Christmas at the Potter’s  (RUINED FOREBERZ)
WARNINGS: CRUDE HUMOR, SEXUAL THEMES, ATTEMPTED SIBLING RAPE, MORE ATTEMPTED SIBLING RAPE, ATTEMPTED FATHER RAPE, QUESTION...
June:  HIIIIII!!!! June:  OMG bringing Hannah in would be AWESOME!! 8D Heather:  HAI! Heather:  Yes it would. Heather:  I ...
June:  I wouldn't want to gather round watching my sister have a baby. Heather:  NOT IN THE ROOM Heather:  In the waiting ...
Heather:  I know! Heather:  I think we should do an interlude with the Potters and Weasleys June:  Where do they live, if ...
Heather:  WHY DID YOU NAME ME HUGO? Heather:  WHY? Heather:  DO YOU NOT LOVE ME? June:  And Albus tells him to shut up, ca...
Heather:  HARRY HAD TO GO GET SOME MORE June:  AND SHE HAD TO THREAD THE NEEDLE ALL OVER AGAIN!! Heather:  HE GOT THE WRON...
June:  HE LUVS TEH BAYBEEZ. Heather:  BUT NOT AS MUCH AS NEVILLE AND LUNA June:  NO WAY!! Heather:  GUESS WHO WALKS IN THE...
Heather:  DAMMIT HARRY, GET THE FOOD! Heather:  IM NOT KIDDING June:  Wait, couldn't Ginny just use magic to sew Al's name...
Heather:  MADDER THAN NEVILLE AFTER EATING THE HATE CHEEZBURGER June:  They're afraid to go back home to get Harry's walle...
Heather:  HARRY ALSO FORGOT TO GET PRESENTS OF COURSE Heather:  IM THINKING HE GOT GINNY A THONG June:  HAHAHAHA!!!! Heath...
Heather:  OH YES Heather:  RONS ONLY KNEW BECAUSE HE'D BOUGHT ONE IN PURPLE FOR HERMIONE Heather:  GINNY'S WAS RED June:  ...
June:  OMG!! Heather:  SHES STILL WEARING IT ON HER HEAD June:  WEIRDEST. CHRISTMAS. EVAR. Heather:  GEORGE IS KILLING HIM...
Heather:  THEY FALL INTO BABY CRIBS Heather:  AND THAT'S IT June:  AND THAT'S THAT. June:  LOL. Heather:  GEORGE EXPLAINS ...
Heather:  YES Heather:  FROM GINNY June:  AND NOT A TIE. Heather:  WHEN THE KIDS R IN BED Heather:  ALL THE COUSINS Heathe...
June:  o_O Heather:  WHAT? June:  THE PRESENTS... Heather:  YES? June:  THEY WEREN'T RIBBONS AND BOW TIES, WERE THEY? Heat...
Heather:  I GOT IT FROM SIMSECRETS June:  WE'RE LIKE SLASHY FANFIC WRITERS. ONLY CANON. Heather:  SOMEWHAT CANON Heather: ...
Heather:  HE TRIED TO CLIMB UP TO GET THEM June:  JAMES WAS LAUGHING AT HIM THE WHOLE TIME. June:  HE WAS TOO SCARED. Heat...
June:  SIGN THE WAIVER OR YOU CAN'T READ. Heather:  YEAH Heather:  WHAT PICTURE SHOULD I DRAW FOR THIS? June:  HMM... June...
Heather: What is a bosom Harry? Heather: Ron totally asks that at the Potter's June: Oh look another page... June: And YES...
June: Of course. Heather: So they slide down Heather: James is rolling in the snow laughing Heather: So is Fred Heather: A...
Heather:  Ginny approves Heather:  Everyone has thankfully forgotten about the bosom June:  Lucky break. Heather:  Yes yes...
Heather:  LILY SPLLS THE HOT CHOCOLATE ALL OVER HERSELF June:  And since she's the baby everyone fusses over her. Heather:...
Heather:  Yes, they have to take a bath Heather:  Hugo too, he fell in it June:  Rosie is the quiet, studious child. June:...
Heather:  IT MUST BE CANON June:  Never judge a book by its movie. June:  I had a bookmark that said that. Heather:  Oh, t...
Heather:  HES SCREAMING FOR HIS DAD June:  BUT HE'S MOPPING. Heather:  GINNY TELLS THEM BOTH TO SHUT THE HECK UP Heather: ...
Heather:  OMG WHERE ARE TEH CHILDRUN? Heather:  GINNY!!!!!!! June:  WHAT NOW???? June:  TEH CHILDRUN, THEY'VE ESCAPED!!!11...
June:  THEY SCREAM AND KICK. Heather:  HARRY GETS KICKED IN TEH MOUTH June:  HE CRIES. Heather:  LIKE A GIRL June:  GINNY ...
Heather:  CAN YOU IMAGINE THE CHAOS THAT WOULD ENSUE WHILE CHRISTMAS TREE HUNTIN? June:  HAHAHA!! June:  EVERYONE WANTS TO...
Heather:  James is running around Heather:  Fuelled by free hot chocolate June:  Hitting on girls. Heather:  YES Heather: ...
Heather:  HE LOOKS LIKE A DORK Heather:  IN HIS WEASLEY SWEATER Heather:  WITH THE MATCHING HAT June:  HE'S TWITCHING FROM...
Heather:  NOT ON HER HOLIDAYS Heather:  DAMMIT HARRY, WHY DID YOU GET SUCH A BIG TREE June:  SHE IS SO BURDENED Heather:  ...
June:  AL HIDES BEHIND A MAGAZINE. Heather:  JAMES GETS THROWN OUT Heather:  ROSIE IS READING A BOOK Heather:  AND HIDING ...
June:  HE FIXES HARRY IN FIVE SECONDS. Heather:  YOU CAN GO NOW Heather:  TAKE THAT SMELLY KID WITH YOU June:  AND MAKE SU...
Heather:  THAT’S WHERE THE COUSINS SLEEP IN THE HOLIDAYS Heather:  ALL THE SLEEPING BAGS ARE LINED UP Heather:  BUT BACK T...
June:  OUT OF PITY Heather:  AND TO MAKE HER STOP CRYING Heather:  LILY WILL CRY TOO IF LUNA DOES June:  NOT AGAIN Heather...
Heather:  I DO THAT A LOT ACTUALLY June:  I'M GLAD I DON'T, I HAVE A TOP BUNK' June:  POTENTIALLY PROBLEMATIC IF I ROLL OV...
June:  SHE CRIES! Heather:  EVEN LOUDER June:  AND WHIMPERS Heather:  AND MOANS June:  SHE'S LIKE MOANING MYRTLE June:  ON...
June:  LILY CRIES. June:  SHE WANTS TO BE AN ANGEL Heather:  HE PRETENDS TO VOMIT INTO HIS CEREAL Heather:  LILY CIRES BEC...
Heather:  SHE IS HYPED UP ON CHOCOLATE FROGS June:  WHOO!! June:  CHOCOLATE!! Heather:  LILY FOUND RONS SECRET STASH Heath...
Heather:  THERE IS A MAD STAMPEDE AS MRS WEASLEY CALLS  "DINNER" June:  YES June:  HER COOKING'S THE BEST Heathe...
Heather:  SHE DOES Heather:  YES WAY June:  NO WAY DARK MEAT'S BESTEST! Heather:  WHITE MEAT IS June:  NO WAYYYY Heather: ...
June:  HARRY'S GROSSED OUT Heather:  HE WANTED TO LICK HIS OWN PLATE June:  IT WAS MIIIIIINE, RON! Heather:  RON AND GEORG...
June:  POOR ROSIE June:  THE FIRE BURNT FOR DAYS Heather:  SHE SNAPPED HIS BROOMSTICK THOUGH Heather:  YES IT DID June:  H...
June:  GONE Heather:  HARRY'S NOSE June:  OH NOES Heather:  WHICH BROKE ON IMPACT Heather:  BLOOD EVERYWHERE Heather:  LIL...
June:  ON THE FLOOR June:  EVERYONE'S LIKE o_O Heather:  PUDDLES OF TEARS SURROUNDING HIM Heather:  GINNY CAN THINK OF ONE...
Heather:  HECK, HE JUST TELLS THEM ALL Heather:  LILY AND HUGO AND ROSIE AND FRED Heather:  AND ROXANNE Heather:  SHE'S FR...
June:  LILY GET OUT OF HERE!!!  Heather:  OR YOU'RE GROUNDED June:  BUT JAMSIE SAID TO ASK YOU!! Heather:  SHE CRIES Heath...
Heather:  HUGO IS GIGGLING STUPIDLY June:  CAUSE HE'S DUMB Heather:  HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND EITHER June:  DOES AL? Heather:...
Heather:  ONLY JAMES KNEW THE FULL STORY June:  BUT NOW THEY DO Heather:  YES, NOW THEY DO June:  ROSIE READ ABOUT IT IN A...
Heather:  FULLY Heather:  AND YOU CAN GUESS WHAT THEY WERE DOING June:  CAUSE THEY ARE FREE SPIRITS Heather:  FREE SPIRITS...
Heather:  BECAUSE HER FOOT LANDED ON A SENSITIVE SPOT June:  SHE CRIES CAUSE HE STARTLED HER Heather:  SHE ALWAYS SEEMS TO...
Heather:  THEY COME IN TO INVETIGATE THE NOISES Heather:  LILY IS STILL ON AL June:  AL IS CURLED UP IN A BALL ROCKING BAC...
