3. recursief acronym
SPARKS := Smart Programmers Are Required to
Know SPARKS
EINE := EINE Is Not Emacs
ZWEI := ZWEI Was EINE Initially
4. GNU := GNU’s Not Unix (Richard Stallman)
GOD := GOD Over Djinn
JOE := Joe's Own Editor
KDE := KDE Desktop Environment
LAME := LAME Ain’t an MP3 Encoder (Mike Cheng)
PHP := PHP Hypertext Processor
PINE := PINE Is Nearly Elm
PNG := PNG's Not GIF
RPM := RPM Package Manager
SPARQL := SPARQL Protocol And RDF Query Language
TIP := TIP Isn't Pico
UIRA := UIRA Isn't a Recursive Acronym
VISA := VISA International Service Association
Wine := Wine Is Not an Emulator
XNA := XNA is Not an Acronym
YAML := Yet Another Markup Language
YAML := YAML Ain't Markup Language
YAProlog := Yet Another Prologrolog
5. ATM machine := Automated Teller Machine machine
LCD display := Liquid Crystal Display display
PIN number := Personal Identification Number
number
laser light := light amplification by stimulated
emission of radiation light
CSS sheet := Cascading Style Sheets sheet
RAS syndrome := Redundant Acronym Syndrome
syndrome
PNS syndrome := PIN Number Syndrome syndrome
:= Personal Identification Number Number
Syndrome syndrome
RAP phrases := Redundant Acronym Phrase phrases
7. mutually recursive acronyms
HURD := HIRD of Unix-Replacing Daemons
HIRD := HURD of Interfaces Representing Depth
Brain := Brian Relates Any Independent Node
Brian := Brain Implements A Network
9. alfabetzin
Als behaarde chimpansees door een fantastisch gelukkig huwelijk
idyllische jongen krijgen, laat ma na over pa's quotum ruzieachtige
stekeligheden te uiten, vermits wederzijdse x-chromosomen ijverig
zijn.
Alle Benficaspelers concludeerden dat elf Feijenoorders geen
houterige imbeciele Jan Klaassens leken maar nijvere, ongeëvenaarde,
prettige, qualitatief rustige spelers, tegelijk uitstekende voetballers
wier x-benen ijverig zwoegden.
Alhoewel bij communisten de eerste furie geluwd heet, is jullie keuze
langs matige neutraliteit om, politiek quasi realistisch, stellig te
utopistisch van werkwijze, xantippisch ijzerhard zelfs.
11. lipogram
Een vreemde heerscher betreedt BERTHES erfdeel.
Geen der edelen wederspreekt des wreeden
WERNERS recht, het recht des sterksten. De
vreemde heerscher, ten zetel der Wenden
verheven, geeft het bevel: “Breng BERTHE weg.
Geen mensch helpe de wervende: geen mensch
geve der vernederde eten, dek en legerstede.”
LENNEP, den zevenden September.
12. I pop a pussy person for purposefully perpetrating
Point the pistol and pull it, this punk is impersonating
My people pack P-89's for prime time
They parolin my posse, Im pickin up pom-pom's
Personally I preach prophecy
These punks puttin out poems about pimping, pushing and property
Please, people ain't prepared to be persuaded by political
paraphrases they printing in the papers
I'm positioning my peers to pump-pump
Put the pound to the pig, just let 'em pump pump
I pause for you people to peep the letter P
Poetically put in a paragraph so perfectly
No I ain't a P-I-M-P, but I do got a pistol in my pocket perpetrate and
I'll pop it
Prince my pitbull, go ahead try and pet it
See if you dont leave this place with paramedics
14. korte gedichten
"Hier ligt poot / Hij is dood" [De Schoolmeester]
"Fleas / Adam / Had'em" [Strickland Gillilan]
"Me / We" [Muhammed Ali]
"Why?" [Charles Ghigna]
15. korte verhalen
For sale: baby shoes, never worn.
[Ernest Hemmingway]
Houston, we have a problem.
