Keyoor is requesting a ticket to the Duke-UNC basketball game from the document's author. He provides evidence of his long-standing fandom of UNC basketball through his active participation in online forums since 2005 and statistics showing that 38% of his tweets relate to UNC basketball. He promises to chant loudly at Duke players and buy the author food weekly for a year if given the ticket, arguing this would provide a return on the author's investment and allow him to fully experience the rivalry game as a student before graduating.