Grammar Advice (Tongue in Cheek)
<ul><li>Verbs  has  to agree with their subjects. </li></ul><ul><li>Prepositions are not words to end sentences  with . </...
<ul><li>Don't  use  no  double negatives. </li></ul><ul><li>One-word sentences? Eliminate. </li></ul><ul><li>The passive v...
<ul><li>12. Profanity is for asses. </li></ul><ul><li>13. Understatement is always the absolute best way to put forth Eart...
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Grammar Advice

  1. 1. Grammar Advice (Tongue in Cheek)
  2. 2. <ul><li>Verbs has to agree with their subjects. </li></ul><ul><li>Prepositions are not words to end sentences with . </li></ul><ul><li>And don't start a sentence with a conjunction. </li></ul><ul><li>It is wrong to ever split an infinitive. </li></ul><ul><li>No sentence fragments. </li></ul>
  3. 3. <ul><li>Don't use no double negatives. </li></ul><ul><li>One-word sentences? Eliminate. </li></ul><ul><li>The passive voice is to be avoided. </li></ul><ul><li>Never use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice. </li></ul><ul><li>Kill all exclamation points!!! </li></ul><ul><li>Use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them. </li></ul>
  4. 4. <ul><li>12. Profanity is for asses. </li></ul><ul><li>13. Understatement is always the absolute best way to put forth Earthshaking ideas. </li></ul><ul><li>14. Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not needed. </li></ul><ul><li>Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement. And finally. . . </li></ul><ul><li>Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. </li></ul>

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