(Updated for Sept 2016, and Java-themed as this talk was presented as part of the 'Virtual JUG' vJUG24 event on 27th Sept) There is trouble brewing in the land of microservices – today’s shiny technology is tomorrow’s legacy, and there is concern that we will all be dealing with spaghetti services in 2018… It is often a sign of an architectural approach’s maturity that, in addition to the emergence of well-established principles and practices, anti-patterns also begin to be identified and classified. In this talk we introduce the 2016 edition of the seven deadly sins that if left unchecked could easily ruin your next microservices project… This talk will feature as a session in vJUG24, the first 24 hour virtual Java Conference in the World. More information is available at http://virtualjug.com/vJUG24/