George June: And Lily's crying. Heather: Like father like son Heather: Poor Lily June: NUUU DADDYYYY!!! Heather: But they land in teh snow Heather: So all is good Heather: Except the snow goes in Al's boxers Heather: The ones he is wearing I mean Heather: He is screeching Heather: James is imitating him Heather:  June? Where did you go? You're not reading LOLcats are you? June:  No, no, I'm here. June:  LOL. James is MEEN. Heather:  Yes Heather:  Ginny yells at him Heather:  Al is dancing around the yard because the snow is cold June:  JAMES POTTER YOU STOP MOCKING YOUR BROTHER RIGHT NOW!! Heather:  RIGHT NOW MISTER Heather:  Harry has the idea to go inside and get hot chocolate
    • Heather:  Ginny approves Heather:  Everyone has thankfully forgotten about the bosom June:  Lucky break. Heather:  Yes yes Heather:  I am telling Kyra about the 14A-ness of this story Heather:  We are stealing your brain bleach Heather:  For her and anyone else who reads this Heather:  BACK TO THE STORY Heather:  What can go wrong with hot chocolate and kids June? June:  James takes all the marshmallows. Heather:  Yes Heather:  None for the other kids June:  Like, he eats the whole bag. June:  To be a jerk. Heather:  He gets sick Heather:  So very sick June:  And everyone laughs at him cause he's a jerk. Heather:  Yes Heather:  Until he throws up in their face Heather:  Then they kick him out of the kitchen June:  And Ginny comes in and she's all, I AM NOT CLEANING THIS UP!! Heather:  She makes Harry do it of course June:  He whines. Heather:  It is HIS SON AFTER ALL
    • Heather:  LILY SPLLS THE HOT CHOCOLATE ALL OVER HERSELF June:  And since she's the baby everyone fusses over her. Heather:  Yes Heather:  Everyone's forgotten about James June:  He's passed out in the hallway. June:  Too many marshmallows. Heather:  TOO MANY Heather:  Lily is crying Heather:  Cuz the hot chocolate is hot June:  So they give her a cookie. Heather:  to make her shut up June:  And Al says, I GOT SNOW IN MY BOXERS I WANT COOKIES TOO!!! Heather:  YES Heather:  Harry gives him three Heather:  Lily wants three too Heather:  So she tries to steal Al's Heather:  YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW THAT WENT June:  So they start fighting. Heather:  YES YES June:  Like little kid fighting. Heather:  ON TEH FLOOR Heather:  WHICH JAMES THREW UP ON June:  And Ginny's mad. NUUUU, I JUST WAXED THAT FLOOR!! June:  They're both covered in sick.
    • Heather:  Yes, they have to take a bath Heather:  Hugo too, he fell in it June:  Rosie is the quiet, studious child. June:  She's nice. Heather:  KYRA WANTS TO KNOW IF THERE IS CHEEZ WITH THE HOTCHOCOLATE Heather:  Rosie never gets in trouble June:  OF COURSE. Heather:  NEVER June:  She's like Hermione. Heather:  They has cheez biscuits June:  Only in miniature. June:  With red hair. Heather:  Yes yes June:  Glasses? Heather:  Nope, Hermione didn't have them Heather:  But she has the curly hair Heather:  James tried to brush it once Heather:  The comb got stuck June:  Wait, Hermione's hair is bushy, not curly... June:  *is so canon it hurts* Heather:  Oh, bushy then Heather:  In the movies it is more curly than bushy Heather:  NOT CANON D:
    • Heather:  IT MUST BE CANON June:  Never judge a book by its movie. June:  I had a bookmark that said that. Heather:  Oh, that’s a good saying Heather:  Where was Rosie during all of this? June:  Just sitting there nicely, sipping her hot chocolate. Heather:  She has a book with her Heather:  And she’s reading happily Heather:  Harry tries to put Lily and al in the same bathtub June:  She's reading "War and Peace." Heather:  Yes, June:  Lily and Al are all EWWWW I DUN WANNA BATHE TOGETHER!!! DDDD: Heather:  Harry doesn't care Heather:  IT IS ENOUGH THAT HE HAS TO CLEAN THE FLOORS June:  SHUT UP AND BATHE, YOU SICK-COVERED CHILDRUN!! Heather:  FINALLY THEY ARE IN THE TUB Heather:  THEY ARE SITTING FAR AWAY FRUM EACH OTHER June:  AND THEY FIGHT OVER THE BATH TOYS. June:  AND THE SOAP. Heather:  OMG YES Heather:  LILY KICKS AL Heather:  AND IT HITS HIM Heather:  IN A SENSITIVE PLACE June:  LOLOLOLOLOLOL
