2. I’m really cool, man.
0 Like the coolest of the cool. THE COLDEST of the
COLD.
0 I make the Ice Age look like a weekend trip to Miami,
Florida in the summertime.
3. U R pretty cool 2
0 My coolness plus your coolness.
0 Watch out global warming.
0 I don’t know where that came from, please excuse me.
4. I am lord of swag
0 You can’t resist the lord of swag
0 My swag is so swagalicious that turning down this
swag is a crime
0 I am better than swagjericus
0 You know it
5. We are kind of already dating
kind of
0 So why not go out to a stupid dance with me
0 A stupid dance with no punch bowl becuz apparently
those aren’t used anymore.
0 I am actually really upset about the punch bowl.