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Grammaradv

  1. 1. Grammar Advice (Tongue in Cheek)
  2. 2. Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
  3. 3. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with .
  4. 4. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
  5. 5. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
  6. 6. Kill all exclamation points!!!
  7. 7. Use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.
  8. 8. No sentence fragments .
  9. 9. Don't use no double negatives.
  10. 10. One-word sentences? Eliminate.
  11. 11. The passive voice is to be avoided .
  12. 12. Never use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice.
  13. 13. Profanity is for asses .
  14. 14. Understatement is always the absolute best way to put forth Earthshaking ideas.
  15. 15. Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not needed.
  16. 16. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
  17. 17. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

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