    • Heather:  HES SCREAMING FOR HIS DAD June:  BUT HE'S MOPPING. Heather:  GINNY TELLS THEM BOTH TO SHUT THE HECK UP Heather:  LILY IS CRYING Heather:  AL HIT HER BACK June:  U CAN'T HIT GURLZ!!! :O Heather:  WHAT IS HUGO DOING? Heather:  HE FELL IN TEH SICK REMEMBER Heather:  AL DOES Heather:  HE LEARNED IT FRUM JAMES Heather:  JAMES IS A BAD INFLUENCE June:  MAJORLY. June:  HUGO'S WASHING OFF IN THE SINK. Heather:  OKAY June:  HE AVOIDS CONFLICT. Heather:  THERE WASN'T ENOUGH ROOM IN THE TUB Heather:  ANYWAYS Heather:  ROSIE IS STILL READING June:  AND HE'D GET KICKED. Heather:  LILY PUT IN TOO MUCH BUBBLEBATH June:  THEY HAVE DISAPPEARED IN BUBBLES Heather:  HARRY COMES UP TO CHECK ON THEM June:  BUBBLES ARE OVERFLOWING ON TEH FLOOR. Heather:  ALL OVERZ
    • Heather:  OMG WHERE ARE TEH CHILDRUN? Heather:  GINNY!!!!!!! June:  WHAT NOW???? June:  TEH CHILDRUN, THEY'VE ESCAPED!!!11 Heather:  THEN ALS HEAD POPS UP Heather:  DADDY LILY KICKED ME June:  AND HARRY SCREAMS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. Heather:  GINNY SLAPS HIM Heather:  HES NOT SETTING A GOOD EXAMPLE Heather:  FOR TEH CHILDRUN Heather:  SO AL AND LILY HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE TUB Heather:  BUT THEY REFUSE TO GET OUT IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER June:  EWWWW!!! June:  DDDDD: June:  :D Heather:  WHAT DO THEY DO JUNE? Heather:  WHAT DO THEY DOOOOO? June:  No, I'm being them!! June:  Silly. Heather:  OKAY Heather:  SO WHAT DO THEY DO? June:  THEY JUST SIT THERE, AND GINNY GETS STEADILY MORE ENRAGED. June:  FINALLY SHE JUST LIFTS THEM OUT. Heather:  OMG
    • June:  THEY SCREAM AND KICK. Heather:  HARRY GETS KICKED IN TEH MOUTH June:  HE CRIES. Heather:  LIKE A GIRL June:  GINNY WHACKS HIM UPSIDE THE HEAD. Heather:  BUT IT HITS LILY INSTEAD June:  EVERYONE'S YELLING. Heather:  YES Heather:  FINALLY THEY ARE IN BATHROBES June:  HERMIONE, RON, ROSE, AND HUGO QUIETLY LEAVE. Heather:  LEAVE WHERE June:  HOME! Heather:  IT IS NOT CHRISTMAS YET Heather:  THE HAS TO STAY Heather:  IM THINKING THEY HIDE IN THE BASEMENT June:  HAHA, THAT'S BETTER. Heather:  RON AND HARRY ARE GOING TO GET A CHRISTMAS TREE TOMORROW. June:  HUGO STILL SMELLS LIKE SICK. June:  HE DIDN'T DO A GOOD JOB CLEANING UP. Heather:  IT STINKS UP TEH BASEMENT Heather:  AL SMELLS LIKE STRAWBERRIES Heather:  AND LILY SMELLS LIKE MINT
    • Heather:  CAN YOU IMAGINE THE CHAOS THAT WOULD ENSUE WHILE CHRISTMAS TREE HUNTIN? June:  HAHAHA!! June:  EVERYONE WANTS TO TAG ALONG. Heather:  OF COURSE June:  BUT THEY CAN'T. June:  SO THEY WHINE. Heather:  SO WHO COMES? Heather:  LILY IS A GOOD WHINER Heather:  SHE IS DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL June:  JUST HARRY AND RON AND JAMES. Heather:  OKAY Heather:  AL AND LILY AREN'T ALLOWED TO COME Heather:  AFTER THE BATH INCIDENT June:  HAHA, THEY'RE BEING PUNISHED. Heather:  YES Heather:  THEY HAVE TO WATCH BAD MUGGLE TELEVISION SHOWS Heather:  WITH HUGO June:  NUUUUU Heather:  YES MRS WEASLEY IS BABYSITTIN Heather:  Now I am thinking Harry wants to get a tree the "muggle way" June:  HAHAHAHA!! June:  Like with an axe? Heather:  YES!
    • Heather:  James is running around Heather:  Fuelled by free hot chocolate June:  Hitting on girls. Heather:  YES Heather:  HE IS NOT LOOKING FOR A TREE June:  SUCH a Romance Sim. Heather:  HE POINTS OUT GIRLS TO HIS FATHER Heather:   "THAT ONE PLZ" June:  CREEPY YET HILARIOUS!! Heather:  Harry has to remind him why they are there Heather:  Ron picks out the smallest trees June:  He doesn't wanna carry a large one. Heather:  No, not at all Heather:  IT WILL MESS UP HIS LEATHER JACKET June:  NUUU NOT THE LEATHER!!!11 Heather:  BUT HARRY WANTS A BIG TREE June:  DAMMIT, RON, GET IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!! Heather:  HE CUTS IT DOWN HIMSELF Heather:  RON IS TOO LAZY TO HELP Heather:  JAMES HAS TO HELP CARRY IT June:  HE HAS THE ENERGY FROM HOT COCOA Heather:  YES BUT HE IS DISTRACTED June:  THERE ARE PRETTY GIRLS.
