The document introduces the characters that have been admitted to Hill Asylum. Each character is introduced with their name, current story, reason for admittance, and asylum stats. The characters then interact with each other in the asylum, with much of the humor coming from their bathroom and hygiene issues as well as gossiping. A mysterious new character, Dnorma, arrives and tries to insert herself into the group, but is rebuffed. The characters continue interacting awkwardly while confined together in the asylum.

2. Ani-Mei: I feel a bit weird... It‟s like our personalities have been altered or
something...

3. *evil laugh*

4. Welcome, dear friends. I have been expecting you.

5. “What do you mean by „expecting us‟? You just moved in here with us 2 minutes
ago.”
Don‟t ruin my line! Ehm, anyways... Let‟s get to the introductions.

6. こんにちは!
Name: Ani-Mei (animeangel1983)
Current story: Where Angels Fear To Tread
Reason for admittance: Being a mythology-obsessed boolprop veteran that knows
way too much Japanese.
Up vs Down: Upper
Asylum stats: Popularity 3/8/0/7/6 Fitness, Good cook/Vampire

7. I can haz cereal?
NO!
Name: Pony (simpony, canimarryapony)
Current stories: Arbor Watch, The NEW Pokemon Legacy
Reason for admittance: Making my, Gabie‟s and Jenny‟s simselves.
Up vs Down: Upper
Asylum stats: Family 5/3/1/6/1 Good cook, Hats/Vampire

8. 最近どう?
Name: Keika (keika20)
Current story: The White Legacy
Reason for admittance: Having Japanese as her major, getting her sister to join
Boolprop and building me a big-ass ice castle.
Up vs Down: Upper
Asylum stats: Pleasure 7/5/0/6/0 Unemployed, Mechanical/Charisma

9. Yeah, I can‟t
really be bothered
with Inteen at the
moment.
So THAT‟S why
you and I are
aged up!
...oops
てめえ
She did
WHAT?!
Name: Jenny (jenny42895)
Current story: The Phantasma Legend
Reason for admittance: Starting an intergalactic war on Boolprop and creating a rift in space/time
with her pan-dimensional time machine, all in an attempt to steal MY HILL. Oh, and also for
suggesting that someone did an asylum with ACR & Preg for both genders.
Up vs Down: Double agent *hiss*
Asylum stats: Fortune 5/7/7/7/10 Red, Jewelry/Hard worker

10. Have you read
anything of my
legacy yet?
No...
Don‟t judge me!
>.<
Name: Rose (WistfulRose)
Current story: The LeGrand Legacy
Reason for admittance: Being both the new kid and Keika‟s sister. (FYI: Incest is gross, so
as a safety measure you two are also sisters in-game. You‟re welcome.)
Up vs Down: Downer <.<
Asylum stats: Popularity 10/3/10/10/4 Stink, Blonde/Fitness

11. Mia...should I
be afraid?
<.<
>.>
Yes, that
would be
lovely >:)
Name: Gabie/Gabby (muffinsgirl14, sleepingpandas)
Current story: Just A Little Auracy
Reason for admittance: Where should I start? *brings out an infinite list*
Up vs Down: Downer
Asylum stats: Fortune 7/2/1/4/1 Red, Jewelry/Charisma

12. KILL IT! KILL IT
WITH FIRE!
YOLO!
Calm down
Gabie...
Name: Thai (crimml, taintedcolors)
Current story: Building from the Breadlines
Reason for admittance: Forcing me to exit CAS in order to hunt down more male CC.
Nothing looked good enough on him -_Up vs Down: Upper
Asylum stats: Knowledge 6/4/4/3/1 Logic, Athletic/Black hair

13. And finally, here‟s me. Isn‟t that expression worthy of a kind and beloved leader?
Name: Mia (Mia Moonstar, radiochocolate)
Reason for admittance: Being so awesome.
Up vs Down: Proud upper ^^
Asylum stats: Romance 5/6/3/6/5 (Forgot the turn-ons/turn-off)
LTW: Become Visionary

14. Rose: So, what do you think will happen now that we‟ve got ACR on our hands?
Maybe a little ---?

15. Rose: Or perhaps some --- --- ---?
That‟s enough with the innuendos, Rose. And Gabie don‟t you look so interested
about it <.<

16. Keika: Congratulations on getting your personality altered!
Jenny: Congratulations on getting your personality altered!
Ani-Mei: Congratulations on not going to college!

17. Keika: Congratulations on getting your personality altered!
Thai: Congratulations on not going to college!
Seriously, this went on for like 45 in-game minutes before they got bored of it.

18. Pony: Thai, I don‟t want to hear anymore gossip about Gabie and Mia not going
to college!
Thai: But... but...

19. Canvas stretcher wanted.
Good, one step closer to ending this madness and controlling the world.
... you didn‟t hear that last part <.<

20. Since when did the Welcome Wagon consist of one person?
Komei: Why are you not playing us?
Because I don‟t feel like it.

