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Twitter party theory
explained in 20 slides*


        *26 actually. I’ve had to add in a few extras so it makes sense on SlideShare
HOW CAN PEOPLE ‘NOT LIKE’
TWITTER? IT’S LIKE SAYING YOU
DON’T LIKE PARTIES.
THERE’S A PARTY OUT
THERE FOR EVERYONE
‘PARTY’ IS A VERY LOOSE TERM
LOTS OF PEOPLE WANT TO
PARTY WITH ‘CELEBS’
AND ON THE TOPIC OF CELEBS LET’S
NOT FORGET THAT TWITTER IN THE UK
WAS INVENTED BY ROSS AND FRY*
*I THINK IN THE US TWITTER WAS INVTENTED BY OPRAH OR ASHTON, RIGHT?
BUT
IT ISN’T
@WOSSY
OR
@STEPHENFRY’S
PARTY
IT’S
YOURS
AND IF YOU’RE HAVING A SHIT TIME ON
TWITTER IT’S YOUR OWN FAULT. YOU’VE
FALLEN IN WITH THE WRONG CROWD.
"WHEN
        SELECT
  YOU’LL       ING GU
MIX OF    WANT        ESTS F
       CHARA    TO CHO        OR YOU
  WILL A      CTERS     OSE AN       R EVEN
         LL GET     , BUT M     INTERE      T,
INVITE
       PEOPLE   ALONG        AKE SU STING
   WITH O     WHO A    . IT WO      RE THE
          THER D     RE KNO   ULDN’T       Y
                 INNER        WN TO   DO TO
                        GUEST       CLASH
                      HEATED   S OR C
                                     AUSE
                               DEBAT
                                      ES."
                             EXTRACT FROM PARTY ETIQUETTE GUIDE
ON TWITTER THE TABLE PLAN DOESN’T MATTER - THE
GUESTS DON’T KNOW WHO THEY’RE SITTING NEXT TO
H    RE ,
                    O A TS
                W
              TS ONALIS
            ES TI
    VI   GU SA
      TE VER              RE
"IN
        CON        EW GHOA
 G   D
   OO ALLY TH ALOS ON
  ESP ECI     B  NG OUR."
               RI UM
         N
     OW NSETO OF H
  KN SE
   THE IR
                  EXTRACT FROM PARTY ETIQUETTE GUIDE
AND IF YOU SUDDENLY DECIDE YOU DON’T WANT
SOMEONE AROUND, REMOVING THEM IS SIMPLE
AND IF SOMEONE INVITES YOU TO THEIR PARTY YOU
DON’T HAVE TO FEEL COMPELLED TO INVITE THEM BACK
LE
               OP T
             PE A
            F TS
           O N
         ES WA
       YP E
      T N
    5 -O
THE NO        PARTY
   AT WITTER
TH R T
 THEI
I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL
I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL
I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL
I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL
I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL
I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL
I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL
I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL
I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL
I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL
I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL
I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL
I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL
I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL
I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL
I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL
I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL
I JUST SAID SOMETHINGOM
              ISHCORP.C COOL
          UBB
         R SOMETHING COOL
I JUST SAID
          P.S. I DID SAY HOW MUCH I LOVED NATHAN AND HIS BLOG -

I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL
          EVEN IF HIS AUTO-POST MAKES ME NOT WANT TO BE HIS
          FRIEND ANY MORE...
YOU’LL
(IF SHE    NEVER
        HE
SHE’LL ARS ME T     GUESS
      BE MY F    ELLING
             RIEND..
                    .)
                          WHAT
                        YOU WH
                              AT SHE      SHE SA
                                       JUST SA  ID!
                                            ID MAY
                                                  BE
DON’T BE A
 RETW EET
   SLAG
HEY LISTEN TO US.
      WE’RE TALKING

              YES WE ARE TALKING. LOUD.
                       A LOT.


 BUT YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT
WE’RE TALKING ABOUT. HA HA.


            IT’S PRIVATE. BUT WE’RE TALKING
                  IN PUBLIC. HA HA HA.
I BET YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT WE’RE TALKING ABOUT.


                YEAH, I BET THEY DO...



    OH. NO ONE CARES.


              HAHAHA. REMEMBER THAT
            CONVERSATION WE JUST HAD!!!
I BET YOU WANT TO US.
     HEY LISTEN TO KNOW
WHAT WE’RE TALKING ABOUT.
       WE’RE TALKING



  RESPECT     YES WE ARE TALKING. LOUD.
                 YEAH, I A LOT.
                         BET THEY DO...




   THE @
 BUT YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT
     OH. NO ONE CARES.
WE’RE TALKING ABOUT. HA HA.


