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How to Bullshit about
Agile.
Tomas Kejzlar
AgilePrague, 12th September 2017
Bullshit is easy. And it is
everywhere around us.
What do we think are the
truths and bullsthits
about agility?
How to recognize bullshit
then?
Talking about stuff instead of
doing it
Image©JosaJúnior,https://www.flickr.com/photos/josa/
Offering ”sellable” solutions to
whatever problems you have
Image©NigelMurray,https://www.flickr.com/photos/nigelmurraysphotography/
Using meaningless buzzwords
instead of real content
Image©Japanexperterna.se,https://www.flickr.com/photos/68532869@N08/
Nice and likeable phrases with no
scientific backing
Image©SteveDavis,https://www.flickr.com/photos/128573122@N05/
Avoiding answers to direct
questions
Image©JonPinder,https://www.flickr.com/photos/rofanator/
And how to prevent it or
eliminate it?
Ask yourself
Are we taking small steps, evaluating
them, learning from them and feeding it
back to subsequent steps we make?
Image©ulalume,https://www.flickr.com/photos/bunnylounge/
Design, run and evaluate
“experiments”
Image©*vlad*,https://www.flickr.com/photos/306/
Before you change things, ask yourself:
WHY?
FOR WHAT PURPOSE?
Image©Eric,https://www.flickr.com/photos/emagic/
And above all: be skeptical!
Image©SprottMoney,https://www.flickr.com/photos/105572614@N04/
Want to learn more?
Read:
https://www.happymelly.com/how-to-stop-bullshit/
Listen to: http://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/id/5504704/tdest_id/402889
Follow me:
@skepticagilist
www.skepticalagile.com

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How to Bullshit about Agile?

  • 1. How to Bullshit about Agile. Tomas Kejzlar AgilePrague, 12th September 2017
  • 2. Bullshit is easy. And it is everywhere around us.
  • 3. What do we think are the truths and bullsthits about agility?
  • 4.
  • 5.
  • 6.
  • 7.
  • 8.
  • 9.
  • 10.
  • 11.
  • 12.
  • 13.
  • 14. How to recognize bullshit then?
  • 15. Talking about stuff instead of doing it Image©JosaJúnior,https://www.flickr.com/photos/josa/
  • 16. Offering ”sellable” solutions to whatever problems you have Image©NigelMurray,https://www.flickr.com/photos/nigelmurraysphotography/
  • 17. Using meaningless buzzwords instead of real content Image©Japanexperterna.se,https://www.flickr.com/photos/68532869@N08/
  • 18. Nice and likeable phrases with no scientific backing Image©SteveDavis,https://www.flickr.com/photos/128573122@N05/
  • 19. Avoiding answers to direct questions Image©JonPinder,https://www.flickr.com/photos/rofanator/
  • 20. And how to prevent it or eliminate it?
  • 21. Ask yourself Are we taking small steps, evaluating them, learning from them and feeding it back to subsequent steps we make? Image©ulalume,https://www.flickr.com/photos/bunnylounge/
  • 22. Design, run and evaluate “experiments” Image©*vlad*,https://www.flickr.com/photos/306/
  • 23. Before you change things, ask yourself: WHY? FOR WHAT PURPOSE? Image©Eric,https://www.flickr.com/photos/emagic/
  • 24. And above all: be skeptical! Image©SprottMoney,https://www.flickr.com/photos/105572614@N04/
  • 25. Want to learn more? Read: https://www.happymelly.com/how-to-stop-bullshit/ Listen to: http://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/id/5504704/tdest_id/402889 Follow me: @skepticagilist www.skepticalagile.com