    • Heather:  HE LOOKS LIKE A DORK Heather:  IN HIS WEASLEY SWEATER Heather:  WITH THE MATCHING HAT June:  HE'S TWITCHING FROM THE SUGAR Heather:  HE NEARLY DROPS THE TREE June:  HARRY YELLS AT HIM June:  NOTHING CAN DAMAGE OUR TREE!!! Heather:  THE GIRLS LAUGH AT HIM June:   NOTHING!! Heather:  AND CALL HIM A LOSER June:  HE CALLS THEM BAD WORDS Heather:  HARRY SPANKS HIM Heather:  AFTER THEY GET TO THE CAR Heather:  RON IS TRYING TO GET THE TREE ONTO THE CAR ROOF June:  SO HE POUTS THE WHOLE WAY HOME. June:  WITH BUNGEE CORDS. Heather:  THE NEXT ADVENTURE IS GETTING THE TREE IN THE HOUSE June:  HARRY GOT IT TOO BIG. Heather:  WAY TOO BIG Heather:  IT IS TOO FAT FOR THE DOORWAY Heather:  SO THEY TRY TO SHOVE IT THROUGH A WINDOW June:  PINE NEEDLES ALL OVER Heather:  GINNY IS PISSED June:  GINNY DOESN'T WANNA SWEEP
    • Heather:  NOT ON HER HOLIDAYS Heather:  DAMMIT HARRY, WHY DID YOU GET SUCH A BIG TREE June:  SHE IS SO BURDENED Heather:  HARRY TRIES TO APPARATE INSIDE WITH IT June:  HE LEAVES BEHIND HIS EYELASHES Heather:  IT ALMOST WORKED Heather:  AND HE APPARATED ON TOP OF LILY Heather:  HE HAS TO GO TO ST MUNGOS June:  WITH NO EYELASHES Heather:  EVERYONE LAUGHS AT HIM Heather:  GINNY DOES TOO Heather:  LILY IS CRYING Heather:  LIKE SHE ALWAYS DOES June:  JAMES HIT A SUGAR CRASH Heather:  OMG YES June:  SO HE'S TIREDDDD. Heather:  IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LOBBY Heather:  HE FALLS FACE FOWARD Heather:  ONTO THE HARD FLOOR June:  SO EMBARASSING Heather:  BUT HES ASLEEP Heather:  SO HE ISNT EMBARASSED YET Heather:  AL IS THOUGH June:  WHY NO, I DON'T KNOW THESE PEOPLE.
    • June:  AL HIDES BEHIND A MAGAZINE. Heather:  JAMES GETS THROWN OUT Heather:  ROSIE IS READING A BOOK Heather:  AND HIDING BEHIND IT WITH AL June:  WHAT'S HUGO DOING? Heather:  STUPID STUFF June:  HE STILL SMELLS LIKE SICK Heather:  STILL DOES! Heather:  PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO AVOID HIM Heather:  HE'S GOT HIS SOCKS ON HIS EARS June:  AND EARMUFFS ON HIS FEET Heather:  WHAT ABOUT HIS SHOES? June:  HE FORGOT THEM June:  HE'S VERY FORGETFUL Heather:  OH YES Heather:  HIS SOCKS ARE STARTING TO SMELL TOO June:  HE'S JUST SMELLY IN GENERAL. June:  HERMIONE'S FACEPALMING. Heather:  THAT’S WHY RON MADE HIM STAND IN THE CORNER Heather:  HARRY IS CRYING OVER HIS EYELASHES Heather:  FINALLY THE HEALER COMES OUT Heather:  "POTTER?" June:  "MY EYELASHES ARE GOOOOONE!!!" Heather:  "I CAN SEE THAT SIR"
    • June:  HE FIXES HARRY IN FIVE SECONDS. Heather:  YOU CAN GO NOW Heather:  TAKE THAT SMELLY KID WITH YOU June:  AND MAKE SURE YOU GET THE ONE THAT PASSED OUT. June:  YOUR INSURANCE WON'T COVER THIS, BY THE WAY. Heather:  WHAT?! Heather:  HARRY IS INFURIATED Heather:  HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE AFTER ALL. June:  DON'T I GET A DISCOUNT FOR SAVING THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD???!!! Heather:  GOODBYE MR POTTER Heather:  THE HEALER SAYS AS THEY ARE THROWN OUT June:  HARRY KEEPS ARGUING. June:  BUT THEY SLAM THE DOORS. Heather:  AND LOCK THEM June:  DON'T COME BACK!! Heather:  NOW THE REALLY FUN PART COMES June:  JAMES IS STILL ON SUGAR CRASH. Heather:  DECORATING THE TREE! June:  OMG YAY! Heather:  OH, OF COURSE HE IS June:  THEY DRAG HIM BACK TO THE CAR. Heather:  GINNY TUCKS HIM INTO BED WHEN THEY GET HOME Heather:  HIS BED IS A SLEEPING BAG ON THE FLOOR
    • Heather:  THAT’S WHERE THE COUSINS SLEEP IN THE HOLIDAYS Heather:  ALL THE SLEEPING BAGS ARE LINED UP Heather:  BUT BACK TO THE TREE Heather:  HARRY NEARLY SETS IT ON FIRE TRYING TO GET THE LIGHTS TO WORK June:  AND HE GETS STRESSED TRYING TO UNTANGLE THEM Heather:  HE WINDS UP ON THE FLOOR June:  TANGLED UP IN CHRISTMAS LIGHTS Heather:  HE FINALLY MANGED TO GET THEM TO LIGHT UP Heather:  TOO BAD THEY'RE NOT ON THE TREE June:  THEY'RE ALL OVER HIM Heather:  LILY IS LAUGHING June:  FOR ONCE Heather:  SHE IS HAVING LOTS OF FUN Heather:  I AM THINKING THAT NEVILLE AND LUNA BROUGHT SOME CHEEZBURGER DECORATIONS June:  OF COURSE June:  FROM CHEEZBUBBLE Heather:  THEY INSIST ON USING THEM Heather:  GINNY DOESN'T WANT TO USE THE CHEEZBURGER STAR Heather:  IT’S JUST DUMB SHE SAYS June:  LUNA IS HURT Heather:  SO HURT SHE CRIES June:  SO GINNY PUTS IT ON
