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The Hollinters Go Camping

  1. 1. THE HOLLINTERS GO CAMPING
  2. 2. Heather:  I WAS REALLY TIRED THIS MORNING Heather:  MAH BRAIN DOES ODD THINGS WHEN I'M TIRED Heather:  AND I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA OF THE GEN A. KIDS ON A CARTRIP Heather:  AND THE CHAOS IT WOULD EVENTUALLY ENSUE IN June:  LOL Heather:  ARTEMIS WOULD DRIVE Heather:  ANDY WOULD STEAL THE PASSENGER SEAT Heather:  LEAVING ALAN AND ARISTA CRAMMED INTO TEH BACK June:  "SHOTGUN!" Heather:  YES! Heather:  THERE WOULD BE A RACE OR SHIT Heather:  ARTEMIS HIDING IN TEH FRONT SEAT Heather:  AVOIDING TEH VIOLENCE June:  THE ORIGIN OF SHOTGUN: "*GUY W/ SHOTGUN* THE FRONT SEAT IS MINE, BITCH!" Heather:  YESH, LOL Heather:  WAT WOULD ANDY USE AS A WEAPON? Heather:  TO ENSURE THE FRONT SEAT WAS HERS? June:  HMM Heather:  NOT ANYTHING *TOO* DANGEROUS June:  YESH Heather:  THEY HAD TO MEET AT ART’S HOUSE Heather:  SHE MADE THE CHILDRUN STAY INSIDE
  3. 3. June:  SHE'D JUMP HER COMPETITORS Heather:  SO THEY WOULDN'T LEARN ANY NEW WORDS FROM ANDY Heather:  YESH Heather:  LOL Heather:  THE KIDS WANT TO SAY GOOD-BYE Heather:  ORLANDO IS SCARED THAT THEY'LL GET HURT June:  LMAO Heather:  EVENTUALLY ANDY IS IN TEH PASSENGER SEAT Heather:  ARTEMIS STILL COWERING BEHIND THE WHEEL June:  POOR ART Heather:  SHE WAVES GOODBYE Heather:  AND THEY TAKE OFF Heather:  ANDY WILL NOT DECIDE ON A RADIO STATION Heather:  IT IS PISSING ARISTA OFF Heather:  SHE HAS THE LEAST AMOUNT OF NICE POINTS, EXCLUDING ANDY Heather:  (7 IF UR WONDERING) June:  LOL Heather:  ANDY SOMEHOW GOT ONE Heather:  I WAS LIKE "WUT?" June:  "CHOOSE A DAMN STATION ALREADY!!!" ARISTA SAYS Heather:  ANDY FINALLY SETTLES ON ONE Heather:  DEAD! COMES ON Heather:  ANDY SINGS ALONG
  4. 4. June:  YAY Heather:  ARTEMIS WANTS TO CHANGE TEH STATION Heather:  ANDY WON'T LET HER Heather:  ALAN IS TRYING TO SLEEP June:  LOL ALAN Heather:  IT IS NOT WORKING Heather:  ARISTA IS TRYING TO WRITE Heather:  ONLY THE RIDE IS BUMPY June:  SHE IS GETTING FRUSTRATED Heather:  YESH Heather:  SHE YELLS AT ART Heather:  ART LOSES IT June:  OH MAN Heather:  "EVERYONE STFU!" Heather:  EVERYONE IS STUNNED INTO TEMPORARY SILENCE Heather:  ANDY WAS NOT AWARE THAT ARTEMIS SWORE June:  OOH Heather:  LOL Heather:  ANDY CHANGES THE RADIO STATION AGAIN Heather:  DEAD! IS OVER AND SOME SHITTY SONG CAME ON June:  NUUUU June:  OH DEAD!, WE HARDLY KNEW YE. Heather:  LOL Heather:  THEY ARE ON A SEMI-BUSY ROAD