June:  LOL. "WARNINGS: CRUDE HUMOR, SEXUAL THEMES, ATTEMPTED SIBLING RAPE, MORE ATTEMPTED SIBLING RAPE, QUESTIONABLE ...
Heather:  YOU HAS TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR ME June:  SO! WE WERE DISCUSSING WARNINGS, YES? Heather:  OH YES Heather:  KYRA IS...
June:  YA RLY Heather:  MY MOM IS A TEACHER Heather:  SHE CAREZ ABOUT CHILDREN Heather:  YOU MUST TELL HER THIS June:  MY ...
June:  AHAHAHA!!! Heather:  BACK TO THE POTTERZ PLZ? June:  YESH June:  ATTEMPTED SIBLING RAPE!!! :O Heather:  DOES YOUR M...
Heather:  GINNY EXPLAINS TO LILY AGAIN Heather:  SHE GETS IT Heather:  AND.... June:  AND? Heather:  SHE CRIES June:  OF C...
June:  I'M NOT INVOLVED June:  YA RLY Heather:  O.o Heather:  I LAUGHT AT YOU ANYWAYS June:  DDDDD: June:  I HAVE TO EXPLA...
June:  CURLED UP IN A BALL Heather:  WITH HARRY June:  ROCKING BACK AND FORTH June:  YESH Heather:  WE NEED A CLIFF HANGER...
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THE POTTER FAMILY HAS THE WEASLEYS OVER FOR CHRISTMAS. NEVILLE AND LUNA COME TOO. MUCH MAYHEM ENSUES.

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Christmas at the Potter's

  1. 1. Christmas at the Potter’s (RUINED FOREBERZ)
  2. 2. WARNINGS: CRUDE HUMOR, SEXUAL THEMES, ATTEMPTED SIBLING RAPE, MORE ATTEMPTED SIBLING RAPE, ATTEMPTED FATHER RAPE, QUESTIONABLE LETTUCE, LANGUAGE, MOTHER SMACK DOWN.
  3. 3. June:  HIIIIII!!!! June:  OMG bringing Hannah in would be AWESOME!! 8D Heather:  HAI! Heather:  Yes it would. Heather:  I believe Harry and Ginny would also bring the kids in to visit. Heather:  James is quite fond of the cheezburgers June:  Speaking of which, what the hell were they thinking, naming a kid "Albus Severus"???? Heather:  No idea Heather:  I think Harry had too much firewhisky June:  Yeah. June:  "Hey honey, let'sh name him Albus Severus!" Heather:  She's too busy cursing him to care Heather:  Using her bat-bogey hex June:  She is famous for it, after all. Heather:  Oh yes Heather:  Harry has to go into ICU afterwards June:  Conveniently they're already at the hospital. Heather:  Dur Heather:  All the Weasley's are there June:  Ew. Heather:  Ew what?
  4. 4. June:  I wouldn't want to gather round watching my sister have a baby. Heather:  NOT IN THE ROOM Heather:  In the waiting room of course June:  Oh, okay then. Heather:  I would not want to watch my sister have a baby either June:  *shudder* Eurgh. Heather:  But you know they would all come Heather:  And wait June:  Haha, yes! Heather:  And wait some more Heather:  OMG WHERES THE TEDDY BEAR? Heather:  DID YOU FORGET IT RON? June:  "Um...maybe..." Heather:  HOW CAN YOU EXPECT TO BE GOOD GOPARENTS IF YOU CAN’T REMEMBER A F***ING TEDDY BEAR? Heather:  Hermione was pissed off Heather:  Because of the hormones June:  Oh, she was pregnant too? Heather:  Because she was pregnant with Rose June:  Oh yeah, she must have been. Heather:  I'm assuming they're around the same age. June:  And what's up with Hugo and Rose? It's totally random naming!
  5. 5. Heather:  I know! Heather:  I think we should do an interlude with the Potters and Weasleys June:  Where do they live, if not in Cheezbubble? Heather:  GUC style of course Heather:  Godric's Hollow June:  Ah. Heather:  Where Harry grew up Heather:  Technically of course Heather:  He lived there for like, a year June:  Well, where he was born, at least. Heather:  Yeah Heather:  Neville and Luna could visit there Heather:  But they're not allowed to bring the babiez Heather:  NO Heather:  NO MORE KIDS June:  Cause there's too many of them! Heather:  THERE IS TOO MANY Heather:  JAMES WILL PULL MANY PRANKS Heather:  AND ALBUS WILL BE READING HIS BOOKS WITH ROSIE Heather:  AND LILY WANTS TO LEARN TO FLY June:  ROFL! Heather:  I CAN NOT ADD BABYSITTIN IN THERE TOO June:  And Hugo bemoans his weird name. Heather:  Yes
  6. 6. Heather:  WHY DID YOU NAME ME HUGO? Heather:  WHY? Heather:  DO YOU NOT LOVE ME? June:  And Albus tells him to shut up, cause he has real problems. Heather:  SHUT UP HUGO Heather:  I AM WORSE OFF IN THAT DEPARTMENT Heather:  YOU TRY HAVING ALBUS SEVERUS SEWED ON YOUR BOXERS June:  I LOL'd. June:  Like in real life. Heather:  JAMES PUT THEM ON THE ROOF June:  NUUU MY BOXERS!!! Heather:  PFT DORK! June:  And Ginny's mad cause she spent all night sewing his loooong name on all his boxers. Heather:  ROSIE TOLD THEM BOTH TO SHUT UP Heather:  SHE CAN’T STUDY WITH ALL THAT RACKET Heather:  GINNY IS PISSED OFF June:  I GOTTA GET A's IN EVERYTHING!!! Heather:  IT TOOK HER AN HOUR TO THREAD THAT NEEDLE Heather:  AN HOUR! June:  I'M A QUIDDITCH PLAYER, DAMMIT, I HATE SEWING!!! Heather:  5 HOURS TO SEW HIS FIRST NAME Heather:  SHE RAN OUT OF THREAD HALFWAY THROUGH June:  6 HOURS FOR THE MIDDLE
  7. 7. Heather:  HARRY HAD TO GO GET SOME MORE June:  AND SHE HAD TO THREAD THE NEEDLE ALL OVER AGAIN!! Heather:  HE GOT THE WRONG SHADE June:  NUUUU!! Heather:  SO HE HAD TO GO BACK OUT Heather:  AND THIS TIME HE HAD TO THREAD THE NEEDLE June:  & GINNY WAS PREGNANT WITH LILY AT THE TIME SO SHE WAS EXTRA CRANKY Heather:  BUT JAMES TRIED TO SWORD FIGHT FRED WITH IT Heather:  OH YEAH SHE WAS June:  FRED DIED!! DDDDD: Heather:  NO GEORGE’S SON FRED June:  OHHH. Heather:  HE HAS A SON NAMED FRED June:  I remember now. Heather:  J.K. SAID SO ONLINE Heather:  OKAY GOOD June:  IF IT'S ON THE INTERNET IT MUST BE TRUE!! Heather:  YES Heather:  WAIT, IF LILY IS ONLY TWO YEARS YOUNGER THAN AL, HOW IS GINNY PREGNANT? June:  Um...magic? Heather:  Maybe they are having another baby? Heather:  IT WAS HARRY'S IDEA OF COURSE
  8. 8. June:  HE LUVS TEH BAYBEEZ. Heather:  BUT NOT AS MUCH AS NEVILLE AND LUNA June:  NO WAY!! Heather:  GUESS WHO WALKS IN THE DOOR AT THAT MOMENT? June:  VOLDEMORT??? Heather:  NO HES DEAD! Heather:  GUESS AGAIN June:  RON & HERMIONE? Heather:  THEY'RE ALREADY THERE WITH ROSIE AND HUGO Heather:  IT RHYMES WITH TEVILLE AND NUNA June:  NEVILLE AND LUNA, YAYZ!! Heather:  YES Heather:  GINNY IS MAD STILL Heather:  CUZ THE HORMONES Heather:  AND NOW SHE HAS EXTRA PEOPLE TO FEED Heather:  THERE IS NOT ENOUGH FOOD IN THE HOUSE June:  ARGH SEWING IS HARD AND NOW I HAVE TO MAKE MOAR DINNUR RAWR!!! Heather:  HARRY GET YOUR LAZY ARSE OUT OF THE HOUSE AND GET MOAR FOOD! Heather:  RIGHT NAO June:  BUT I'M VISITING WITH OUR FRIENDS!!! Heather:  RIGHT NAO HARRY, OR IM GETTING MY WAND OUT June:  NUUU NOT THE BAT BOGEY HEX!! *runs*