    • June:  OUT OF PITY Heather:  AND TO MAKE HER STOP CRYING Heather:  LILY WILL CRY TOO IF LUNA DOES June:  NOT AGAIN Heather:  BECAUSE LUNA IS ONE OF HER NAMESAKES June:  THEY HAVE AN EMOTIONAL CONNECTION Heather:  JAMES LIKES TO TELL LILY THAT HER OTHER NAMESAKE IS DEAD JUST TO MAKE HER CRY SOMETIMES June:  BUT SO'S HIS! Heather:  HE DOESN'T CARE Heather:  HES TOO MANLY TO CRY Heather:  BUT HE DOES POUT June:  ONLY CAUSE HE'S ON SUGAR CRASH Heather:  YEAH Heather:  GINNY SENT ALL THE COUINS TO BED Heather:  IN THEIR SLEEPING BAGS Heather:  JUNE, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN CHILDREN SLEEP IN SLEEPING BAGS TOGETHER? June:  SOMEONE DROOLS Heather:  ON SOMEONE ELSE June:  SOMEONE TALKS IN THEIR SLEEP June:  AND WAKES SOMEONE ELSE UP Heather:  SOMEONE ROLLS ON PEOPLE June:  HAHAHA YES
    • Heather:  I DO THAT A LOT ACTUALLY June:  I'M GLAD I DON'T, I HAVE A TOP BUNK' June:  POTENTIALLY PROBLEMATIC IF I ROLL OVER Heather:  OH YES Heather:  AND LILY CRIES AT NIGHT Heather:  SHES SCARED OF THE DARK June:  OMG. SHE CRIES ALL THE TIME. June:  SHE DOES IN THE BOOK, TOO. Heather:  SHE DROPS A HAT Heather:  SHE CRIES June:  SHE BUMPS HER KNEE June:  SHE CRIES Heather:  SHE SEES A SKUNK Heather:  SHE CRIES June:  JAMES ALWAYS TEASES HER FOR IT June:  SO SHE CRIES MORE. Heather:  OH AND SOMEONE SNORES REALLY LOUDLY Heather:  IM THINKING HUGO June:  HAHA, YES. Heather:  JAMES DROOLS Heather:  HORRIBLY Heather:  IT GETS ALL OVER LILY June:  HAHA, HE'S SOOOO COOL. Heather:  AND WHAT DOES SHE DO?
    • June:  SHE CRIES! Heather:  EVEN LOUDER June:  AND WHIMPERS Heather:  AND MOANS June:  SHE'S LIKE MOANING MYRTLE June:  ONLY ALIVE Heather:  EXACTLY Heather:  JAMES CALLS HER THAT TO ANNOY HER Heather:  AND MAKE HER CRY Heather:  IT AMUSES HIM DEARLY June:  IT DOESN'T TAKE MUCH TO MAKE HER CRY Heather:  NO IT DOESN’T Heather:  AL SLEEPS WITH EARPLUGS Heather:  HE DOES NOT SNORE OR DROOL OR ROLL June:  HE WOULD NEVER SLEEP WITHOUT THE EARPLUGS Heather:  OR KICK OR COUGH OR SNEEZE Heather:  NEVERZ Heather:  HE HAS TO HAVE THEM Heather:  HE DOES NOT MAKE A SLOUND WHEN HE SLEEPS June:  HE'S LIKE AN ANGEL WITH SLEEPING June:  *pets* Heather:  A SLEEPING ANGEL GINNY CALLS HIM Heather:  JAMES GAGS WHEN SHE DOES THAT June:  HAHA, OF COURSE.
    • June:  LILY CRIES. June:  SHE WANTS TO BE AN ANGEL Heather:  HE PRETENDS TO VOMIT INTO HIS CEREAL Heather:  LILY CIRES BECAUSE SHE THINKS JAMES IS SICK June:  NUUUU Heather:  SHE DOESN'T WANT HIM TO BE SICK June:  SHE LUVS HIM June:  FOR SOME REASON Heather:  JAMES HATES THAT Heather:  HE DOESN'T WANT HER TO LOVE HIM Heather:  HE TOLD HER TO STOP June:  SO SHE CRIED June:  MAN, JAMES IS A REAL JERKASS IN OUR STORIES. Heather:  YEAH I KNOW Heather:  BUT THAT’S HOW I KINDA PICTURE HIM Heather:  HES A JERKASS BECAUSE HES TRYING TO BE COOL June:  TRUE. Heather:  HE FAILS AT IT THOUGH June:  HE CAME OFF AS A JERK IN THE BOOK Heather:  LET US PRETEND IT IS CHRISTAMS EVE Heather:  LILY IS SO HYPER Heather:  SHE FALLS AND DOES NOT CRY FOR ONCE June:  WOAH Heather:  SHE IS TOO HYPER TO CARE
    • Heather:  SHE IS HYPED UP ON CHOCOLATE FROGS June:  WHOO!! June:  CHOCOLATE!! Heather:  LILY FOUND RONS SECRET STASH Heather:  ROSIE IS TRYING TO READ AGAIN June:  RON'S POUTING. Heather:  SHE IS DOING NEXT MONTHS HOMEWORK Heather:  AL IS DOING HIS TOO June:  HERMIONE IS REALLY REALLY PROUD OF ROSIE Heather:  SO VERY PROUD Heather:  JAMES IS MAKING FUN OF THEM June:  IT'S CLEAR ROSIE'S HERMIONE'S FAVORITE. Heather:  HUGO IS NOT AWARE OF THE FACT Heather:  HE IS TOO STUPID TO FIGURE IT OUT June:  IGNORANCE IS BLISS Heather:  HUGO JUST COMES OFF AS A STUPID KID TO ME June:  BUT STUPIDITY WORKS TOO June:  LIKE RON June:  RON'S NOT ALL THAT CLEVER Heather:  I THINK IT’S HIS NAME June:  HAHAHAHA IT TOTALLY IS Heather:  SERIUOSLY, WHAT KIND OF NAME IS HUGO? Heather:  IT JUST SOUNDS STUPID June:  A NAME FOR A LESS-FAVORED CHILD?