            IT’SHAHAHA. REMEMBER TALKING
                 PRIVATE. BUT WE’RE THAT
             CONVERSATION WE HA HA.
                  IN PUBLIC. HA JUST HAD!!!
“I’VE JUST INSTALLED THIS WICKED
THING. IT MAGICALLY MAKES
EVERYONE WANT TO FOLLOW ME”
D  ON’  T BE
           N IDIOTWICKED
        AINSTALLED THIS
“I’VE JUST
THING. IT MAGICALLY MAKES
EVERYONE WANT TO FOLLOW ME”
DON’T ACT LIKE A
GIBBERING COKEHEAD
AN
          W URTS
        IT YO
      TA O
    IN T
  IA
@ OME           OU!
    C
TO TY - THA NK Y
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A Party Theory of Twitter

  • 1. Iain Tait from Poke Twitter party theory explained in 20 slides* *26 actually. I’ve had to add in a few extras so it makes sense on SlideShare
  • 2. HOW CAN PEOPLE ‘NOT LIKE’ TWITTER? IT’S LIKE SAYING YOU DON’T LIKE PARTIES.
  • 3. THERE’S A PARTY OUT THERE FOR EVERYONE
  • 4. ‘PARTY’ IS A VERY LOOSE TERM
  • 5. LOTS OF PEOPLE WANT TO PARTY WITH ‘CELEBS’
  • 6. AND ON THE TOPIC OF CELEBS LET’S NOT FORGET THAT TWITTER IN THE UK WAS INVENTED BY ROSS AND FRY* *I THINK IN THE US TWITTER WAS INVTENTED BY OPRAH OR ASHTON, RIGHT?
  • 8. IT’S YOURS AND IF YOU’RE HAVING A SHIT TIME ON TWITTER IT’S YOUR OWN FAULT. YOU’VE FALLEN IN WITH THE WRONG CROWD.
  • 9. "WHEN SELECT YOU’LL ING GU MIX OF WANT ESTS F CHARA TO CHO OR YOU WILL A CTERS OSE AN R EVEN LL GET , BUT M INTERE T, INVITE PEOPLE ALONG AKE SU STING WITH O WHO A . IT WO RE THE THER D RE KNO ULDN’T Y INNER WN TO DO TO GUEST CLASH HEATED S OR C AUSE DEBAT ES." EXTRACT FROM PARTY ETIQUETTE GUIDE
  • 10. ON TWITTER THE TABLE PLAN DOESN’T MATTER - THE GUESTS DON’T KNOW WHO THEY’RE SITTING NEXT TO
  • 11.
  • 12. H RE , O A TS W TS ONALIS ES TI VI GU SA TE VER RE "IN CON EW GHOA G D OO ALLY TH ALOS ON ESP ECI B NG OUR." RI UM N OW NSETO OF H KN SE THE IR EXTRACT FROM PARTY ETIQUETTE GUIDE
  • 13. AND IF YOU SUDDENLY DECIDE YOU DON’T WANT SOMEONE AROUND, REMOVING THEM IS SIMPLE
  • 14. AND IF SOMEONE INVITES YOU TO THEIR PARTY YOU DON’T HAVE TO FEEL COMPELLED TO INVITE THEM BACK
  • 15. LE OP T PE A F TS O N ES WA YP E T N 5 -O THE NO PARTY AT WITTER TH R T THEI
  • 16. I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL
  • 17. I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHINGOM ISHCORP.C COOL UBB R SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID P.S. I DID SAY HOW MUCH I LOVED NATHAN AND HIS BLOG - I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL EVEN IF HIS AUTO-POST MAKES ME NOT WANT TO BE HIS FRIEND ANY MORE...
  • 18. YOU’LL (IF SHE NEVER HE SHE’LL ARS ME T GUESS BE MY F ELLING RIEND.. .) WHAT YOU WH AT SHE SHE SA JUST SA ID! ID MAY BE
  • 19. DON’T BE A RETW EET SLAG
  • 20. HEY LISTEN TO US. WE’RE TALKING YES WE ARE TALKING. LOUD. A LOT. BUT YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE TALKING ABOUT. HA HA. IT’S PRIVATE. BUT WE’RE TALKING IN PUBLIC. HA HA HA.
  • 21. I BET YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT WE’RE TALKING ABOUT. YEAH, I BET THEY DO... OH. NO ONE CARES. HAHAHA. REMEMBER THAT CONVERSATION WE JUST HAD!!!
  • 22. I BET YOU WANT TO US. HEY LISTEN TO KNOW WHAT WE’RE TALKING ABOUT. WE’RE TALKING RESPECT YES WE ARE TALKING. LOUD. YEAH, I A LOT. BET THEY DO... THE @ BUT YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT OH. NO ONE CARES. WE’RE TALKING ABOUT. HA HA. IT’SHAHAHA. REMEMBER TALKING PRIVATE. BUT WE’RE THAT CONVERSATION WE HA HA. IN PUBLIC. HA JUST HAD!!!
  • 23. “I’VE JUST INSTALLED THIS WICKED THING. IT MAGICALLY MAKES EVERYONE WANT TO FOLLOW ME”
  • 24. D ON’ T BE N IDIOTWICKED AINSTALLED THIS “I’VE JUST THING. IT MAGICALLY MAKES EVERYONE WANT TO FOLLOW ME”
  • 25. DON’T ACT LIKE A GIBBERING COKEHEAD
  • 26. AN W URTS IT YO TA O IN T IA @ OME OU! C TO TY - THA NK Y PAR