  9. 9. Heather:  DAMMIT HARRY, GET THE FOOD! Heather:  IM NOT KIDDING June:  Wait, couldn't Ginny just use magic to sew Al's name on his boxers so she wouldn't be so cranky? Heather:  SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW Heather:  AND HARRY STOLE HER WAND Heather:  SO SHE COULDN'T HEX HIM June:  Then how can she threaten him with her wand? Heather:  BUT SHE CAN ALWAYS TACKLE HIM TO GET IT BACK June:  Well, she is an athlete. Heather:  HER BELLY IS QUITE HEAVY June:  AND DURABLE! Heather:  YES! Heather:  THE BABY CAN KICK HARRY FOR HER June:  PHEAR MAH BELLY!! Heather:  PHEAR IT! June:  So Harry runs off to the store to get food, only he forgot his wallet. Heather:  ON NOES Heather:  BUT RON IS WITH HIM Heather:  DOES RON HAVE MONEY? June:  Ron only brought enough money to get a Chocolate Frog. Heather:  OH NO June:  DUN DUN DUNNNN!! Heather:  GINNY IS GONNA BE MAD
  10. 10. Heather:  MADDER THAN NEVILLE AFTER EATING THE HATE CHEEZBURGER June:  They're afraid to go back home to get Harry's wallet. Heather:  SO AFRAID Heather:  THAT THEY MAKE JAMES DO IT Heather:  THEY DRAGGED HIM TO THE STORE AS PUNISHMENT Heather:  FOR PRANKING AL Heather:  AL IS HARRY'S FAVOURITE CHILD June:  AND PUTTING HIS BOXERS ON THE ROOF?? Heather:  JAMES KNOWS IT June:  OMG FAVORITISM!! Heather:  THAT TOO Heather:  THATS WHY JAMES PRANKS HIM SO MUCH June:  REPRESSED HOSTILITY AND JEALOUSY!! Heather:  YESH Heather:  SO JAMES BLAMES IT ON HARRY AND RON Heather:  AND GINNY HAS TO GO OUT IN THE COLD SNOW TO YELL AT THEM June:  YOU GUYS ARE SO DUMB, COMING TO THE STORE WITH NO MONEYS!! Heather:  DID I MENTION ITS CHRISTMAS? Heather:  ALMOST CHRISTMAS June:  THAT'S WHY EVERYONE'S VISITING!! Heather:  IN A COUPLE OF DAYS
  11. 11. Heather:  HARRY ALSO FORGOT TO GET PRESENTS OF COURSE Heather:  IM THINKING HE GOT GINNY A THONG June:  HAHAHAHA!!!! Heather:  ITS THE ONLY PRESENT HE REMEMBERED June:  I CAN SEE WHY!! Heather:  SHES OPENED IT EARLY Heather:  BECAUSE HARRY INSISTED Heather:  JAMES AND AL WERE THERE Heather:  WITH ALL THE COUSINS Heather:  AND MRS WEASLEY TOO June:  Ohmigee Heather:  YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW THAT WENT June:  OMG, GINNY LIKE HELD IT UP IN FRONT OF EVERYONE Heather:  YESH June:  AND WAS ALL LIKE, "WTF IS THIS??" Heather:  HARRY DIDN'T WANT TO EXPLAIN IN FRONT OF THE KIDS Heather:  AND MRS WEASLEY Heather:  SO HE TOLD HER IT WAS A HAT June:  OMG LOL. June:  AND RON NEEDED BRAIN BLEACH. Heather:  BECAUSE IT WAS A MUGGLE THONG June:  SHE'S HIS SISTER, FOR GOSH SAKES June:  THAT'S THE AWKWARD PART ABOUT MARRYING YOUR BEST FRIEND'S SISTER.
  12. 12. Heather:  OH YES Heather:  RONS ONLY KNEW BECAUSE HE'D BOUGHT ONE IN PURPLE FOR HERMIONE Heather:  GINNY'S WAS RED June:  LIKE HER HAIR?? ROFLMAO!!! Heather:  YES, THATS WHY HARRY BOUGHT IT Heather:  WHAT ARE THE KIDS THINKING THROUGH ALL OF THIS? June:  Hmm...James knows what's going on and is stunned into silence. Heather:  HES HORRIFIED June:  Al's asking James what it is. Heather:  PASS THE BRAIN BLEACH UNCLE RON June:  NO, I NEED IT!! Heather:  LILY STILL THINKS ITS A HAT Heather:  SHE TRIES TO WEAR IT June:  AND EVERYTHING GETS REALLY QUIET. Heather:  LILY TAKE THAT OFF YOUR HEAD! Heather:  RIGHT NOW! June:  BUT DADDY SAID IT'S A HAT!! Heather:  IT ISN’T A HAT! Heather:  THEN WHAT IS IT? June:  Um... Heather:  NEVILLE AND LUNA WERE STUCK IN THE CAR June:  In the snow! Heather:  BUT THEN THEY WALKED IN JUST AS LILY ASKED
  13. 13. June:  OMG!! Heather:  SHES STILL WEARING IT ON HER HEAD June:  WEIRDEST. CHRISTMAS. EVAR. Heather:  GEORGE IS KILLING HIMSELF LAUGHING Heather:  HE'S POUNDING THE FLOOR Heather:  POUNDING. June:  AND MRS. WEASLEY IS SCARRED FOR LIFE. Heather:  SCARRED Heather:  AL WANTS TO KNOW WHAT IS SO HE ASKS AGAIN Heather:  EVERYTHING GOES QUIET June:  AND LUNA STARTS TO EXPLAIN BUT NEVILLE STOPS HER. Heather:  SO JAMES SCREAMS THAT IT'S SEXY UNDERWEAR FOR LADIEZ June:  She's all, "Well, Al, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much--" June:  AND OMG EW! Heather:  JAMES DEOESN'T CARE Heather:  HE THEN ASKS WHERE BABIEZ COME FROM Heather:  BECAUSE HES ENJOYING THIS DISCOMFORT June:  EVEN THOUGH HE KNOWS. Heather:  AL DOESN YET Heather:  OR LILY June:  OR ROSE OR HUGO. Heather:  THEY THINK THEY COME FROM STARS Heather:  IN THE SKY
  14. 14. Heather:  THEY FALL INTO BABY CRIBS Heather:  AND THAT'S IT June:  AND THAT'S THAT. June:  LOL. Heather:  GEORGE EXPLAINS Heather:  BUT HE DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE June:  CAUSE HE'S LAUGHING TOO HARD. Heather:  OH YEAH Heather:  MRS WEASLEY DECIDES ITS UP TO HER Heather:  SHES DONE IT 7 TIMES June:  SO SHE GETS PUPPETS? Heather:  OH YES! June:  WITH GOOGLY EYES!! Heather:  SHAPED LIKE THE AREAS Heather:  IVE SEEN THEM June:  WTF?? Heather:  IM NOT LYING June:  THAT'S SO WRONG. Heather:  OH YEAH June:  I LEARNT FROM A BOOK. Heather:  SO SHE PUTS ON A PUPPET SHOW WITH THEMJune:  AND GINNY'S GIVING HARRY DEATH GLARES FOR STARTING EVERYTHING. Heather:  POOR HARRY Heather:  THIS WAS NOT HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO
  15. 15. Heather:  YES Heather:  FROM GINNY June:  AND NOT A TIE. Heather:  WHEN THE KIDS R IN BED Heather:  ALL THE COUSINS Heather:  THE WEASLEYS Heather:  LUNA AND NEVILLE June:  AND THEIR LETTUCE. Heather:  YES Heather:  HE ASKS GINNY Heather:  GINNY KICKS HIM Heather:  IN A CERTAIN PLACE June:  HARD. Heather:  VERY HARD Heather:  HARRY'S CURLED UP INTO A BALL June:  AND CHRISTMAS WAS RUINED FOREVER. Heather:  FOREVERZ Heather:  NEVILLE AND LUNA HAD A GOOD CHRISTMAS THOUGH Heather:  WELL, ALMOST CHRISTMAS Heather:  NEVILLE GOT HIS PRESENT EALRY June:  COURSE THEY DID, CHEEZBUBBLE ALWAYS HAS GREAT CHRISTMASES. Heather:  SO DID LUNA June:  AND OMG. Heather:  OMG?
