The document presents the results of a series of "Would you rather..." polls, with two options provided in each poll and a percentage indicating the results. The polls cover topics ranging from minor physical annoyances to hypothetical life scenarios. For each poll, the document shows the percentages of people who chose one option versus the other.

2. Would you rather…
Stub your toe
55%
OR
Get a papercut
45%

3. Would you rather…
Know every time
someone lies to you
65%
OR
Have everyone believe
anything you say
35%

4. Would you rather…
Get US$1 million
61%
OR
Find true love
39%

5. Would you rather…
Have a nose like
Pinnochio
50%
OR
Have ears like
Dumbo
50%

6. Would you rather…
Live with no
cellphone
55%
OR
Have no friends
45%

7. Would you rather…
Always lie
25%
OR
Always tell the truth
75%

8. Would you rather…
Be good-looking
and poor
58%
OR
Be ugly
and rich
42%

9. Would you rather…
Not be able to sit
60%
OR
Not be able to stand
40%

10. Would you rather…
Be 4 feet tall
44%
OR
Be 10 feet tall
56%

11. Would you rather…
Go to Harvard
79%
OR
Go to Yale
21%

12. Would you rather…
Grow up without a
father
72%
OR
Grow up without a
mother
28%

13. Would you rather…
Live in the past
32%
OR
Live in the future
68%

14. Would you rather…
Get hit by a bus
78%
OR
Watch someone you
love get hit by a bus
22%

15. Would you rather…
Smell like poop
26%
OR
Only smell poop
74%

16. Would you rather…
Have to sleep 3
hours a day
54%
OR
Have to sleep 15
hours a day
46%

17. Would you rather…
Fight an alligator
61%
OR
Fight a bear
39%

18. Would you rather…
Burn to death
29%
OR
Drown
71%

19. Would you rather…
Sleep in a room that’s
a little too warm
21%
OR
Sleep in a room that’s
a little too cold
79%

20. Would you rather…
Be a genius and
hated by everyone
68%
OR
Be stupid but loved
by everyone
32%

21. Would you rather…
Be Spongebob
63%
OR
Be Patrick
37%