  5. 5. Heather:  ANDY IS TRYING TO CHECK OUT GUYS Heather:  ART IS EMBARRASSED June:  LOL Heather:  "ANDY. TURN. AROUND." SHE HISSES June:  THAT'S SO AWKWARD. June:  SRSLY Heather:  ARISTA IS MILDLY AMUSED Heather:  "WHAT DO YOU DO? SEDUCE EVERY GUY THAT WALKS PAST YOUR HOUSE?" Heather:  "NO." ANDY SEZ June:  LOL Heather:  "I HAS STANDARDS YOU KNOW." June:  xDDDDDDDDDDDD Heather:  MAKE NOTE OF THAT PEOPLEZ Heather:  ANDY HAS STANDARDZ June:  O RLY, I NEVAR WOULD HAVE GUESSED Heather:  YA RLY Heather:  ANDY SUDDENLY SEES PYXIS June:  OSHIT Heather:  SO SHE MAKES A RUDE HAND GESTURE AT HIM Heather:  ART IS HORRIFIED Heather:  IF SHE DID NOT HAVE HER HANDS FULL WITH DRIVING SHE WOULD HAVE STRANGLED ANDY Heather:  BECAUSE ART DOESN'T REALLY KNOW PYXIS
  6. 6. Heather:  ANDY DOESN'T MENTION HIM TO ART June:  BISBY'S EXPRESSIVE SINGLE DIGIT! Heather:  YES June:  LOL OOTS Heather:  HAHA, YES YES Heather:  ANDY WANTS TO KNOW WHERE THEY'RE GOING June:  "ARE WE THERE YET?" Heather:  IDK THO Heather:  WHERE WOULD THEY GO? June:  "WE GET THERE WHEN WE GET THERE!!" June:  HMM I DUNNO Heather:  CAMPING? June:  LOL YES Heather:  I CAN JUST IMAGINE HOW THAT WOULD GO June:  BADLY? Heather:  ANDY IS LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD AND A TEENAGER AT THE SAME TIME ON A CAR TRIP Heather:  FIRST SHE ASKS ANNOYING QUESTIONS June:  xDDDDDDDDDDDD Heather:  THEN SHE ACTS LIKE A TEENAGER Heather:  PLAYING WITH THE RADIO Heather:  SINING ALONG Heather:  SWEARING WHEN SHE'S BORED Heather:  SHE IS PLAYING A MINI-GAME
  7. 7. June:  LOL ANDY Heather:  SEEING WHICH WORD WILL BOTHER ART THE MOST Heather:  ALAN HAS PUT HIS EAR BUDS TO GOOD USE June:  LOL Heather:  HE AND ART HAS TEN NICE POINTS Heather:  SO I DUN THINK THEY WOULD LIKE SWEARING VERY MUCH Heather:  HMM Heather:  WAT IS ARISTA DOING DURING ALL THIS? June:  TRYING TO WRITE? Heather:  YESH Heather:  ANDY IS ANNOYING HER Heather:  SHE HAS THREATENED TO STRANGLE HER ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS Heather:  ANDY JUST MADE MOAR HAND GESTURES June:  LOL Heather:  AND TURNED THE RADIO UP June:  EXPRESSIVE DIGITS FTFW Heather:  YES Heather:  ART IS ANNOYED Heather:  THE RADIO IS MUCH TOO LOUD Heather:  "TURN IT DOWN ANDY" Heather:  "I CAN'T CONCENTRATE" Heather:  ANDY SIGHS AND TURNS IT DOWN Heather:  SHE AND ART ARE BEST FRIENDS AFTER ALL
  8. 8. June:  AWW YESH Heather:  (IS TRUE, SOMETHING/70 IN TEH GAME) Heather:  WOO THEY ARRIVED June:  FINALLYZ Heather:  MADNESS ENSUES June:  OH MAN Heather:  EVERYONE TRYING TO GET OUT AT ONCE June:  THEY ARE CRAMPED Heather:  ART JUST STAYS WHERE SHE IS June:  ALAN FALLS ON ARISTA Heather:  UNTIL EVERYONE IS OUT OF HER WAY Heather:  OMGZ LOL June:  TRYING TO GET OUT June:  HE REALLY HAS TO PEE Heather:  YESH Heather:  DON'T THEY ALL? LOL June:  HAHA YESH Heather:  TIRED, CRAMPED, HASING TO USE TEH BATHROOMZ Heather:  NO ONE IS IN A REALLY GOOD MOOD Heather:  ANDY IS THOUGH Heather:  SHE WAS NOT CRAMPED IN TEH FRONT SEAT Heather:  AND SHE WAS THE ONE ANNOYING EVERYONE June:  LOL June:  <3 ANDY