  16. 16. June:  o_O Heather:  WHAT? June:  THE PRESENTS... Heather:  YES? June:  THEY WEREN'T RIBBONS AND BOW TIES, WERE THEY? Heather:  NOOOOOOOO June:  THOUGHT NOT. LOL. Heather:  GOOD Heather:  I WAS HOPING YOU'D GET IT Heather:  THEY WERE PLAYING HIDE THE SOCK June:  AND UNDER THE COVERS JENGA. Heather:  YES Heather:  MATTRESS DANCING June:  WE'RE 14, WE SHOULDN'T BE WRITING SUCH THINGS. June:  YET WE DO. Heather:  IS IT SAD THAT WE KINOW ALL OF THESE? June:  YESH. Heather:  TOO BAD Heather:  SOMEONE GETS A PEARL NECKLACE Heather:  ;) June:  NUUUUU, THAT'S SO CLICHE. Heather:  NOT THAT KIND JUNE June:  GAHHH. Heather:  GAHH IS RIGHT
  17. 17. Heather:  I GOT IT FROM SIMSECRETS June:  WE'RE LIKE SLASHY FANFIC WRITERS. ONLY CANON. Heather:  SOMEWHAT CANON Heather:  MCTY June:  INDUBITABLY Heather:  I LIKE THAT WORD NOW Heather:  INDUBITABLY June:  IT'S A GOOD WORD. Heather:  YESH YESH June:  LIKE ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM. Heather:  OH, THATS GOOD ONE TOO Heather:  I HAS TO GO TO BED BY 10:30 Heather:  SO LETS GET BACK TO OUR RP June:  NUUUU. DDDDDD: June:  KK Heather:  THIS IS TECHINICALLY AN RP RIGHT? June:  SORTA. June:  IT'S LIKE A MIX OF RP AND FANFIC. Heather:  YES YES Heather:  IT IS MUCH FUN June:  SO HOW DOES AL GET HIS BOXERS OFF THE ROOF? Heather:  LILY STARTS TO SING A DIRTY SONG Heather:  THAT GEORGE TAUGHT HER Heather:  I DUNNO HOW HE GETS THEM OFF THE ROOF
  18. 18. Heather:  HE TRIED TO CLIMB UP TO GET THEM June:  JAMES WAS LAUGHING AT HIM THE WHOLE TIME. June:  HE WAS TOO SCARED. Heather:  YEAH Heather:  FRED WAS MAKING JOKES ABOUT HIM FALLING OFF June:  GINNY SAW THEM AND WAS LIKE, ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER YOU STOP SCALING OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW !! Heather:  RIGHT NOW MISTER Heather:  IM JUST COPYING DOWN EVERYTHING June:  DON'T MAKE ME CALL YOUR FATHER Heather:  SO WE CAN DO SOMETHING WITH IT June:  YAYZ! Heather:  LIKE LJ AGAIN Heather:  BUT WITH A 14A WARNING June:  LOLOLOLOLOL June:  NSFW? Heather:  YEAH Heather:  NO PRUDES ALLOWED Heather:  WARNING: Heather:  MAY CAUSE DISTURBING IMAGES Heather:  GUTS BURSTING FROM LAUGHTER June:  OH GOD YES. Heather:  FALLING OFF OF CHAIRS WHILE LAUGHING Heather:  WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THESE INJURIES
  19. 19. June:  SIGN THE WAIVER OR YOU CAN'T READ. Heather:  YEAH Heather:  WHAT PICTURE SHOULD I DRAW FOR THIS? June:  HMM... June:  A CHRISTMAS TREE WITH AN OPENED BOX? June:  HARRY'S GIFT BOX Heather:  OKAY Heather:  I'M GOING TO SAVE ALL OF THIS AND GO TO BED NAO June:  BUT I'LL MISS YOU. Heather:  I WILL PROBABLY COME ON AGAIN TOMORROW June:  YAY! Heather:  WE CAN CONTINUE THIS THEN Heather:  WITH EVEN MOAR MAYHEM June:  CHRISTMAS GONE HORRIBLY WRONG!! Heather:  THEN BEFORE Heather:  THINK OF BAD IDEAS Heather:  DIRTYNESS June:  DEAR GOD. Heather:  AL'S BOXERS June:  THEY HAVE HEARTS ON THEM. Heather:  I BELIEVE THEY ARE NAVY BLUE June:  BOTH? Heather:  WITH PURPLE HEARTS June:  WITH GOOGLY EYES, YESH
  20. 20. Heather: What is a bosom Harry? Heather: Ron totally asks that at the Potter's June: Oh look another page... June: And YES! June: Adding to the awkwardness. Heather: The kids want to know too. June: Harry's like, "OMG LOOK SANTA!!!" and runs away. Heather: WHAT IS A BOSOM? Heather: Al demands to know. Heather: He must. June: Mummy, what's a bosom? Uncle Ron and Auntie Hermione, what's a bosom? June: And James wants to tell him to scar him for life. Heather: Yesh, yesh June: But Ginny threatens him with punishments. Heather: Oh, I know what happened with Al on the roof Heather: Getting his boxers June: Ooh, what? June: I told my mom about that today. Heather: Harry apparated there to get him down Heather: But as he grabbed him Heather: He slipped on the roof June: NUUU Heather: It was quite icy
  21. 21. June: Of course. Heather: So they slide down Heather: James is rolling in the snow laughing Heather: So is Fred Heather: And George June: And Lily's crying. Heather: Like father like son Heather: Poor Lily June: NUUU DADDYYYY!!! Heather: But they land in teh snow Heather: So all is good Heather: Except the snow goes in Al's boxers Heather: The ones he is wearing I mean Heather: He is screeching Heather: James is imitating him Heather:  June? Where did you go? You're not reading LOLcats are you? June:  No, no, I'm here. June:  LOL. James is MEEN. Heather:  Yes Heather:  Ginny yells at him Heather:  Al is dancing around the yard because the snow is cold June:  JAMES POTTER YOU STOP MOCKING YOUR BROTHER RIGHT NOW!! Heather:  RIGHT NOW MISTER Heather:  Harry has the idea to go inside and get hot chocolate
  22. 22. Heather:  Ginny approves Heather:  Everyone has thankfully forgotten about the bosom June:  Lucky break. Heather:  Yes yes Heather:  I am telling Kyra about the 14A-ness of this story Heather:  We are stealing your brain bleach Heather:  For her and anyone else who reads this Heather:  BACK TO THE STORY Heather:  What can go wrong with hot chocolate and kids June? June:  James takes all the marshmallows. Heather:  Yes Heather:  None for the other kids June:  Like, he eats the whole bag. June:  To be a jerk. Heather:  He gets sick Heather:  So very sick June:  And everyone laughs at him cause he's a jerk. Heather:  Yes Heather:  Until he throws up in their face Heather:  Then they kick him out of the kitchen June:  And Ginny comes in and she's all, I AM NOT CLEANING THIS UP!! Heather:  She makes Harry do it of course June:  He whines. Heather:  It is HIS SON AFTER ALL
  23. 23. Heather:  LILY SPLLS THE HOT CHOCOLATE ALL OVER HERSELF June:  And since she's the baby everyone fusses over her. Heather:  Yes Heather:  Everyone's forgotten about James June:  He's passed out in the hallway. June:  Too many marshmallows. Heather:  TOO MANY Heather:  Lily is crying Heather:  Cuz the hot chocolate is hot June:  So they give her a cookie. Heather:  to make her shut up June:  And Al says, I GOT SNOW IN MY BOXERS I WANT COOKIES TOO!!! Heather:  YES Heather:  Harry gives him three Heather:  Lily wants three too Heather:  So she tries to steal Al's Heather:  YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW THAT WENT June:  So they start fighting. Heather:  YES YES June:  Like little kid fighting. Heather:  ON TEH FLOOR Heather:  WHICH JAMES THREW UP ON June:  And Ginny's mad. NUUUU, I JUST WAXED THAT FLOOR!! June:  They're both covered in sick.
  24. 24. Heather:  Yes, they have to take a bath Heather:  Hugo too, he fell in it June:  Rosie is the quiet, studious child. June:  She's nice. Heather:  KYRA WANTS TO KNOW IF THERE IS CHEEZ WITH THE HOTCHOCOLATE Heather:  Rosie never gets in trouble June:  OF COURSE. Heather:  NEVER June:  She's like Hermione. Heather:  They has cheez biscuits June:  Only in miniature. June:  With red hair. Heather:  Yes yes June:  Glasses? Heather:  Nope, Hermione didn't have them Heather:  But she has the curly hair Heather:  James tried to brush it once Heather:  The comb got stuck June:  Wait, Hermione's hair is bushy, not curly... June:  *is so canon it hurts* Heather:  Oh, bushy then Heather:  In the movies it is more curly than bushy Heather:  NOT CANON D:
  25. 25. Heather:  IT MUST BE CANON June:  Never judge a book by its movie. June:  I had a bookmark that said that. Heather:  Oh, that’s a good saying Heather:  Where was Rosie during all of this? June:  Just sitting there nicely, sipping her hot chocolate. Heather:  She has a book with her Heather:  And she’s reading happily Heather:  Harry tries to put Lily and al in the same bathtub June:  She's reading "War and Peace." Heather:  Yes, June:  Lily and Al are all EWWWW I DUN WANNA BATHE TOGETHER!!! DDDD: Heather:  Harry doesn't care Heather:  IT IS ENOUGH THAT HE HAS TO CLEAN THE FLOORS June:  SHUT UP AND BATHE, YOU SICK-COVERED CHILDRUN!! Heather:  FINALLY THEY ARE IN THE TUB Heather:  THEY ARE SITTING FAR AWAY FRUM EACH OTHER June:  AND THEY FIGHT OVER THE BATH TOYS. June:  AND THE SOAP. Heather:  OMG YES Heather:  LILY KICKS AL Heather:  AND IT HITS HIM Heather:  IN A SENSITIVE PLACE June:  LOLOLOLOLOLOL
  26. 26. Heather:  HES SCREAMING FOR HIS DAD June:  BUT HE'S MOPPING. Heather:  GINNY TELLS THEM BOTH TO SHUT THE HECK UP Heather:  LILY IS CRYING Heather:  AL HIT HER BACK June:  U CAN'T HIT GURLZ!!! :O Heather:  WHAT IS HUGO DOING? Heather:  HE FELL IN TEH SICK REMEMBER Heather:  AL DOES Heather:  HE LEARNED IT FRUM JAMES Heather:  JAMES IS A BAD INFLUENCE June:  MAJORLY. June:  HUGO'S WASHING OFF IN THE SINK. Heather:  OKAY June:  HE AVOIDS CONFLICT. Heather:  THERE WASN'T ENOUGH ROOM IN THE TUB Heather:  ANYWAYS Heather:  ROSIE IS STILL READING June:  AND HE'D GET KICKED. Heather:  LILY PUT IN TOO MUCH BUBBLEBATH June:  THEY HAVE DISAPPEARED IN BUBBLES Heather:  HARRY COMES UP TO CHECK ON THEM June:  BUBBLES ARE OVERFLOWING ON TEH FLOOR. Heather:  ALL OVERZ
  27. 27. Heather:  OMG WHERE ARE TEH CHILDRUN? Heather:  GINNY!!!!!!! June:  WHAT NOW???? June:  TEH CHILDRUN, THEY'VE ESCAPED!!!11 Heather:  THEN ALS HEAD POPS UP Heather:  DADDY LILY KICKED ME June:  AND HARRY SCREAMS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. Heather:  GINNY SLAPS HIM Heather:  HES NOT SETTING A GOOD EXAMPLE Heather:  FOR TEH CHILDRUN Heather:  SO AL AND LILY HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE TUB Heather:  BUT THEY REFUSE TO GET OUT IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER June:  EWWWW!!! June:  DDDDD: June:  :D Heather:  WHAT DO THEY DO JUNE? Heather:  WHAT DO THEY DOOOOO? June:  No, I'm being them!! June:  Silly. Heather:  OKAY Heather:  SO WHAT DO THEY DO? June:  THEY JUST SIT THERE, AND GINNY GETS STEADILY MORE ENRAGED. June:  FINALLY SHE JUST LIFTS THEM OUT. Heather:  OMG
  28. 28. June:  THEY SCREAM AND KICK. Heather:  HARRY GETS KICKED IN TEH MOUTH June:  HE CRIES. Heather:  LIKE A GIRL June:  GINNY WHACKS HIM UPSIDE THE HEAD. Heather:  BUT IT HITS LILY INSTEAD June:  EVERYONE'S YELLING. Heather:  YES Heather:  FINALLY THEY ARE IN BATHROBES June:  HERMIONE, RON, ROSE, AND HUGO QUIETLY LEAVE. Heather:  LEAVE WHERE June:  HOME! Heather:  IT IS NOT CHRISTMAS YET Heather:  THE HAS TO STAY Heather:  IM THINKING THEY HIDE IN THE BASEMENT June:  HAHA, THAT'S BETTER. Heather:  RON AND HARRY ARE GOING TO GET A CHRISTMAS TREE TOMORROW. June:  HUGO STILL SMELLS LIKE SICK. June:  HE DIDN'T DO A GOOD JOB CLEANING UP. Heather:  IT STINKS UP TEH BASEMENT Heather:  AL SMELLS LIKE STRAWBERRIES Heather:  AND LILY SMELLS LIKE MINT
  29. 29. Heather:  CAN YOU IMAGINE THE CHAOS THAT WOULD ENSUE WHILE CHRISTMAS TREE HUNTIN? June:  HAHAHA!! June:  EVERYONE WANTS TO TAG ALONG. Heather:  OF COURSE June:  BUT THEY CAN'T. June:  SO THEY WHINE. Heather:  SO WHO COMES? Heather:  LILY IS A GOOD WHINER Heather:  SHE IS DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL June:  JUST HARRY AND RON AND JAMES. Heather:  OKAY Heather:  AL AND LILY AREN'T ALLOWED TO COME Heather:  AFTER THE BATH INCIDENT June:  HAHA, THEY'RE BEING PUNISHED. Heather:  YES Heather:  THEY HAVE TO WATCH BAD MUGGLE TELEVISION SHOWS Heather:  WITH HUGO June:  NUUUUU Heather:  YES MRS WEASLEY IS BABYSITTIN Heather:  Now I am thinking Harry wants to get a tree the "muggle way" June:  HAHAHAHA!! June:  Like with an axe? Heather:  YES!
  30. 30. Heather:  James is running around Heather:  Fuelled by free hot chocolate June:  Hitting on girls. Heather:  YES Heather:  HE IS NOT LOOKING FOR A TREE June:  SUCH a Romance Sim. Heather:  HE POINTS OUT GIRLS TO HIS FATHER Heather:   "THAT ONE PLZ" June:  CREEPY YET HILARIOUS!! Heather:  Harry has to remind him why they are there Heather:  Ron picks out the smallest trees June:  He doesn't wanna carry a large one. Heather:  No, not at all Heather:  IT WILL MESS UP HIS LEATHER JACKET June:  NUUU NOT THE LEATHER!!!11 Heather:  BUT HARRY WANTS A BIG TREE June:  DAMMIT, RON, GET IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!! Heather:  HE CUTS IT DOWN HIMSELF Heather:  RON IS TOO LAZY TO HELP Heather:  JAMES HAS TO HELP CARRY IT June:  HE HAS THE ENERGY FROM HOT COCOA Heather:  YES BUT HE IS DISTRACTED June:  THERE ARE PRETTY GIRLS.
  31. 31. Heather:  HE LOOKS LIKE A DORK Heather:  IN HIS WEASLEY SWEATER Heather:  WITH THE MATCHING HAT June:  HE'S TWITCHING FROM THE SUGAR Heather:  HE NEARLY DROPS THE TREE June:  HARRY YELLS AT HIM June:  NOTHING CAN DAMAGE OUR TREE!!! Heather:  THE GIRLS LAUGH AT HIM June:   NOTHING!! Heather:  AND CALL HIM A LOSER June:  HE CALLS THEM BAD WORDS Heather:  HARRY SPANKS HIM Heather:  AFTER THEY GET TO THE CAR Heather:  RON IS TRYING TO GET THE TREE ONTO THE CAR ROOF June:  SO HE POUTS THE WHOLE WAY HOME. June:  WITH BUNGEE CORDS. Heather:  THE NEXT ADVENTURE IS GETTING THE TREE IN THE HOUSE June:  HARRY GOT IT TOO BIG. Heather:  WAY TOO BIG Heather:  IT IS TOO FAT FOR THE DOORWAY Heather:  SO THEY TRY TO SHOVE IT THROUGH A WINDOW June:  PINE NEEDLES ALL OVER Heather:  GINNY IS PISSED June:  GINNY DOESN'T WANNA SWEEP
  32. 32. Heather:  NOT ON HER HOLIDAYS Heather:  DAMMIT HARRY, WHY DID YOU GET SUCH A BIG TREE June:  SHE IS SO BURDENED Heather:  HARRY TRIES TO APPARATE INSIDE WITH IT June:  HE LEAVES BEHIND HIS EYELASHES Heather:  IT ALMOST WORKED Heather:  AND HE APPARATED ON TOP OF LILY Heather:  HE HAS TO GO TO ST MUNGOS June:  WITH NO EYELASHES Heather:  EVERYONE LAUGHS AT HIM Heather:  GINNY DOES TOO Heather:  LILY IS CRYING Heather:  LIKE SHE ALWAYS DOES June:  JAMES HIT A SUGAR CRASH Heather:  OMG YES June:  SO HE'S TIREDDDD. Heather:  IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LOBBY Heather:  HE FALLS FACE FOWARD Heather:  ONTO THE HARD FLOOR June:  SO EMBARASSING Heather:  BUT HES ASLEEP Heather:  SO HE ISNT EMBARASSED YET Heather:  AL IS THOUGH June:  WHY NO, I DON'T KNOW THESE PEOPLE.
