The document is a collection of phrases, sentences, and short passages on various topics written by Jake Matthews. It touches on themes of freedom, individuality, and doing things one's own way. The passages provide unconventional instructions, such as using a paper bag as a plate for nachos or strangling oneself with a tie to remove it. The overall tone is playful and encourages the reader to break rules and norms.

1. THE ART
IN DOING.
DOER: JAKE MATTHEWS

2. THEY LOOK LIKE
BECAUSE THEY

3. SNEAKERS
ARE SNEAKERS.
moving on...

4. whenever i dO...

5. I GET AWAY WITH IT.
I RUN THE PLACE.
I’M OFF THE CLOCK.
I PUT IT ALL ON THE LINE.
I’M BEING NAUGHTY.
I’M CENTER STAGING.
I BREAK THE RULES.
I DO JUST CAUSE.
I DO CAUSE I HAVE TO.

10. been there done that. creative. double time. everywhere.
join me. kudos. left over lunch. no you didn’t.
(hate that word)
trouble. u and me. vocal. whenever.

11. fu*k it. going. going. gone. holy god. i do.
off the rocker. potential. ridiculous. sky high.
A always goes first. kinda tired of it.
don’t know why M is missing.
Q sucks.
y? cause i’ve got to. zealous. nothing starts with X.

12. NEVER SAY

13. NEVER.
unless you’re sayin “never say never.”
then you can say it twice.

14. HOW TO step 1
Plates dirty?
Standard. Grab a
MAKE paper bag from your
last grocery store
trip that you kept
NACHOS.
for whatever
reason.
step 3
step 2 Pry open a bag of
chips and claw out
Tear out a good
some of those bad
sized chunk. The
boys. Place on
chunk is your plate.
plate.
Genius, I know.

15. step 4 step 5
Throw some cheese on Stick it in
top. If cheese is the microwave.
not shredded, shred. Avoid spillage.
No cheese no nachos.
step 6 step 7
Nuc it for Stuff your face.
however long.
Figure it out.
???

17. cruise.

18. DO WHAT YOU WILL,
I’LL DO THE SAME.

19. GET IT?
GOT IT?
GOOD.

21. LIFE’S A PREPOSITION. GO
under
behind
through
around
beneath
on
toward
over
outside
above
between
off
within
across
inside
below
in
beyond

24. HOW TO prep
Look in the mirror.
Look again. Like
TAKE OFF what you see?
A TIE.
step 1
reality
Walk away from the
Didn’t think so. mirror and give
Scrap the tie. yourself some room.
(you’re gonna need
it.)

25. step 2 step 3
Go insane. You can’t
Apply both hands on
be tied* down.
and around neck until
desired result.
WARNING: Over
application can cause
*”tied” get it?
death.
step 4 to do
Look in the mirror.
-Dispose of tie.
Like what you see? step 5 -Do.
Yup, you’re the
man. Shred.

26. step there.

32. nailed it.