    • Heather:  THERE IS A MAD STAMPEDE AS MRS WEASLEY CALLS "DINNER" June:  YES June:  HER COOKING'S THE BEST Heather:  EVERYONE IS PUSHING EACH OTHER Heather:  GINNY AND HERMIONE HAVE AN ADVANTAGE June:  JAMES CROWD-SURFS THEM Heather:  THEY NEED TO EAT BECAUSE THEY ARE HAVING BABIEZ Heather:  OMG HE TOTALLY DOES June:  WE...NEEDZ... FOOOOOOD!!! June:  FOR TEH BAYBEEZ!! Heather:  HARRY IS ON TOP OF THE TABLE Heather:  DEFENDING HIS MASHED POTATOES June:  MIIIINE!! June:  GINNY SHOVES HIM OFF Heather:  WITH THE GRAVY SPOON Heather:  NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Heather:  HERMIONE HAS EATEN HALF THE TURKEY June:  ALL THE GOOD PARTS Heather:  BUT THERE ARE 10 MORE IN THE OVEN June:  THE LEGS AND WINGS AND ALL THE DARK MEAT. Heather:  SO THERE IS NOT WORRYING Heather:  THE WHITE MEAT IS THE BEST THOUGH June:  MRS WEASLEY HAS FORESIGHT June:  AND NO WAY!
    • Heather:  SHE DOES Heather:  YES WAY June:  NO WAY DARK MEAT'S BESTEST! Heather:  WHITE MEAT IS June:  NO WAYYYY Heather:  JAMES AND AL ARGUE OVER THAT TOO June:  LOL TWO WAYS!! >_> June:  AND THEY SO DO Heather:  JAMES LIKES THE DARK MEAT Heather:  ALBUS LIKES THE WHITE MEAT Heather:  LILY DOESNT EAT MEAT Heather:  SHE FEELS SORRY FOR THE ANIMALS June:  O RLY? Heather:  SHE EATS THE GRAVY AND THE POTATOES Heather:  AND THE BREAD Heather:  WITH BUTTER June:  AND THE DESSERT Heather:  RONS EATS EVERYTHING Heather:   EVERYTHING June:  HE'S LIKE A VACUUM Heather:  HE SUCKS IT UP Heather:  AND LICKS THE PLATES Heather:  EVEN HARRYS PLATE June:  HERMIONE CHIDES HIM
    • June:  HARRY'S GROSSED OUT Heather:  HE WANTED TO LICK HIS OWN PLATE June:  IT WAS MIIIIIINE, RON! Heather:  RON AND GEORGE ARE THE FIRST TO START A BURPING CONTEST June:  OF COURSE Heather:  PERCY, BILL AND CHARLIE DONT ATTEND THE FAMILY CHRISTMAS ANYMORE June:  THEY ARE WISE Heather:  YES Heather:  THEY DUN WANNA DEAL WITH THE KIDS Heather:  THE BURPING Heather:  THE MESS Heather:  THE CRYING June:  CHRISTMAS DINNER IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART Heather:  THE FIGHTING Heather:  NO IT IS NOT June:  OH THE CRYING Heather:  IT IS TERRIBLE Heather:  HUGO OCCASIONALLY CRIES TOO June:  THE STRESS IS TOO MUCH FOR THE CHILD Heather:  TOO MUCH! Heather:  ROSIE CRIED WHEN JAMES THREW HER BOOKS INTO THE FIRE Heather:  BACK WHEN SHE WAS 7 June:  OMG
    • June:  POOR ROSIE June:  THE FIRE BURNT FOR DAYS Heather:  SHE SNAPPED HIS BROOMSTICK THOUGH Heather:  YES IT DID June:  HAHA, I BET JAMES WAS LIVID Heather:  FUELLED BY THE BOOKS June:  NUUUUU, NOT MY BROOMSTICK!!! Heather:  HE WAS ABSOLUTELY LIVID Heather:  HE THREW A TEMPER TANTRUM Heather:  ROSIE STILL REMEMBERS THE BOOKS THOUGH Heather:  SHE SEEKED REVENGE THIS CHIRSTAMS Heather:  SHE Heather:  THREW Heather:  HIS BROOMSTICK Heather:  IN Heather:  THE Heather:  FIRE June:  MUWAHAHAHA!!! Heather:  JAMES THREW THE BIGGEST TEMPER TANTRUM EVER Heather:  IT WAS LIKE A FIVE YEAR OLD HAVING A MELTDOWN June:  HE SPAZZED Heather:  AND THREW OBJECTS Heather:  ONE OF THEM HIT THE CHRISTMAS TREE June:  GINNY'S FAVORITE SNOWGLOBE
    • June:  GONE Heather:  HARRY'S NOSE June:  OH NOES Heather:  WHICH BROKE ON IMPACT Heather:  BLOOD EVERYWHERE Heather:  LILY SEES THE BLOOD Heather:  SHE SEES IT June:  AND CRIES Heather:  SHE RUNS CRYING AND SCREAMING Heather:  TO THE BATHROOM Heather:  MRS WEASLEY SENDS EVERYONE TO BED Heather:  EVEN THE ADULTS Heather:  MR WEASLEY IS ON A BUSINESS TRIP June:  RON AND GINNY SAY, "AWW, MOOOOOM!" Heather:  SO SHES EXTRA B!TCHY June:  SHE MISSES HIM Heather:  SO MUCH June:  D'AWW Heather:  HARRY STARTS TO CRY Heather:  HE MISSES HIS MOMMY June:  BUT SHE'S DEAD! Heather:  THAT’S WHY HE MISSES HER Heather:  HE MISSES HIS DADDY TOO Heather:  HES CURLED UP IN A BALL