  9. 9. Heather:  YESH Heather:  SHE'S SINGING. AGAIN. June:  HAHA Heather:  ART WANTS AN ADVIL Heather:  NO ONE PACKED ANY June:  OH NOES Heather:  POOR ART Heather:  ALAN GRABBED WHAT HE THOUGHT WAS HIS SUITCASE June:  SHE ARE THE ONLY SANE (WO)MAN Heather:  TURNS OUT HE AND ARISTA HAS SIMILAR SUITCASE Heather:  YOU CAN IMAGINE WHAT HE FOUND WHEN HE OPENED IT UP June:  OH NO Heather:  AND YES, TRUFAX June:  LADY STUFFS Heather:  YESH June:  Y/N June:  xD Heather:  ANDY LAUGHED AT HIM Heather:  &quot;LOL ALAN UR SUCH A WUSSY&quot; June:  LOL YESH, HE'S A PANSY Heather:  PANSY!ALAN FTFW June:  xD Heather:  WE HAS TO POST THIS ON LJ June:  WE NEED TO UPDATE THE POTTERZ
  10. 10. Heather:  YESH Heather:  I WILL PROBABLY DO THAT THIS WEEKEND Heather:  I HAS NO HOMEWORKS June:  WE HAZ ENOUGH FOR VEGAS NAO Heather:  BUT BACK TO TEH HOLLINTERZ Heather:  THEY ARE FUN TO RP/FANFIC ABOUT June:  YESH, THEY RULE Heather:  ESP. WHEN ANDY IS INVOLVED Heather:  SHE JUST MAKES THINGS AWESOME Heather:  SO SHE TELLS ALAN HE IS A PANSY June:  AND NOT THE COOL KIND EITHER Heather:  ARISTA TAKES HER SUITCASE AWAY FROM HIM Heather:  STUFFZ IT BACK IN TEH TRUNK Heather:  NAO THEY FIGHT OVER TEH BATHROOM Heather:  THEY HAS A RACE June:  LOL Heather:  ONLY ART IS ALREADY IN IT June:  LOL SNEAKY!ART Heather:  LOL SHE SNUCK AWAY WHEN THE SUITCASE INCIDENT TOOK PLACE Heather:  AVOIDING TEH FIGHT AND GETTING TEH BATHROOM FIRST = DOUBLE WIN June:  YESH June:  FTW
  11. 11. Heather:  TEH REST OF TEH HOLLINTERS ARE ANNOYED Heather:  &quot;WHY DOES ART GET EVERYTHING FIRST?&quot; Heather:  BECAUSE SHE ARE TEH HEIR OF COURSE June:  &quot;CAUSE I RULE!&quot; SHE YELLS AT THEM THRU THE DOOR Heather:  YESH Heather:  ALAN HAS GONE OFF Heather:  IN TEH WOODS SOMEWHAR Heather:  &quot;SCREW THIS.&quot; June:  LMAO ILY ALAN Heather:  HE DIDN'T FEEL LIKE WAITING Heather:  ARISTA AND ANDY ARE GLARING AT EACH OTHERZ Heather:  NONE OF THEM WANTS TO GO IN TEH WOODS Heather:  ESP. IF ALAN'S IN THERE SOMEWHAR June:  YESH Heather:  ARTEMIS COMES OUT, AND BOTH ARISTA AND ANDY TRY TO GET THROUGH THE DOOR AT ONCE Heather:  ART IS NEARLY TRAMPLED Heather:  POOR ART :( June:  ARISTA AND ANDY GET STUCK IN THE DOOR Heather:  YESH Heather:  LOL June:  SHOVING EACH OTHER Heather:  ART DECIDES TO JUST GO AND SET UP THE TENTS Heather:  YESH