21. Rose, staring at the bathroom door as Ani-Mei does her business really isn‟t
helping your reputation. You know that right?

22. I guess the creepiness is mutual then.

23. Keika: Did you know Rose *mumble mumble*?
Already gossiping about your sister?

24. Keika: And apparently Ani-Mei *mumble mumble*
Gabie: Aaw, I want breast like that.
Jenny: Take a good look then, cuz you ain‟t be gettin‟ mine!

25. Look who decided to stop by in the middle of all this weirdness!

26. Dnorma: Welcome to the neighborhood, I‟m Dnorma Dice.
Pleased to meet you.
Dnorma: Say, you seem a bit familiar... have we met somewhere before?
Don‟t think so.

27. Thai: Congratulations on not going to college!
Thanks Thai, I think we got it...
Dnorma: You should really try out this “Get Pregnant” thing.

28. *personperson plusplus*
Dnorma: I‟m actually pregnant right now, it‟s such an amazing experience and...
Gabie: *yawn*

29. Thai: Congratulations on not going to college!
*facepalm*
Gabie: Sure, mysterious lady. Would you excuse me for a minute?

30. Ani-Mei: Congratulations on getting your personality altered!
Keika: Could you please step aside so I can get out of here?

31. Thai: Like, Dnorma, I just LOOOVE your shoes!
Dnorma: Thanks, and may I say that shirt works out wonderfully on you.
Stop trying to get facetime damn it!

32. Pony: How come I can see Rose playing piano trough the wall?
Stop standing in the bathroom when your bladder isn‟t even full! *shoo* *shoo*

33. Pony: YOU SUCK!
Rose: *ignore*

34. Dnorma: Hey, I just realized who you are. Why are you not playing us?
Like I told your husband, I don‟t feel like it. Now please go somewhere else.

35. Ani-Mei: Like, I‟m so much better than these weirdos right? Cuz I‟m awesome.
*gasp* The virus has spread o.O

36. Keika: So what you‟re saying is that you don‟t get enough facetime?
Dnorma: Precisely.
Keika: I see.

37. It‟s been a pleasure to have you here. {Get the hell out. NOW}
Dnorma: I hope we meet again. {This isn‟t over yet.}
Pony: So when is this ACR gonna kick in? I could use some making out.

38. Jenny: Yeah, me too. Especially if a Disney Prince rock star hippie happens to
walk by. What about you Mia?
No comment. *cough*Only one who rolled Romance in here*cough*

39. Ladies and gentlemen, we have our first official bladder failure! *fanfare*
Keika, please go take a shower <.<

40. And here‟s the second one!
Note how Keika complains about Jenny‟s smell while standing in her own pee
puddle.

41. Keika: Nibfrabanage! There‟s a chair in my way!
Welcome to the logic of sims dear.

42. Keika: Oh come on! Now you‟re just making it worse!
*teehee*

43. Jenny: We meet again, gringo.
Pony: *creepy smile*

44. The Great Bathroom Clogging: Because no sim could ever wait a few minutes for
another one to finish what they‟re doing.

45. Gabie: *stare*
... I‟m legitimately scared right now.

46. Pony: BOO!
If you‟re reading this you should know that this is what your simself does 90 % of
the time.

47. Ani-Mei: YOU SUCK THAI!
Thai: *slams the lid down*

48. Thai: Why are everybody here so mean?! *grumpy face*
Says the one who randomized into one nice point.

49. Wakey wakey! Seems that all the beds got hogged up >:D

50. Poor Thai. *goes to work*

51. Rose: *creepy stare*
The stalker is strong in this one.

52. Ani-Mei: I hope nothing happens to him *worryhands*

53. Thai: Zzz... tv... no... what are you doing...

54. Ani-Mei: URGH, I CAN‟T STAND THIS NOISE!

55. Pony: Did you hear that Jenny wet her pants?
Ani-Mei: No way!
Finally some new gossip.

56. Gabie: {I do not approve of Ani-Mei.}
Rose: Swing it sis!

57. Hi Gabie! Good to be back. Got a promotion too you know!
Gabie: {Does playing in your underwear actually help?}

58. Rose: {DO NOT WANT}
Love you too Rosie.

59. Gabie & Pony: {That ass... o.O}
Rose: Wooh!

60. Rose: And then he said: You can --- --- --- somewhere where the sun doesn‟t
shine.

61. Gabie: Damn it! I can‟t get out of Keika‟s day-old pee puddle!
Rose: Shoo flee! Can someone help me get out of this chair!

62. Gabie: Finally.
Pony: Did you hear that Jenny didn‟t make it to the bathroom in time?
Jenny: Sitting right here Pony.

63. Mmm... money...
Keika: *stare*

64. The Great Bathroom Clogging 2; Clogmania
Coming to theatres in 2015.

65. Keika: {Wow, she doesn‟t completely suck at this.}

66. The residents of Hill Asylum will return once again in The Great Bathroom
Clogging 3: You Clog My World. Until then, we bid you sule-sule!
(I‟m having way too much fun with these jokes xD See you next time!)