  33. 33. June:  AL HIDES BEHIND A MAGAZINE. Heather:  JAMES GETS THROWN OUT Heather:  ROSIE IS READING A BOOK Heather:  AND HIDING BEHIND IT WITH AL June:  WHAT'S HUGO DOING? Heather:  STUPID STUFF June:  HE STILL SMELLS LIKE SICK Heather:  STILL DOES! Heather:  PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO AVOID HIM Heather:  HE'S GOT HIS SOCKS ON HIS EARS June:  AND EARMUFFS ON HIS FEET Heather:  WHAT ABOUT HIS SHOES? June:  HE FORGOT THEM June:  HE'S VERY FORGETFUL Heather:  OH YES Heather:  HIS SOCKS ARE STARTING TO SMELL TOO June:  HE'S JUST SMELLY IN GENERAL. June:  HERMIONE'S FACEPALMING. Heather:  THAT’S WHY RON MADE HIM STAND IN THE CORNER Heather:  HARRY IS CRYING OVER HIS EYELASHES Heather:  FINALLY THE HEALER COMES OUT Heather:  "POTTER?" June:  "MY EYELASHES ARE GOOOOONE!!!" Heather:  "I CAN SEE THAT SIR"
  34. 34. June:  HE FIXES HARRY IN FIVE SECONDS. Heather:  YOU CAN GO NOW Heather:  TAKE THAT SMELLY KID WITH YOU June:  AND MAKE SURE YOU GET THE ONE THAT PASSED OUT. June:  YOUR INSURANCE WON'T COVER THIS, BY THE WAY. Heather:  WHAT?! Heather:  HARRY IS INFURIATED Heather:  HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE AFTER ALL. June:  DON'T I GET A DISCOUNT FOR SAVING THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD???!!! Heather:  GOODBYE MR POTTER Heather:  THE HEALER SAYS AS THEY ARE THROWN OUT June:  HARRY KEEPS ARGUING. June:  BUT THEY SLAM THE DOORS. Heather:  AND LOCK THEM June:  DON'T COME BACK!! Heather:  NOW THE REALLY FUN PART COMES June:  JAMES IS STILL ON SUGAR CRASH. Heather:  DECORATING THE TREE! June:  OMG YAY! Heather:  OH, OF COURSE HE IS June:  THEY DRAG HIM BACK TO THE CAR. Heather:  GINNY TUCKS HIM INTO BED WHEN THEY GET HOME Heather:  HIS BED IS A SLEEPING BAG ON THE FLOOR
  35. 35. Heather:  THAT’S WHERE THE COUSINS SLEEP IN THE HOLIDAYS Heather:  ALL THE SLEEPING BAGS ARE LINED UP Heather:  BUT BACK TO THE TREE Heather:  HARRY NEARLY SETS IT ON FIRE TRYING TO GET THE LIGHTS TO WORK June:  AND HE GETS STRESSED TRYING TO UNTANGLE THEM Heather:  HE WINDS UP ON THE FLOOR June:  TANGLED UP IN CHRISTMAS LIGHTS Heather:  HE FINALLY MANGED TO GET THEM TO LIGHT UP Heather:  TOO BAD THEY'RE NOT ON THE TREE June:  THEY'RE ALL OVER HIM Heather:  LILY IS LAUGHING June:  FOR ONCE Heather:  SHE IS HAVING LOTS OF FUN Heather:  I AM THINKING THAT NEVILLE AND LUNA BROUGHT SOME CHEEZBURGER DECORATIONS June:  OF COURSE June:  FROM CHEEZBUBBLE Heather:  THEY INSIST ON USING THEM Heather:  GINNY DOESN'T WANT TO USE THE CHEEZBURGER STAR Heather:  IT’S JUST DUMB SHE SAYS June:  LUNA IS HURT Heather:  SO HURT SHE CRIES June:  SO GINNY PUTS IT ON
  36. 36. June:  OUT OF PITY Heather:  AND TO MAKE HER STOP CRYING Heather:  LILY WILL CRY TOO IF LUNA DOES June:  NOT AGAIN Heather:  BECAUSE LUNA IS ONE OF HER NAMESAKES June:  THEY HAVE AN EMOTIONAL CONNECTION Heather:  JAMES LIKES TO TELL LILY THAT HER OTHER NAMESAKE IS DEAD JUST TO MAKE HER CRY SOMETIMES June:  BUT SO'S HIS! Heather:  HE DOESN'T CARE Heather:  HES TOO MANLY TO CRY Heather:  BUT HE DOES POUT June:  ONLY CAUSE HE'S ON SUGAR CRASH Heather:  YEAH Heather:  GINNY SENT ALL THE COUINS TO BED Heather:  IN THEIR SLEEPING BAGS Heather:  JUNE, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN CHILDREN SLEEP IN SLEEPING BAGS TOGETHER? June:  SOMEONE DROOLS Heather:  ON SOMEONE ELSE June:  SOMEONE TALKS IN THEIR SLEEP June:  AND WAKES SOMEONE ELSE UP Heather:  SOMEONE ROLLS ON PEOPLE June:  HAHAHA YES
  37. 37. Heather:  I DO THAT A LOT ACTUALLY June:  I'M GLAD I DON'T, I HAVE A TOP BUNK' June:  POTENTIALLY PROBLEMATIC IF I ROLL OVER Heather:  OH YES Heather:  AND LILY CRIES AT NIGHT Heather:  SHES SCARED OF THE DARK June:  OMG. SHE CRIES ALL THE TIME. June:  SHE DOES IN THE BOOK, TOO. Heather:  SHE DROPS A HAT Heather:  SHE CRIES June:  SHE BUMPS HER KNEE June:  SHE CRIES Heather:  SHE SEES A SKUNK Heather:  SHE CRIES June:  JAMES ALWAYS TEASES HER FOR IT June:  SO SHE CRIES MORE. Heather:  OH AND SOMEONE SNORES REALLY LOUDLY Heather:  IM THINKING HUGO June:  HAHA, YES. Heather:  JAMES DROOLS Heather:  HORRIBLY Heather:  IT GETS ALL OVER LILY June:  HAHA, HE'S SOOOO COOL. Heather:  AND WHAT DOES SHE DO?
  38. 38. June:  SHE CRIES! Heather:  EVEN LOUDER June:  AND WHIMPERS Heather:  AND MOANS June:  SHE'S LIKE MOANING MYRTLE June:  ONLY ALIVE Heather:  EXACTLY Heather:  JAMES CALLS HER THAT TO ANNOY HER Heather:  AND MAKE HER CRY Heather:  IT AMUSES HIM DEARLY June:  IT DOESN'T TAKE MUCH TO MAKE HER CRY Heather:  NO IT DOESN’T Heather:  AL SLEEPS WITH EARPLUGS Heather:  HE DOES NOT SNORE OR DROOL OR ROLL June:  HE WOULD NEVER SLEEP WITHOUT THE EARPLUGS Heather:  OR KICK OR COUGH OR SNEEZE Heather:  NEVERZ Heather:  HE HAS TO HAVE THEM Heather:  HE DOES NOT MAKE A SLOUND WHEN HE SLEEPS June:  HE'S LIKE AN ANGEL WITH SLEEPING June:  *pets* Heather:  A SLEEPING ANGEL GINNY CALLS HIM Heather:  JAMES GAGS WHEN SHE DOES THAT June:  HAHA, OF COURSE.
  39. 39. June:  LILY CRIES. June:  SHE WANTS TO BE AN ANGEL Heather:  HE PRETENDS TO VOMIT INTO HIS CEREAL Heather:  LILY CIRES BECAUSE SHE THINKS JAMES IS SICK June:  NUUUU Heather:  SHE DOESN'T WANT HIM TO BE SICK June:  SHE LUVS HIM June:  FOR SOME REASON Heather:  JAMES HATES THAT Heather:  HE DOESN'T WANT HER TO LOVE HIM Heather:  HE TOLD HER TO STOP June:  SO SHE CRIED June:  MAN, JAMES IS A REAL JERKASS IN OUR STORIES. Heather:  YEAH I KNOW Heather:  BUT THAT’S HOW I KINDA PICTURE HIM Heather:  HES A JERKASS BECAUSE HES TRYING TO BE COOL June:  TRUE. Heather:  HE FAILS AT IT THOUGH June:  HE CAME OFF AS A JERK IN THE BOOK Heather:  LET US PRETEND IT IS CHRISTAMS EVE Heather:  LILY IS SO HYPER Heather:  SHE FALLS AND DOES NOT CRY FOR ONCE June:  WOAH Heather:  SHE IS TOO HYPER TO CARE
  40. 40. Heather:  SHE IS HYPED UP ON CHOCOLATE FROGS June:  WHOO!! June:  CHOCOLATE!! Heather:  LILY FOUND RONS SECRET STASH Heather:  ROSIE IS TRYING TO READ AGAIN June:  RON'S POUTING. Heather:  SHE IS DOING NEXT MONTHS HOMEWORK Heather:  AL IS DOING HIS TOO June:  HERMIONE IS REALLY REALLY PROUD OF ROSIE Heather:  SO VERY PROUD Heather:  JAMES IS MAKING FUN OF THEM June:  IT'S CLEAR ROSIE'S HERMIONE'S FAVORITE. Heather:  HUGO IS NOT AWARE OF THE FACT Heather:  HE IS TOO STUPID TO FIGURE IT OUT June:  IGNORANCE IS BLISS Heather:  HUGO JUST COMES OFF AS A STUPID KID TO ME June:  BUT STUPIDITY WORKS TOO June:  LIKE RON June:  RON'S NOT ALL THAT CLEVER Heather:  I THINK IT’S HIS NAME June:  HAHAHAHA IT TOTALLY IS Heather:  SERIUOSLY, WHAT KIND OF NAME IS HUGO? Heather:  IT JUST SOUNDS STUPID June:  A NAME FOR A LESS-FAVORED CHILD?
  41. 41. Heather:  THERE IS A MAD STAMPEDE AS MRS WEASLEY CALLS "DINNER" June:  YES June:  HER COOKING'S THE BEST Heather:  EVERYONE IS PUSHING EACH OTHER Heather:  GINNY AND HERMIONE HAVE AN ADVANTAGE June:  JAMES CROWD-SURFS THEM Heather:  THEY NEED TO EAT BECAUSE THEY ARE HAVING BABIEZ Heather:  OMG HE TOTALLY DOES June:  WE...NEEDZ... FOOOOOOD!!! June:  FOR TEH BAYBEEZ!! Heather:  HARRY IS ON TOP OF THE TABLE Heather:  DEFENDING HIS MASHED POTATOES June:  MIIIINE!! June:  GINNY SHOVES HIM OFF Heather:  WITH THE GRAVY SPOON Heather:  NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Heather:  HERMIONE HAS EATEN HALF THE TURKEY June:  ALL THE GOOD PARTS Heather:  BUT THERE ARE 10 MORE IN THE OVEN June:  THE LEGS AND WINGS AND ALL THE DARK MEAT. Heather:  SO THERE IS NOT WORRYING Heather:  THE WHITE MEAT IS THE BEST THOUGH June:  MRS WEASLEY HAS FORESIGHT June:  AND NO WAY!