  12. 12. June:  ART ARE RESPONSIBLE Heather:  OF COURSE Heather:  ANDY MANAGES TO GET THE BATHROOM Heather:  SHE KICKS ASS OF COURSE June:  YESH Heather:  ARISTA IS PISSED OFF Heather:  ANDY GETS EVERYTHING SHE WANTS USING VIOLENCE Heather:  SHOTGUN Heather:  BATHROOM Heather:  ETC. June:  LMAO Heather:  ALAN HAS RETURNED Heather:  HE MUST UNTANGLE ART FROM THE TENT June:  THAT'S ANDY Heather:  &quot;HALP!&quot; June:  AWW POOR ART June:  LOL Heather:  &quot;I ARE STUCK IN THE TENT!&quot; Heather:  ALAN IS NOT SUCCESSFUL Heather:  HE IS NOW STUCK TOO Heather:  ANDY HAS COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM Heather:  ARISTA BARELY GAVE HER TIME TO GET OUT June:  LOL Heather:  ANDY TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TENT/ALAN/ART
  13. 13. June:  ARISTA ARE FED UP Heather:  AND FALLS ON THE GROUND LAUGHING June:  LOL ANDY Heather:  SHE DOESN'T EVEN TRY TO HELP THEM Heather:  SHE CAN'T STOP LAUGHING June:  xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Heather:  &quot;ANDY YOU GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND HELP US OUT!&quot; Heather:  SHE EVENTUALLY HELPS THEM OUT Heather:  AFTER WATCHING THEM STRUGGLE FOR A WHILE June:  LOL Heather:  THE HOLLINTERS DO EVENTUALLY GET ALL THE TENTS UP Heather:  THERE IS ONE FOR ALAN Heather:  ONE FOR ART/ANDY TO SHARE Heather:  AND WHAR WILL ARISTA SLEEP? Heather:  HMMMMZ June:  IN A HAMMOCK? Heather:  LOL June:  IZ TEH WEATHER NICE? Heather:  THAT WOULD BE PURE WIN Heather:  I GUESS SO June:  OKAYZ THEN Heather:  ARISTA WOULD FALL OUT OF IT AT SOME POINT Heather:  EVERYONE WOULD BE SLEEPING June:  OH, POOR ARISTA
  14. 14. Heather:  &quot;FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!&quot; Heather:  A LOUD THUD Heather:  &quot;YOU WANTS TO GO INVESTIGATE ART?&quot; Heather:  &quot;NO. I ARE TIRED.&quot; June:  &quot;OKAYZ.&quot; Heather:  THEY ALL GO BACKS TO SLEEP, LOLS Heather:  HMMMM Heather:  THEY WILL HAS TO SET UP A CAMPFIRE June:  ARISTA IS PISSED Heather:  AND MAKE DINNUR Heather:  ARISTA IS BASICALLY PISSED OFF THE ENTIRE TRIP June:  LOL POOR DEAR Heather:  ANDY TRIES TO LIGHT A FIRE June:  OH MAN Heather:  THINGS DO NOT END WELL Heather:  ART TAKES IT AWAY FROM HER Heather:  SHE DOES NOT TRUST ANDY Heather:  &quot;GIMME THAT MATCH&quot; June:  LOL Heather:  BUT EVERYONE HAS TEMPORARILY FORGOTTEN Heather:  THAT ART + FIRE = NO GOOD June:  OH MAN Heather:  ART SETS UH, OMETHING ON FIRE June:  THE GRASS
  15. 15. Heather:  YES June:  SHE SETS THE GRASS ON FIRE Heather:  CAMPFIRE INFERNO June:  SHE DROPS TEH MATCH Heather:  AND THE GRASS IS ABLAZE Heather:  &quot;SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT!&quot; Heather:  ANDY YELLS Heather:  EVERYONE FREAKS OUT June:  RUNNING AROUND June:  SCREAMING Heather:  &quot;WATER! WE NEEDZ WATER!&quot; Heather:  THEY ARE TOO BUSY PANICKING Heather:  LUCKILY....... Heather:  A SHORT DISTANCE AWAY Heather:  THREE TEENS ARE HIKING THROUGH THE WOODS Heather:  (CAN YOU GUESS WHO THEY ARE?) June:  OOH June:  I THINK I CAN Heather:  &quot;ARE YOU SURE WE'RE GOING TEH RIGHT WAY HEATHER?&quot; JUNE ASKS June:  DOES IT RHYME WITH FEATHER, LUNE, AND TYRA? Heather:  &quot;POSITIVE. I WAS A GIRL GUIDE.&quot; Heather:  AND MAKE THAT FOUR TEENS Heather:  HEATHER INSISTED THAT LENNON BE BROUGHT ALONG