[J. Matthew Zoss]
16. lange woorden
antidisestablishmentarianism
floccinaucinihilipilification
vervoerdersaansprakelijkheidsverzekering
overeenstemmingsbeoordelingsprocedure
het langste woord past niet op een slide
(PowerPoint loopt dan vast)
28. BEFOREHAND: close door, each window & exit; wait until time.
open spellbook, study, read (scan, select, tell us);
write it, print the hex while each watches,
reverse its length, write again;
kill spiders, pop them, chop, split, kill them.
unlink arms, shift, wait & listen (listening, wait),
sort the flock (then, warn the "goats" & kill the "sheep");
kill them, dump qualms, shift moralities,
values aside, each one;
die sheep! die to reverse the system
you accept (reject, respect);
next step,
kill the next sacrifice, each sacrifice,
wait, redo ritual until "all the spirits are pleased";
do it ("as they say").
do it(*everyone***must***participate***in***forbidden**s*e*x*).
return last victim; package body;
exit crypt (time, times & "half a time") & close it,
select (quickly) & warn your next victim;
AFTERWORDS: tell nobody.
wait, wait until time;
wait until next year, next decade;
sleep, sleep, die yourself,
die at last
29. APPEAL:
listen (please, please);
open yourself, wide;
join (you, me),
connect (us,together),
tell me.
do something if distressed;
@dawn, dance;
@evening, sing;
read (books,$poems,stories) until peaceful;
study if able;
write me if-you-please;
sort your feelings, reset goals, seek (friends, family, anyone);
do*not*die (like this)
if sin abounds;
keys (hidden), open (locks, doors), tell secrets;
do not, I-beg-you, close them, yet.
accept (yourself, changes),
bind (grief, despair);
require truth, goodness if-you-will, each moment;
select (always), length(of-days)
30. London
1791 – William Blake
I wander thro' each charter'd street,
Near where the charter'd Thames does flow,
And mark in every fact I meet
Marks of weakness, marks of woe.
In every cry of every Man,
In every Infant's cry of fear,
In every voice, in every ban,
The mind-forg'd manacles I hear.
How the Chimney-sweeper's cry
Every black'ning Church appalls;
And the hapless Soldier's sigh
Runs in blood down Palace walls.
But most thro' midnight streets I hear
How the youthful Harlot's curse
Blasts the new born Infant's tear,
And blights with plagues the Marriage hearse.
32. sub CryOfEveryMan {
my $index = shift;
# Because a child may belong to one or more SocialClass
# traverse the list adding the prospects of that SocialClass
foreach my $Class (@SocialClasses){
# Add the contents of this $Class to $DeadChildIndex->{$Index}
# Class attribute
if( $Class eq $DeadChildIndex->{$Index}->{Class}){
$DeadChildIndex->{$Index}->{Class} = %{$Class} ;
}else{
warn "$DeadChildIndex->{$Index}->{Name} is not a member of = $Classn";
}
}
$DeadChildIndex->{$Index}->{Class} = %{UncategorisedVictim} if ! $DeadChildIndex-
>{$Index}->{Class};
# The average daily scream output of fear for the period 1792-2002 is 6.
my $TotalDaysLived = ($DeadChildIndex->{$Index}->{Class}->{LifeExpectancy} * 365)
# Calculate the gross $Lung Capacity For Screaming for this child
my $LungCapacityForScreaming = &Get_VitalLungCapacity(%{$DeadChildIndex-
>{$Index}}) * $TotalDaysLived;
# asign to $DeadChildIndex->{$Index}->{ScreamInFear}
$DeadChildIndex->{$Index}->{ScreamInFear} = $LungCapacityForScreaming;
}
37. Schaeckbert
Matthijs de Castelein, 1548, De const van
rhetoriken
Ballade: ababbcbc ababbcbc ababbcbc cbbc
Woorden groeperen op basis van eindrijm
38 balladen…
of toch 4.096?
45. (3) Stijlkenmerken
Meta-regels op vocabulaire en syntax
Bv. ballade: het laatste woord van de eerste zin moet
rijmen op het laatste woord van de derde zin.
ababbcbc
46. (4) Semantiek
Richard Montague
Parallel tussen natuurlijke taal en logica
∀𝑥 𝑀𝑀𝑀 𝑥 ∨ 𝑉𝑉𝑉𝑉𝑉 𝑥 →⊡ (𝑔𝑔𝑔𝑔𝑔𝑔𝑔𝑔 𝑥, 𝑡2
“Betert dee man en wijf”
> 𝑔𝑔𝑔𝑔𝑔𝑔𝑔𝑔 𝑥, 𝑡1 )
47. (5) Narratologie
Meta-regels op semantisch niveau
De derde zoon = de held van het verhaal.
De stiefdochter = de verloren prinses.
48. Vertelstructuur
• 1928, Vladimir Propp , morfologie van het
toversprookje
• 32 functies & 7 karakters genereren alle
Russische toversprookjes (en oneindig veel
meer)
• 5de eeuw, Liu Xie, Wenxin diaolong, analyse
van 32 schrijfstijlen.