    • June:  ON THE FLOOR June:  EVERYONE'S LIKE o_O Heather:  PUDDLES OF TEARS SURROUNDING HIM Heather:  GINNY CAN THINK OF ONE WAY TO GET HIM TO STOP June:  WHAT IS IT? Heather:  TO GIVE HIM HIS PRESENT EARLY Heather:  IN BED Heather:  :D June:  OF COURSE Heather:  A LITTLE WOOHOO June:  GOOGLY-EYED PURPLE HEARTS ABOUND Heather:  THEY HAVE BEDSHEETS WITH THEM ON IT June:  HAHAHAHA!! Heather:  HARRY GAVE THEM TO HER A CHRISTMAS PRESENT Heather:  LAST YEAR June:  FOR ENCOURAGEMENT Heather:  YES YES Heather:  JAMES WANTS TO KNOW WHY HE CAN HEAR WEIRD NOISES Heather:  COMING FROM THEIR BEDROOM June:  THIN WALLS? Heather:  VERY June:  THEY TELL HIM BECAUSE HE'S OLD ENOUGH June:  SO HE TELLS AL June:  AND SCARS HIM FOR LIFE
    • Heather:  HECK, HE JUST TELLS THEM ALL Heather:  LILY AND HUGO AND ROSIE AND FRED Heather:  AND ROXANNE Heather:  SHE'S FRED'S SISTER June:  YES, I REMEMBER THAT Heather:  THE ARE ALL SCARRED Heather:  LILY WANTS TO GO WATCH June:  LOLOLOLOLOLOL Heather:  PLZ JAMSIE? Heather:  IT PISSES JAMES OFF WHEN SHE CALLS HIM THAT June:  NO, LILY!! STOP CALLING ME THAT!! Heather:  CAN WE PLZ WATCH JAMSIE? June:  ASK MOM AND DAD Heather:  1 MINUTE Heather:  I HAVE TO GET MY PJS ON Heather:  BRB June:  KK Heather:  BACK June:  YAYZ Heather:  LILY TOTALLY GOES TO ASK HARRY AND GINNY Heather:  SHE OPENS THE DOOR June:  OH NOES Heather:  MOMMY? WHY ARE YOU ON TOP OF DADDY? Heather:  CAN I WATCH?
    • June:  LILY GET OUT OF HERE!!! Heather:  OR YOU'RE GROUNDED June:  BUT JAMSIE SAID TO ASK YOU!! Heather:  SHE CRIES Heather:  BECAUSE IT’S NOT FAIR June:  AS USUAL Heather:  IT’S NEVER FAIR June:  NEVAR Heather:  SHE RUNS OUT CRYING June:  SO THEY ALL THINK SHE'S BEEN SCARRED FOR LIFE Heather:  JAMES FINDS IT AMUSING June:  BUT SHE HASN'T CAUSE SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND Heather:  WHAT WAS GOING ON Heather:  SO SHE TRIES IT WITH JAMES June:  OMG Heather:  SHE JUMPS ON TOP OF HIM Heather:  LILY WTF ARE YOU DOING? June:  I'M BEING LIKE MOMMY AND DADDY, JAMSIE!! Heather:  SHE STARTS TO THRASH AROUND June:  AND HE'S LIKE OMG EW!! Heather:  JAMES IS TRYING TO GET HER OFF HIM June:  AND EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST WATCHING Heather:  LAUGHING EVEN June:  YESH
    • Heather:  HUGO IS GIGGLING STUPIDLY June:  CAUSE HE'S DUMB Heather:  HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND EITHER June:  DOES AL? Heather:  HE WANTS TO DO IT TOO Heather:  AL UNDERSTANDS June:  AHAHAHAHA Heather:  REMEMBER THE PUPPET SHOW? June:  OH YES OF COURSE June:  MRS. WEASLEY'S PUPPETS Heather:  ROSIE AND AL AND JAMES AND FRED AND ROXANNE ALL UNDERSTAND June:  BUT NOT LILY Heather:  OR HUGO June:  THEY WERE ASLEEP Heather:  NO THEY WERE LAUGHING Heather:  THEY THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY Heather:  THE OTHER COUSINS WERE ALL EMBARASSED June:  SO AWKWARD Heather:  AL IS LOOKING AT HIS SOCKS Heather:  HE FACE IS BRIGHT RED June:  AHAHAHA, HE'S SHY Heather:  HE DIDN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND AT FIRST Heather:  NEITHER DID ROSIE OR FRED OR ROXANNE
    • Heather:  ONLY JAMES KNEW THE FULL STORY June:  BUT NOW THEY DO Heather:  YES, NOW THEY DO June:  ROSIE READ ABOUT IT IN A BOOK Heather:  JAMES FINALLY GETS LILY OFF HIM Heather:  HUGO YELLS "DO ME NEXT" Heather:  IT IS TOO MUCH FOR AL Heather:  SO WRONG AND DIRTY June:  HE RUNS AWAY Heather:  AND HIDES UNDER A BED June:  HE CURLS UP IN A BALL June:  AND SUCKS HIS THUMB Heather:  AND ROCKS BACK AND FORTH June:  OMG YES Heather:  MUTTERING Heather:  UNDER HIS BREATH Heather:  "THEY'RE COUSINS...CAN'T DO THAT...WHY WERE THEY DOING THAT?" June:  IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT!! Heather:  NOT RIGHT Heather:  BUT HE DOESN'T REALIZE WHOS BED HE IS UNDER June:  ohmigee June:  HOW'D HE GET IN? Heather:  NEVILLE AND LUNA LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN
    • Heather:  FULLY Heather:  AND YOU CAN GUESS WHAT THEY WERE DOING June:  CAUSE THEY ARE FREE SPIRITS Heather:  FREE SPIRITS June:  AND AL HEARS WEIRD NOISES Heather:  AND MOANS June:  THERE'S A LOT OF LETTUCE Heather:  AND CRUNCHING June:  SO MUCH LETTUCE Heather:  HE WANTS TO KNOW WHY June:  SO HE PEEKS OUT AND... June:  HE RUNS OUT IMMEDIATELY June:  SCREAMING June:  HE NEEDS BRAIN BLEACH June:  JAMES LAUGHS AT HIM Heather:  YES Heather:  SORRY FOR POOFING June:  IT'S OKAY Heather:  MY MOM WANTED TO CHECK HER MAIL Heather:  ALBUS TELLS THEM WHAT HE SAW June:  AND LILY WANTS TO TRY IT June:  SHE JUMPS ON AL Heather:  OHEMGEE Heather:  HE SCREAMS
    • Heather:  BECAUSE HER FOOT LANDED ON A SENSITIVE SPOT June:  SHE CRIES CAUSE HE STARTLED HER Heather:  SHE ALWAYS SEEMS TO KICK HIM THERE June:  ALL THE TIME Heather:  SHE NEVER MEANS TO June:  HE WILL NEVER HAVE CHILDREN Heather:  NEVER Heather:  AFTER SEEING WHAT HE DID Heather:  AND LILY JUMPING ON HIM Heather:  HE WAS IN PAIN June:  POOR AL June:  FIRST HIS BOXERS, NOW THIS Heather:  HE DOES NOT HAVE ANY LUCK WITH HIS SIBLINGS June:  OR COUSINS Heather:  JAMES IS LAUGHING REALLY HARD Heather:  HE'S STARTING TO CHOKE Heather:  AND TURN BLUE June:  BUT HE KEEPS LAUGHING June:  CAUSE HE'S A JERK. Heather:  A JERKASS Heather:  JERKASS OF ALL JERKASSES Heather:  FINALLY HARRY AND GINNY ARE DONE June:  AND THEY COME OUT June:  JAMES IS CHOKING
    • Heather:  THEY COME IN TO INVETIGATE THE NOISES Heather:  LILY IS STILL ON AL June:  AL IS CURLED UP IN A BALL ROCKING BACK AND FORTH Heather:  HES FINALLY FREE OF HER Heather:  HES MOANING Heather:  PITIFULLY June:  LILY CRIES CAUSE SHE'S NOT GETTING WHAT SHE WANTS Heather:  GINNY WANTS TO KNOW WHAT SHE WANTS Heather:  A COOKIE? Heather:  JUICE? Heather:  CANDIES? June:  SHE SAYS, NO I WANNA PLAY LIKE YOU AND DADDY June:  AND NEVILLE AND LUNA June:  I NEED LETTUCE Heather:  CAN I HAS SOME PLZ? Heather:  OMG, THIS IS GETTING R RATED June:  LOLOLOLOL June:  NO IT'S NOT. Heather:  WE HAVE TO ADD 'ATTEMPTED SIBLING RAPE' TO THE LIST OF THINGS THE STORY CONTAINS June:  SHE'S A KID, SHE DOESN'T GET IT. Heather:  QUESTIONABLE LETTUCE
    • June:  LOL. "WARNINGS: CRUDE HUMOR, SEXUAL THEMES, ATTEMPTED SIBLING RAPE, MORE ATTEMPTED SIBLING RAPE, QUESTIONABLE LETTUCE, LANGUAGE." Heather:  THATS PERFECT June:  LIKE SIM SECRET Heather:  I WILL BE SURE TO INCLUDE THAT Heather:  YES June:  OH, AND HERE: http:// tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Jerkass June:  DEFINITION OF A JERKASS. June:  WE SHOULD ADD JAMES Heather:  yes we should June:  one sec. June:  more parental nagging Heather:  WE WILL AFTER WE PUBLISH THIS Heather:  OKAYS June:  BACK June:  NO FOR LONG, THO Heather:  AGAIN? : ( June:  HAHA, YEAH Heather:  MEEN PARENTZ June:  I'LL FEND OFF MY MOM AS LONG AS I CAN Heather:  OKAY Heather:  'TILL 10:30 IS FINE June:  AWESOME
    • Heather:  YOU HAS TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR ME June:  SO! WE WERE DISCUSSING WARNINGS, YES? Heather:  OH YES Heather:  KYRA IS HORRIFIED June:  OMG. June:  POO KYRA June:  *POOR June:  GOD. Heather:  POO KYRA?! Heather:  I MUST TELL HER THIS JUNE Heather:  IT IS NOT APPROPRIATE BEHAVIOUR June:  WHAT TIME DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL June:  MY MOM DEMANDS TO KNOW Heather:  I LEAVE AT 8:10 June:  MY MOM SAYS YOUR MOM DOESN'T CARE AS MUCH, SO SHE LETS YOU STAY UP LATER Heather:  O RLY? June:  YA RLY Heather:  MY MOM IS A TEACHER Heather:  SHE CAREZ ABOUT CHILDREN Heather:  YOU MUST TELL HER THIS June:  MY MOM SAYS YOUR MOM DOESN'T BELIEVE IN GETTING A GOOD NIGHT'S REST BEFORE SCHOOL. Heather:  O RLY?