  16. 16. June:  OOH Heather:  &quot;UH, DOES ANYONE SEE FIRE?&quot; LENNON ASKS Heather:  THEY ALL LOOK Heather:  &quot;OMGWTF?&quot; June:  &quot;HOLY CRAP, THOSE STUPID PEOPLE SET THE GRASS ON FIRE!&quot; June:   KYRA POINTS OUT Heather:  &quot;WHY ARE THEY GREEN?&quot; Heather:  LENNON WANTS TO KNOW Heather:  &quot;OMGZ GUISE,” Heather:  &quot;I SWEAR I KNOW THOSE PEOPLE!&quot; Heather:  HEATHER SEZ June:  &quot;THIS IS NO TIME FOR RACISM!&quot; I SAY HEROICALLY TO LENNON Heather:  LOL June:  &quot;WE MUST SAVE THEM!&quot; Heather:  WE ALL RUN TOWARDS THE FLAMES Heather:  (NOT TEH SMARTEST IDEA RLY) June:  xD Heather:  AND GASP Heather:  &quot;OMGZ....&quot; Heather:  &quot;ARE...ARE THOSE TEH HOLLINTERS?&quot; June:  &quot;LIKE IT MATTERS! GO GET WATER!&quot; I SAY Heather:  WE HELP THEM PUTS TEH FIRE OUT Heather:  AND THEN MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEAR Heather:  SIMSELVES CAN BE SNEAKEH LIKE THAT
  17. 17. June:  LOLLERSKATES June:  YESH Heather:  TEH HOLLINTERS ARE SLIGHTLY CONFUSED Heather:  BUT MORE IMPORTANT ISSUE: Heather:  THEY ARE HUNGRY June:  O RLY Heather:  YA RLY Heather:  ANDY NEEDZ FOOD Heather:  OR SHE MIGHT THROTTLE SOMEONE Heather:  THEY VOTE THAT ALAN COOKS DINNUR Heather:  (FOR OBVIOUS REASONS) June:  YESH Heather:  SO ALAN STARTS TO COOK UP SOME HOTDOGS Heather:  ANDY CONTEMPLATES THEM Heather:  &quot;DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK THEY LOOK LIKE DIC-&quot; Heather:  &quot;DON'T!&quot; Heather:  ART SEZ June:  *facepalm* Heather:  SHE DOES NOT WANT ANDY TO FINISH TEH SENTENCE Heather:  IT WILL RUIN HER APPETITE Heather:  ARISTA SNORTS Heather:  &quot;YOU WOULD KNOW ANDY“ June:  OMG LOL Heather:  &quot;O RLY?&quot;
  18. 18. Heather:  &quot;YA RLY&quot; Heather:  ANDY TELLS ARISTA TO SHUT UP June:  xDDDDDDDDDD ILY ARISTA June:  BUT ARISTA SPEAKS TEH TRUTH, Y/N? Heather:  &quot;YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN SO STFU.&quot; Heather:  AND Y June:  LOL Heather:  IS TRUE THO Heather:  SO THEY EAT THEIR DINNUR WHEN IT'S DONE Heather:  ANDY IS NOT ALLOWED TO COMMENT ON WHAT SHE THINKS THEY LOOK LIKE June:  LOL Heather:  ARTEMIS DOES NOT EAT ANY Heather:  THNX TO ANDY Heather:  SHE JUST EATS MARSHMELLOWS June:  LOL POOR ART June:  SCARRED4LYFE Heather:  Y Heather:  ANDY ROLLS HER EYEZ Heather:  &quot;YOU GUISE ARE ALL PANSIES.&quot; June:  LOLS Heather:  IT ARE GETTING DARK Heather:  EVRYONE GOES OFF TO BED Heather:  ART/ANDY/ALAN TO THEIR TENTS
