2. Here Is A List Of Reasons Why
You Should Let Me Hug Your
Tummy
It appears to be the most wonderful
tummy I have ever seen
I would like to see if this is true. For
science, you know?
Hugging is proven to be good for
relieving stress and boosting the
metabolism
It would make me happy
It would make you happy
My hugs may feel like teddy bears and
babies
4. What You Could Be
Missing
Maybe I give KILLER tummy hugs
You wont know unless you let me try
it!
If you like it, we can do it more in the
future
Less stress means you live longer
So, essentially, I am saving your life
All the cool people are
hugging now-a-days, and
I think you’re pretty dang
rad, man. (Rad means
cool)
5. Hugging Benefits
Hugging is natural, organic, sweet, and free
of pesticides and preservatives
Hugging has no calories or caffeine
There are no removable parts or batteries
There are no monthly payments, it is theft-
proof, non polluting, and free.
Hugging assists the bodies immune system,
reduces stress, cures depression, and helps
sleep
Hugs can be shared anywhere!
6. The Downsides
I think I’ve made my
point.
7. I Will Definitely Make
You Ice Cream
Let me hug your tummy and I will
personally dish you out a bowl of
cookies and cream ice cream, with
caramel and chocolate syrup. **
I might even go to the store and buy
cookies to crush up in it, or a candy
bar.
* I cannot promise you wont fall in love with me after eating it
**I will promise that I wont roofy it, however.
8. A Graph of What Would
Happen If I Hugged Your
Tummy
You
Happiness Level
Me
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 Time Of Hugging (minutes)
9. Now Let Us Review
Positives Of Letting Me Hug Your Tummy
You will enjoy it
You will live longer
I might be good at it
You will get ice cream
Negatives