2. Laitus, โIโm only going to ask you once: why are you out of your grave mid-day?โ Abhijeet, โYou killed me! I should scare you for that.โ Laitus, โBig deal. Now get lost. Iโve got fish to eat and a special someone to invite back over and I donโt need ghosts causing trouble.โ Abhijeet, โOk, fine. Be that way.โ
3. A short phone call later and Rodney Jung is at the door step. Rodney, โWhoโs that guy?โ Laitus, โOh Abhijeet? Donโt worry about him. Heโs just here to knock over my trash can again.โ Abhijeet, โThatโs right, dudette. Show you not to surf in waves you werenโt meant to.โ
4. Laitus, โIโm going to be forward with you Rodney: I want you. I need you. I love you. Can you ask of those same things from me? Certainly and I will give them to you. But most importantly of all, ever since I saw you. Well, ok, this sounds creepy, but I just want to have your child. Is that too much to ask? That youโll bed with me in the chance of a child.โ I still donโt know how I strike up the nerve to say such things. Rodney, โOh baby, Iโd bed with a beautiful woman like you for any reason.โ
5. Laitus, โIf that is how your heart dances to the beat, then maybe youโll also accept my proposal for marriage?โ Rodney, โReally, Wow, this is going so fast andโฆ we just met.โ Laitus, โBut the attraction is there, is it not? Could this perhaps be fate? Trust in your feelings, Rodney.โ Rodney, โOh, alright. I accept then.โ
6. Laitus, โErrr, well, might as well tie the knot right now.โ Rodney, โReally? Shouldnโt there be a ceremony?โ Laitus, โIโm not really into the formal stuff. Just a simple ring exchange will do for me.โ Rodney, โWhat about witnesses?โ Laitus, โPlenty that you donโt even realize.โ Rodney, โVery well. I take this ring that somehow popped into my pocket and shall take you as my wife.โ
7. Laitus, โAnd here comes number five.โ Rodney, โWhatโs that about five?โ Laitus, โJust keeping tally of some silly mind game I play in my head.โ
8. Laitus, โWhew. To think I have to do this with at least five other guys. I just hope conceiving a child will be as easy as the last three. Well, maybe it could use some work if I really like the guy. But thenโฆ *sigh* Canโt get too attached. Donโt want to be struck by that nasty fear of not wanting them dead. Thatโs the whole point in marrying them.โ
9. Laitus, โStill in your underwear I see.โ Rodney, โJust hadnโt changed yet is all.โ Laitus, God I hope I donโt fear the death of Rodney. Maybe I just need to sleep it over. Thatโs it. A nice snooze should make sure that Iโve made up my mind on whether I see him gone sooner or later.
10. One thing is certain though and that is Rodney has worked well in helping a child start itโs journey.
11. Dear Diary, A lot has happened since Iโve written in you. First off I met this really pretty lady. And then we got married. And then we made woo hoo. She tells me sheโs having my baby! I donโt know what to think. At least I will have an heir.
12. She also has a nice TV. Rodney Jung Stats: Moved in with $7000 4/7/8/3/3 personality Fortune LTW Chief of Staff Turn On Underwear, Cooks / Off Custom Hair
14. As the morning sun rises over the horizon, Laitus does make a call of judgment. Laitus, โItโs cool. Rodney can die.โ
15. Poor Rodneyโฆ They say while pulling weeds he offended the fictional weed eating beetle that supposedly eats all the weeds on a property lot. Instead, they ate Rodney leaving behind a pile of ashes and a floating wedding band.
16. Grim, โWell this is a change, normally the wife is standing close by when I come to take the body. She must not have liked this guy in the least.โ
18. Oh but how hard Laitus cried. Of all the husbands before she may have shed a bout of tears once, but Rodney. Rodney is the first to receive such grieving.
19. Laitus, โOh, hello again Wolfgang. Yes, another husband has died through some mysterious circumstances. Oh, yes I will be collecting on the life insurance policy. How did he die? Oh some weed eating beetles were angry that he was plucking away their food supply.โ
22. And here is Lucy all toddler-ified. And her first act as a toddler is to go to the bathroom in Laitusโ arms. Personality stats of 7/6/1/10/6 The first child to have a bounty of nice points instead of none at all. Whoo!
23. Cooper, โBoo hoo, I canโt believe I fell for this trap. And now Iโm a ghost for all time.โ Cooperโs not a bad ghost. Sure he haunts, butโฆ no scaring anyone at all.
24. Laitus, โYou have a bunny speaking toy and a teddy bear and you choose to cause the trouble with the toilet. Whatever am I going to do with you?โ
25. Yes, I am just a touch shocked that Laitus is furious with Lucy. Not entirely sure what caused this to happen in the first place. The only thing that comes to mind is when the toddler wet the diaper while in Laitusโ arms. I donโt see how playing in the toilet could have caused it.
26. Laitus, โAs many kids as Iโve already had and all the ones I know Iโll have in the future, Iโm surprised that the first baby bump still surprises me.โ
27. Laitus, โLucy, youโre going to be special. Of all the kids Iโve had so far, youโll be the first Iโll teach how to talk. It was very difficult to squeeze in the time between all the other events, but not this time.โ
30. Laitus, โHello, Ti-Ning. No I canโt go out on an outing with you. Iโd need to hire a nanny first and youโll probably scold me for being late for the event. Maybe we could see each other some other time though?โ
31. Just a moment of joy as both family members enjoy sometime at play. Laitus enjoys a game of pinball (gaming being her ideal hobby) whilst Lucy finally discovers the teddy bear.
33. Good thing Laitus can afford to get rid of those roaches through hired help with all the life insurance sheโs claimed. No need for bad VERMIN! Memories when perfectly good exterminator can have them instead.
34. To make the pregnancies go by much easier (hopefully) an espresso machine is purchased. With so much time starting to feel wasted getting in and out of bed at the beck and call of kidsโฆ liquid energy seems to be the way to go.
35. Lucy, โMama!โ Laitus, โVery good. Now try another word.โ Lucy, โGhost!โ Laitus, โNo ghosts in here though.โ Looks like Weylon has come to see the fruit of his loins. Hope heโs happy to see little Lucy.
36. Meanwhile , Laitus screams bloody murder as the next child is born. However, for some odd reason I canโt seem to find any photos of the baby being born for this update. Guess weโll have to wait til next time.
37. Score 45 points from the last update +5 points for the wedding +5 points for Rodneyโs death +2 points for the proposal accepted +2 for the pregnancy +1 for Lucy growing up well ------------------------------------------------- 60 points!
38. Jeannie, โMr. Roseland, today is a special day for me not you. So get off the phone and watch me grow up. And could you please put on some clothes. Itโs embarrassing enough as it is.โ
39. Jeannie, โI wishโฆ I wish to be able to call Mr. Roseland Cyd just to spite him as a teenager.โ
40. And lo, Jeannie grows into a wonderful looking teenager. She rolls popularity and with a LTW of being The Law. Why do I sense trouble with that. Teenager wanting to be in control of the societal laws? Turn on: Hard Working, Jobless Off: Charisma
41. Cyd, โWhere are you going, little miss?โ Jeannie, โLittle miss? Excuse me, Cyd, but Iโm off to spend my birthday money. Iโm not going to sit around and pounce about in these horrible looking clothes. Theyโre incredibly itchy against my skin.โ
42. And off Jeannie goes to the wonderful store of Cold Issue Clothing, the most happening clothes store in all of the downtown area it seems.
43. Jeannie, โFirst things first: any good teenager nowadays just has to have a cell phone. How else am I going to call up Chuck or Jerry with that doofus on the phone all the time.โ