  19. 19. Heather:  ARISTA TO HER HAMMOCK June:  LOL HAMMOCK Heather:  YESH Heather:  THEY ALL FALL ASLEEP Heather:  THEY ARE QWITE TIRED Heather:  HMMM Heather:  WHO WOULD WAKE UP FIRST? June:  DUNNO Heather:  MEBBE ART June:  YESH Heather:  THEY ALL SLEEP IN Heather:  BUT ART STILL WAKES UP FIRST Heather:  SHE ARE CONFUSED AT FIRST Heather:  TEH KIDS HAS NOT WOKEN HER UP Heather:  AND ORLANDO IS MISSING....TEHN SHE REMEMBERS WHERE SHE IS Heather:  ANDY IS STILL SLEEPING Heather:  SNORING June:  AWWEH ART! Heather:  SHE UNZIPS TEH TENT Heather:  AND PEERS OUT Heather:  ARISTA IS ALSO ASLEEP Heather:  AND SHE GUESSES ALAN IS STILL IN TEH BED Heather:  SO SHE STEALZ TEH BATHROOM AGAIN
  20. 20. June:  LOL Heather:  SHE ARE GOOD AT IT Heather:  THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH BATHROOMS IN TEH MAIN HOUSE Heather:  SO SHE IS PRACTICED Heather:  A LEAF FALLS ON ARISTA Heather:  IT WAKES HER UP Heather:  AND SHE FALLS OFF TEH HAMMOCK Heather:  FACEPLANTS ONTO TEH GROUND Heather:  WHICH WAKES UP ANDY AND ALAN Heather:  WHO BOTH LOOK TO SEE WHAT TEH NOISE WAS June:  OH NOES Heather:  ANDY LAUGHS Heather:  THEN REALIZES ART IS MISSING June:  xD Heather:  &quot;OMGZ WHARZ ARTEMIS???&quot; June:  EVERYONE FLIPS OUT Heather:  TRYING TO FIND HER Heather:  ARTEMIS COMES OUT OF THE BATHROOM Heather:  &quot;WATCHA GUISE LOOKING FOR?&quot; June:  LMAO Heather:  &quot;WE'RE LOOKING FOR ART.&quot; ANDY SEZ Heather:  NOT REALISING THAT ART IS RIGHT THERE Heather:  THEN SHE LOOKS UP Heather:  &quot;OMG WHAR WERE YOU?!&quot;
  21. 21. Heather:  &quot;I FOUND HER GUISE!&quot; SHE YELLS TO ALAN AND ARISTA June:  LOL Heather:  ANDY GETS BORED Heather:  SHE WANTS TO DO SOMETHING FUN Heather:  WWAD? June:  HMM June:  FIND A CUTE GUY, PERHAPS Heather:  IN TEH WOODZ? Heather:  ARISTA IS TRYING TO WRITE AGAIN June:  I THOUGHT THEY WERE AT A CAMPGROUND? Heather:  YESH Heather:  WITH WOODZ Heather:  I HAS BEEN TO CAMPGROUND WITH WOODZ BEFORE JUNE Heather:  OOH IDEA Heather:  ARISTA IS WRITING ON HER HAMMOCK Heather:  ANDY ARE BORED Heather:  SHE DECIDES TO CLIMB A TREE June:  OH MAN Heather:  SHE GETS PRETTY HIGH UP Heather:  WAVES TO ART AND LAN WHO ARE YELLING AT HER TO COME DOWN Heather:  AND LOSES HER BALANCE Heather:  *WHAM*THUD! Heather:  SHE LANDS ON ARISTA
  22. 22. June:  HAHAHAHAHAHA! Heather:  THEY BOTH FALL OFF THE HAMMOCK Heather:  ARISTA SWEARZ Heather:  SHE ARE NOT HAVING FUN Heather:  &quot;WHOZ IDEA WAS THIS AGAIN???&quot; THE END

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