2. Step 1: Create founder Zordon Morphin to begin adopting 26 kids with attitude after watching way too many episodes of
Power Rangers and realizing you can finally play Sims 3 on your new fast computer. Also, so you can see if there is any way
to make yourself enjoy playing sim teenagers.
Side note: Discover what Zordon really did while the rangers weren’t in the command center: Make Inappropriate posts on
internet forums. Le Gasp!
3. Step 2: Recruit/adopt child number one into this craziness.
Unfortunately, you can’t just adopt them as teens. Oh well
this way you get to know each bunch a little longer. Name
him Adam and discover he is destined to be the blue ranger.
4. Step 3: Become incredibly amused and
immature upon discovering Adam dances ALL
THE TIME. Silly Adam, you’re name is not Zack.
5. Step 4: Become amused once again when
recruit number two Billy decides he wants
to invent stuff.
6. Step 5: Discover Billy is destined to be the first Yellow
Ranger.
Side note: I’m using randomizer to discover what color
each recruit is assigned.
7. Step 6: Be thrilled when recruits choose
to bond with each other on freewill.
8. Step 7: Be glad at least one person can get
Zordon to stop making inappropriate forum
posts for well a second or two.
9. Step 8: Adopt Cassidy. Make her the first white ranger and
discover she really wants to take ballet and that she has the
dramatic trait.
Be amused. Very amused.
10. Step 9: LOVE the randomizer gods for granting my wish
that child D should be a boy so I can name him Devin.
You cannot have Cassidy without Devin.
12. Step 11: Realize all Adam wants to do is
dance…and convince the entire world to
dance with him.
13. Step 12: See the kids DO leave the house. Cassidy
researched the supermarket…probably looking for dirt for her
next school news repot. /shifty
14. Step 13: Realize doing school work when you live in such a
pig sty with brothers and an Insane, Inappropriate, Childish,
Slob adoptive father is really really difficult.
15. Step 14: Scream when another brother joins the
house. Some kid named Ethan.
Bestow upon Ethan the power of the red ranger.
16. Step 15: Aww look making friends with people outside
of the command center.
Please note I am pleased that Ethan has recessives.
18. Step 17: Pull an all nighter in order to fine
tune one’s sand castle building technique.
19. Step 18: Thank Plumbob ! Another girl.
Name her Fuchsia after an obscure wild west ranger
character just because and discover her purpleness.
20. Step 19: Discover the command center
finally has a sane resident. Poor girl.
21. Step 20: New recruit bonds with only other
female in the house and her sidekick Devin.
22. Step 21: Yep more inappropriate posts put
all over the internet. Makes note to give
Zordon a hobby.
23. Step 22: Yes I named you Goldar…no need
to look so smug black “ranger” nor break
the fourth wall.
24. Step 23: With the first full house take family on first
adventure. *cough*
I mean really really expensive team building exercise.
25. Step 24: Not be sure if you should slam your head into wall in
frustration or want to reach in and give Adam a virtual hug….
Virtual HUG!!!!!!!!!!! I Love you Adam.
26. Step 25: Realize Sims 3 adopted kids are way cuter than Sims 2
adopted children.
I mean dear lord Goldar is so freakin adorable. It’s just not right. I’m
crushing on a pixelated version of Goldar.
27. Step 26: Well at least one recruit understands the point
of this outing.
Billy you are awesome.
28. Step 27: Start the theory that ranger girls only bond
because there are always so few of them…..
I mean Cassidy and Fuchsia couldn’t be more different.
29. Step 28: Fuchsia will have a Lifetime
Wish related to books I just know it.
30. Step 29: Ranger exclusive Goldar and Adam become BEST
FRIENDS.
Author’s Note: This is not big news Cassidy…now Jason and
Goldar becoming BEST friends…THAT would be a story.
31. Step 30: Have first recruit get their Lifetime Wish. No not Billy.
Goldar…He wants to be a Grand Master of Chess.
*giggles* Goldar a master of logic and reason.
*pats cute little Goldar on the head*
32. Step 31: Dress up in princess costume and PROVE that
yes indeed you do have the dramatic trait down pat.
And to DEMAND more screen time from the author.
33. Step 32: Return home from vacation and
actually agree to go out of the house to find
scrap for Billy’s wacky inventions.
34. Step 33: Realize that if there was such a thing as influence in
Sims 3 Cassidy would SO be using it on Devin
ALL THE TIME>
35. Step 34: Get ready for the first teen of the challenge…and to
really discover if this challenge will indeed make me FINALLY
like playing sims teens or not.
36. Step 35: Grow up in perfectly
appropriate everyday attire.
37. Step 36: Grow up the same night as Adam despite being
adopted a day later. Get makeover to have appropriately
colored clothes and then make a beeline for the invention
work bench.
38. Step 37: End chapter with Teen Adam going to work out
because he’s fat…
With all the dancing he does he should NOT be fat.
See you soon!