    • June:  YA RLY Heather:  MY MOM IS A TEACHER Heather:  SHE CAREZ ABOUT CHILDREN Heather:  YOU MUST TELL HER THIS June:  MY MOM SAYS YOUR MOM DOESN'T BELIEVE IN GETTING A GOOD NIGHT'S REST BEFORE SCHOOL. Heather:  GRRRR June:  I TOLD HER SHE CAREZ June:  MY MOM LAUGHED Heather:  DUN MAKE ME GET OUT MY QUESTIONABLE LETTUCE Heather:  I WILL USE IT Heather:  AND USE IT WELL June:  MY MOM SAYS BRING IT Heather:  OH ITS ON Heather:  I HAS SEEN THROUGH HER Heather:  PLAN Heather:  SHE IS WASTING OUT TIME JUNE! Heather:  WE NEEDS TO BE GETTING BACK TO THE POTTERZ June:  SO YOU GUYS ARE GONNA COME DOWN FROM CANADA AND FIGHT MY MOM? June:  SWEET! Heather:  YES YES Heather:  WITH OUR MILK IN BAGS Heather:  AND OUR POLAR BEARZ
    • June:  AHAHAHA!!! Heather:  BACK TO THE POTTERZ PLZ? June:  YESH June:  ATTEMPTED SIBLING RAPE!!! :O Heather:  DOES YOUR MOM KNOW ABOUT IT? June:  NO WAY, LOL Heather:  WHAT DO HARRY AND GINNY DO AFTER AL TELLS THEM June:  *JAWDROP* June:  THEY HAVE A VERY SERIOUS TALK WITH LILY June:  ABOUT HOW ATTEMPTED SIBLING RAPE IS WRONG June:  AND ILLEGAL Heather:  SHE TRIES IT ON HARRY NEXT Heather:  SHE JUST DEOSN'T GET IT June:  OMG June:  ATTEMPTED FATHER RAPE!! June:  LILY'S A FIEND Heather:  FIEND! Heather:  HARRY JOINS AL Heather:  ROCKING AND MOANING IN A BALL June:  SUCKING THEIR THUMBS June:  SCARRED FOR LIFE June:  SCARRED FOR LIFE Heather:  SCARRED June:  NEVER THE SAME
    • Heather:  GINNY EXPLAINS TO LILY AGAIN Heather:  SHE GETS IT Heather:  AND.... June:  AND? Heather:  SHE CRIES June:  OF COURSE Heather:  SHE THINKS SHE HURT THEM June:  PSYCHOLOGICALLY June:  GAH Heather:  POOR LILY. Heather:  IM THINKING THAT WE SHOULD DO CHIRSTMAS DAY IN A DIFFERENT CONVO June:  KK. Heather:  THIS ONE IS PAST 15 PAGES IN WORD Heather:  WE CAN POST THIS ONE TOMORROW June:  MY MOM WANTS TO KNOW WHY WE'RE SCREAMING Heather:  WE'RE NOT SCREAMING Heather:  WE ARE TYPING IN CAPS June:  SHE LAUGHS AT YOU SILLY CANADIANS Heather:  WHAT?! Heather:  I LAUGH AT YOU AMERICANS Heather:  WITH YOUR HEALTH CARE ISSUEZ June:  I'M FROM GUAM Heather:  O RLY?
    • June:  I'M NOT INVOLVED June:  YA RLY Heather:  O.o Heather:  I LAUGHT AT YOU ANYWAYS June:  DDDDD: June:  I HAVE TO EXPLAIN EMOTICONS TO MY MOM June:  SHE CAN'T TEXT June:  AT ALL Heather:  LOL June:  SHE TRIED. June:  SHE HAD TO SEND AN E-MAIL INSTEAD Heather:  YOUR LJ STATES YOU ARE IN TEH STATES: Heather:  Name: June Birthdate: 10-14 Location: United States Contact: Private Message June:  LIES AND PROPAGANDA!! Heather:  O RLY? June:  YA RLY Heather:  WE NEED A BIG FINSIH FOR CHRISTMAS EVE June:  LILY CRIES. June:  AS USUAL Heather:  AND? June:  AL'S STILL EMOTIONALLY SCARRED Heather:  YES YES
    • June:  CURLED UP IN A BALL Heather:  WITH HARRY June:  ROCKING BACK AND FORTH June:  YESH Heather:  WE NEED A CLIFF HANGER June:  THEY HEAR SOMETHING ON THE ROOF!! June:  SANTA?! Heather:  PERFECT CLIFFHANGER Heather:  TUNE IN AGAIN TO FIND OUT THE END!