  42. 42. Heather:  SHE DOES Heather:  YES WAY June:  NO WAY DARK MEAT'S BESTEST! Heather:  WHITE MEAT IS June:  NO WAYYYY Heather:  JAMES AND AL ARGUE OVER THAT TOO June:  LOL TWO WAYS!! >_> June:  AND THEY SO DO Heather:  JAMES LIKES THE DARK MEAT Heather:  ALBUS LIKES THE WHITE MEAT Heather:  LILY DOESNT EAT MEAT Heather:  SHE FEELS SORRY FOR THE ANIMALS June:  O RLY? Heather:  SHE EATS THE GRAVY AND THE POTATOES Heather:  AND THE BREAD Heather:  WITH BUTTER June:  AND THE DESSERT Heather:  RONS EATS EVERYTHING Heather:   EVERYTHING June:  HE'S LIKE A VACUUM Heather:  HE SUCKS IT UP Heather:  AND LICKS THE PLATES Heather:  EVEN HARRYS PLATE June:  HERMIONE CHIDES HIM
  43. 43. June:  HARRY'S GROSSED OUT Heather:  HE WANTED TO LICK HIS OWN PLATE June:  IT WAS MIIIIIINE, RON! Heather:  RON AND GEORGE ARE THE FIRST TO START A BURPING CONTEST June:  OF COURSE Heather:  PERCY, BILL AND CHARLIE DONT ATTEND THE FAMILY CHRISTMAS ANYMORE June:  THEY ARE WISE Heather:  YES Heather:  THEY DUN WANNA DEAL WITH THE KIDS Heather:  THE BURPING Heather:  THE MESS Heather:  THE CRYING June:  CHRISTMAS DINNER IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART Heather:  THE FIGHTING Heather:  NO IT IS NOT June:  OH THE CRYING Heather:  IT IS TERRIBLE Heather:  HUGO OCCASIONALLY CRIES TOO June:  THE STRESS IS TOO MUCH FOR THE CHILD Heather:  TOO MUCH! Heather:  ROSIE CRIED WHEN JAMES THREW HER BOOKS INTO THE FIRE Heather:  BACK WHEN SHE WAS 7 June:  OMG
  44. 44. June:  POOR ROSIE June:  THE FIRE BURNT FOR DAYS Heather:  SHE SNAPPED HIS BROOMSTICK THOUGH Heather:  YES IT DID June:  HAHA, I BET JAMES WAS LIVID Heather:  FUELLED BY THE BOOKS June:  NUUUUU, NOT MY BROOMSTICK!!! Heather:  HE WAS ABSOLUTELY LIVID Heather:  HE THREW A TEMPER TANTRUM Heather:  ROSIE STILL REMEMBERS THE BOOKS THOUGH Heather:  SHE SEEKED REVENGE THIS CHIRSTAMS Heather:  SHE Heather:  THREW Heather:  HIS BROOMSTICK Heather:  IN Heather:  THE Heather:  FIRE June:  MUWAHAHAHA!!! Heather:  JAMES THREW THE BIGGEST TEMPER TANTRUM EVER Heather:  IT WAS LIKE A FIVE YEAR OLD HAVING A MELTDOWN June:  HE SPAZZED Heather:  AND THREW OBJECTS Heather:  ONE OF THEM HIT THE CHRISTMAS TREE June:  GINNY'S FAVORITE SNOWGLOBE
  45. 45. June:  GONE Heather:  HARRY'S NOSE June:  OH NOES Heather:  WHICH BROKE ON IMPACT Heather:  BLOOD EVERYWHERE Heather:  LILY SEES THE BLOOD Heather:  SHE SEES IT June:  AND CRIES Heather:  SHE RUNS CRYING AND SCREAMING Heather:  TO THE BATHROOM Heather:  MRS WEASLEY SENDS EVERYONE TO BED Heather:  EVEN THE ADULTS Heather:  MR WEASLEY IS ON A BUSINESS TRIP June:  RON AND GINNY SAY, "AWW, MOOOOOM!" Heather:  SO SHES EXTRA B!TCHY June:  SHE MISSES HIM Heather:  SO MUCH June:  D'AWW Heather:  HARRY STARTS TO CRY Heather:  HE MISSES HIS MOMMY June:  BUT SHE'S DEAD! Heather:  THAT’S WHY HE MISSES HER Heather:  HE MISSES HIS DADDY TOO Heather:  HES CURLED UP IN A BALL
  46. 46. June:  ON THE FLOOR June:  EVERYONE'S LIKE o_O Heather:  PUDDLES OF TEARS SURROUNDING HIM Heather:  GINNY CAN THINK OF ONE WAY TO GET HIM TO STOP June:  WHAT IS IT? Heather:  TO GIVE HIM HIS PRESENT EARLY Heather:  IN BED Heather:  :D June:  OF COURSE Heather:  A LITTLE WOOHOO June:  GOOGLY-EYED PURPLE HEARTS ABOUND Heather:  THEY HAVE BEDSHEETS WITH THEM ON IT June:  HAHAHAHA!! Heather:  HARRY GAVE THEM TO HER A CHRISTMAS PRESENT Heather:  LAST YEAR June:  FOR ENCOURAGEMENT Heather:  YES YES Heather:  JAMES WANTS TO KNOW WHY HE CAN HEAR WEIRD NOISES Heather:  COMING FROM THEIR BEDROOM June:  THIN WALLS? Heather:  VERY June:  THEY TELL HIM BECAUSE HE'S OLD ENOUGH June:  SO HE TELLS AL June:  AND SCARS HIM FOR LIFE
  47. 47. Heather:  HECK, HE JUST TELLS THEM ALL Heather:  LILY AND HUGO AND ROSIE AND FRED Heather:  AND ROXANNE Heather:  SHE'S FRED'S SISTER June:  YES, I REMEMBER THAT Heather:  THE ARE ALL SCARRED Heather:  LILY WANTS TO GO WATCH June:  LOLOLOLOLOLOL Heather:  PLZ JAMSIE? Heather:  IT PISSES JAMES OFF WHEN SHE CALLS HIM THAT June:  NO, LILY!! STOP CALLING ME THAT!! Heather:  CAN WE PLZ WATCH JAMSIE? June:  ASK MOM AND DAD Heather:  1 MINUTE Heather:  I HAVE TO GET MY PJS ON Heather:  BRB June:  KK Heather:  BACK June:  YAYZ Heather:  LILY TOTALLY GOES TO ASK HARRY AND GINNY Heather:  SHE OPENS THE DOOR June:  OH NOES Heather:  MOMMY? WHY ARE YOU ON TOP OF DADDY? Heather:  CAN I WATCH?
  48. 48. June:  LILY GET OUT OF HERE!!! Heather:  OR YOU'RE GROUNDED June:  BUT JAMSIE SAID TO ASK YOU!! Heather:  SHE CRIES Heather:  BECAUSE IT’S NOT FAIR June:  AS USUAL Heather:  IT’S NEVER FAIR June:  NEVAR Heather:  SHE RUNS OUT CRYING June:  SO THEY ALL THINK SHE'S BEEN SCARRED FOR LIFE Heather:  JAMES FINDS IT AMUSING June:  BUT SHE HASN'T CAUSE SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND Heather:  WHAT WAS GOING ON Heather:  SO SHE TRIES IT WITH JAMES June:  OMG Heather:  SHE JUMPS ON TOP OF HIM Heather:  LILY WTF ARE YOU DOING? June:  I'M BEING LIKE MOMMY AND DADDY, JAMSIE!! Heather:  SHE STARTS TO THRASH AROUND June:  AND HE'S LIKE OMG EW!! Heather:  JAMES IS TRYING TO GET HER OFF HIM June:  AND EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST WATCHING Heather:  LAUGHING EVEN June:  YESH
  49. 49. Heather:  HUGO IS GIGGLING STUPIDLY June:  CAUSE HE'S DUMB Heather:  HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND EITHER June:  DOES AL? Heather:  HE WANTS TO DO IT TOO Heather:  AL UNDERSTANDS June:  AHAHAHAHA Heather:  REMEMBER THE PUPPET SHOW? June:  OH YES OF COURSE June:  MRS. WEASLEY'S PUPPETS Heather:  ROSIE AND AL AND JAMES AND FRED AND ROXANNE ALL UNDERSTAND June:  BUT NOT LILY Heather:  OR HUGO June:  THEY WERE ASLEEP Heather:  NO THEY WERE LAUGHING Heather:  THEY THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY Heather:  THE OTHER COUSINS WERE ALL EMBARASSED June:  SO AWKWARD Heather:  AL IS LOOKING AT HIS SOCKS Heather:  HE FACE IS BRIGHT RED June:  AHAHAHA, HE'S SHY Heather:  HE DIDN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND AT FIRST Heather:  NEITHER DID ROSIE OR FRED OR ROXANNE
  50. 50. Heather:  ONLY JAMES KNEW THE FULL STORY June:  BUT NOW THEY DO Heather:  YES, NOW THEY DO June:  ROSIE READ ABOUT IT IN A BOOK Heather:  JAMES FINALLY GETS LILY OFF HIM Heather:  HUGO YELLS "DO ME NEXT" Heather:  IT IS TOO MUCH FOR AL Heather:  SO WRONG AND DIRTY June:  HE RUNS AWAY Heather:  AND HIDES UNDER A BED June:  HE CURLS UP IN A BALL June:  AND SUCKS HIS THUMB Heather:  AND ROCKS BACK AND FORTH June:  OMG YES Heather:  MUTTERING Heather:  UNDER HIS BREATH Heather:  "THEY'RE COUSINS...CAN'T DO THAT...WHY WERE THEY DOING THAT?" June:  IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT!! Heather:  NOT RIGHT Heather:  BUT HE DOESN'T REALIZE WHOS BED HE IS UNDER June:  ohmigee June:  HOW'D HE GET IN? Heather:  NEVILLE AND LUNA LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN
  51. 51. Heather:  FULLY Heather:  AND YOU CAN GUESS WHAT THEY WERE DOING June:  CAUSE THEY ARE FREE SPIRITS Heather:  FREE SPIRITS June:  AND AL HEARS WEIRD NOISES Heather:  AND MOANS June:  THERE'S A LOT OF LETTUCE Heather:  AND CRUNCHING June:  SO MUCH LETTUCE Heather:  HE WANTS TO KNOW WHY June:  SO HE PEEKS OUT AND... June:  HE RUNS OUT IMMEDIATELY June:  SCREAMING June:  HE NEEDS BRAIN BLEACH June:  JAMES LAUGHS AT HIM Heather:  YES Heather:  SORRY FOR POOFING June:  IT'S OKAY Heather:  MY MOM WANTED TO CHECK HER MAIL Heather:  ALBUS TELLS THEM WHAT HE SAW June:  AND LILY WANTS TO TRY IT June:  SHE JUMPS ON AL Heather:  OHEMGEE Heather:  HE SCREAMS
  52. 52. Heather:  BECAUSE HER FOOT LANDED ON A SENSITIVE SPOT June:  SHE CRIES CAUSE HE STARTLED HER Heather:  SHE ALWAYS SEEMS TO KICK HIM THERE June:  ALL THE TIME Heather:  SHE NEVER MEANS TO June:  HE WILL NEVER HAVE CHILDREN Heather:  NEVER Heather:  AFTER SEEING WHAT HE DID Heather:  AND LILY JUMPING ON HIM Heather:  HE WAS IN PAIN June:  POOR AL June:  FIRST HIS BOXERS, NOW THIS Heather:  HE DOES NOT HAVE ANY LUCK WITH HIS SIBLINGS June:  OR COUSINS Heather:  JAMES IS LAUGHING REALLY HARD Heather:  HE'S STARTING TO CHOKE Heather:  AND TURN BLUE June:  BUT HE KEEPS LAUGHING June:  CAUSE HE'S A JERK. Heather:  A JERKASS Heather:  JERKASS OF ALL JERKASSES Heather:  FINALLY HARRY AND GINNY ARE DONE June:  AND THEY COME OUT June:  JAMES IS CHOKING
  53. 53. Heather:  THEY COME IN TO INVETIGATE THE NOISES Heather:  LILY IS STILL ON AL June:  AL IS CURLED UP IN A BALL ROCKING BACK AND FORTH Heather:  HES FINALLY FREE OF HER Heather:  HES MOANING Heather:  PITIFULLY June:  LILY CRIES CAUSE SHE'S NOT GETTING WHAT SHE WANTS Heather:  GINNY WANTS TO KNOW WHAT SHE WANTS Heather:  A COOKIE? Heather:  JUICE? Heather:  CANDIES? June:  SHE SAYS, NO I WANNA PLAY LIKE YOU AND DADDY June:  AND NEVILLE AND LUNA June:  I NEED LETTUCE Heather:  CAN I HAS SOME PLZ? Heather:  OMG, THIS IS GETTING R RATED June:  LOLOLOLOL June:  NO IT'S NOT. Heather:  WE HAVE TO ADD 'ATTEMPTED SIBLING RAPE' TO THE LIST OF THINGS THE STORY CONTAINS June:  SHE'S A KID, SHE DOESN'T GET IT. Heather:  QUESTIONABLE LETTUCE
  54. 54. June:  LOL. "WARNINGS: CRUDE HUMOR, SEXUAL THEMES, ATTEMPTED SIBLING RAPE, MORE ATTEMPTED SIBLING RAPE, QUESTIONABLE LETTUCE, LANGUAGE." Heather:  THATS PERFECT June:  LIKE SIM SECRET Heather:  I WILL BE SURE TO INCLUDE THAT Heather:  YES June:  OH, AND HERE: http:// tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Jerkass June:  DEFINITION OF A JERKASS. June:  WE SHOULD ADD JAMES Heather:  yes we should June:  one sec. June:  more parental nagging Heather:  WE WILL AFTER WE PUBLISH THIS Heather:  OKAYS June:  BACK June:  NO FOR LONG, THO Heather:  AGAIN? : ( June:  HAHA, YEAH Heather:  MEEN PARENTZ June:  I'LL FEND OFF MY MOM AS LONG AS I CAN Heather:  OKAY Heather:  'TILL 10:30 IS FINE June:  AWESOME
  55. 55. Heather:  YOU HAS TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR ME June:  SO! WE WERE DISCUSSING WARNINGS, YES? Heather:  OH YES Heather:  KYRA IS HORRIFIED June:  OMG. June:  POO KYRA June:  *POOR June:  GOD. Heather:  POO KYRA?! Heather:  I MUST TELL HER THIS JUNE Heather:  IT IS NOT APPROPRIATE BEHAVIOUR June:  WHAT TIME DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL June:  MY MOM DEMANDS TO KNOW Heather:  I LEAVE AT 8:10 June:  MY MOM SAYS YOUR MOM DOESN'T CARE AS MUCH, SO SHE LETS YOU STAY UP LATER Heather:  O RLY? June:  YA RLY Heather:  MY MOM IS A TEACHER Heather:  SHE CAREZ ABOUT CHILDREN Heather:  YOU MUST TELL HER THIS June:  MY MOM SAYS YOUR MOM DOESN'T BELIEVE IN GETTING A GOOD NIGHT'S REST BEFORE SCHOOL. Heather:  O RLY?
  56. 56. June:  YA RLY Heather:  MY MOM IS A TEACHER Heather:  SHE CAREZ ABOUT CHILDREN Heather:  YOU MUST TELL HER THIS June:  MY MOM SAYS YOUR MOM DOESN'T BELIEVE IN GETTING A GOOD NIGHT'S REST BEFORE SCHOOL. Heather:  GRRRR June:  I TOLD HER SHE CAREZ June:  MY MOM LAUGHED Heather:  DUN MAKE ME GET OUT MY QUESTIONABLE LETTUCE Heather:  I WILL USE IT Heather:  AND USE IT WELL June:  MY MOM SAYS BRING IT Heather:  OH ITS ON Heather:  I HAS SEEN THROUGH HER Heather:  PLAN Heather:  SHE IS WASTING OUT TIME JUNE! Heather:  WE NEEDS TO BE GETTING BACK TO THE POTTERZ June:  SO YOU GUYS ARE GONNA COME DOWN FROM CANADA AND FIGHT MY MOM? June:  SWEET! Heather:  YES YES Heather:  WITH OUR MILK IN BAGS Heather:  AND OUR POLAR BEARZ
  57. 57. June:  AHAHAHA!!! Heather:  BACK TO THE POTTERZ PLZ? June:  YESH June:  ATTEMPTED SIBLING RAPE!!! :O Heather:  DOES YOUR MOM KNOW ABOUT IT? June:  NO WAY, LOL Heather:  WHAT DO HARRY AND GINNY DO AFTER AL TELLS THEM June:  *JAWDROP* June:  THEY HAVE A VERY SERIOUS TALK WITH LILY June:  ABOUT HOW ATTEMPTED SIBLING RAPE IS WRONG June:  AND ILLEGAL Heather:  SHE TRIES IT ON HARRY NEXT Heather:  SHE JUST DEOSN'T GET IT June:  OMG June:  ATTEMPTED FATHER RAPE!! June:  LILY'S A FIEND Heather:  FIEND! Heather:  HARRY JOINS AL Heather:  ROCKING AND MOANING IN A BALL June:  SUCKING THEIR THUMBS June:  SCARRED FOR LIFE June:  SCARRED FOR LIFE Heather:  SCARRED June:  NEVER THE SAME
  58. 58. Heather:  GINNY EXPLAINS TO LILY AGAIN Heather:  SHE GETS IT Heather:  AND.... June:  AND? Heather:  SHE CRIES June:  OF COURSE Heather:  SHE THINKS SHE HURT THEM June:  PSYCHOLOGICALLY June:  GAH Heather:  POOR LILY. Heather:  IM THINKING THAT WE SHOULD DO CHIRSTMAS DAY IN A DIFFERENT CONVO June:  KK. Heather:  THIS ONE IS PAST 15 PAGES IN WORD Heather:  WE CAN POST THIS ONE TOMORROW June:  MY MOM WANTS TO KNOW WHY WE'RE SCREAMING Heather:  WE'RE NOT SCREAMING Heather:  WE ARE TYPING IN CAPS June:  SHE LAUGHS AT YOU SILLY CANADIANS Heather:  WHAT?! Heather:  I LAUGH AT YOU AMERICANS Heather:  WITH YOUR HEALTH CARE ISSUEZ June:  I'M FROM GUAM Heather:  O RLY?
  59. 59. June:  I'M NOT INVOLVED June:  YA RLY Heather:  O.o Heather:  I LAUGHT AT YOU ANYWAYS June:  DDDDD: June:  I HAVE TO EXPLAIN EMOTICONS TO MY MOM June:  SHE CAN'T TEXT June:  AT ALL Heather:  LOL June:  SHE TRIED. June:  SHE HAD TO SEND AN E-MAIL INSTEAD Heather:  YOUR LJ STATES YOU ARE IN TEH STATES: Heather:  Name: June Birthdate: 10-14 Location: United States Contact: Private Message June:  LIES AND PROPAGANDA!! Heather:  O RLY? June:  YA RLY Heather:  WE NEED A BIG FINSIH FOR CHRISTMAS EVE June:  LILY CRIES. June:  AS USUAL Heather:  AND? June:  AL'S STILL EMOTIONALLY SCARRED Heather:  YES YES
  60. 60. June:  CURLED UP IN A BALL Heather:  WITH HARRY June:  ROCKING BACK AND FORTH June:  YESH Heather:  WE NEED A CLIFF HANGER June:  THEY HEAR SOMETHING ON THE ROOF!! June:  SANTA?! Heather:  PERFECT CLIFFHANGER Heather:  TUNE IN AGAIN TO FIND OUT THE END!

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