The document discusses the lives of Merlin, Avalon, and Mysty, triplets belonging to the sixth generation of a witch family. Merlin is training to become the heir of the family and wants to move out of their current living situation which he finds embarrassing. Avalon and Mysty have different interests and personalities.

2. No one is taking the triplets from me, I won’t let them. Gavin is on the city council
now as he works his way up in the medical ranks so now he has a lot more say in how
city services work, like the CPS. Hehe, guess I married good.

3. I may have lost Morgan but I got Merlin, he’s also a sixth generation witch. When he’s
older he’ll duel me just like every other heir has since Hung was around. Merlin is
Insane and quite Perceptive. He likes Tri-Tip Steak, Roots music, and the colour
Spiceberry.

4. Along with Merlin, his sister Avalon is part of the triplets. She is Excitable and
Loves the Heat, her faves include Veggie Dim Sum, Dark Wave music, and the
colour Yellow. She isn’t a witch like her brother though. Shame, it would be one for the
family record book if I made three witches in one generation.

5. And finally, Mysty. She is Friendly and Loves the Outdoors so she’ll love our
Shantytown Chic house! Her faves include Potato and Truffle Torte, Dark Wave
music as well, and the colour Hot Pink. She’s also not a witch which makes Merlin
my heir.

6. Gavin: Merlin, my son, those strong cheekbones will serve you well later in life.
They are certainly my best feature and who doesn’t love a sexy blond with
gorgeous blue eyes? Yes my boy, you will find that the ladies can’t stay away
from you. So let’s teach you how to talk to give you a good head start.

7. Bobbi Jo: Whoever said I bought those toys for the kids? I bought them for me!
So the kids will have to share them with their mommy.
Mysty: *mom’s nuts…*

8. Merlin: *I must learn all I can before school…living in this squalor is undignified for
one such as me…mother will pay for this.*
My Pride heir is already starting young…good for him. ^_^

9. Merlin: *If my sisters have any Pride, they will not let mother turn them into
simpletons like her. If not, I will have to take charge and MAKE them take pride in their
lives.*
Avalon: Pwetty picurs!

10. Merlin: *FINALLY! After suffering so long I can actually take care of myself now!*
Avalon: Brudder funny!
Mysty: Funny!

11. Merlin: They call me Insane? HA! All geniuses are called that because they are
FAR better than the average Slothful Neanderthal. I will make sure they know
that. I don’t care if they call me a Snob, I know I’m better than them in every
way.

12. Avalon: Be Brave, Avalon. Our brother is going to be needing us to make his
arrogance seem harmless from now on. I learned a big word! Books are great!

13. Mysty: You can keep an eye on Merlin Avalon, I just want to be Adventurous!
You know I read there’s dinosaur bones somewhere in this town just waiting to
be found! I want to find them all!

14. Merlin: How embarrassing, I can’t let anyone know I live in such squalor. I will
never have anyone over and I will make sure Avalon and Mysty don’t bring
anyone by either. I am the heir they have to listen to me! Because I can turn
them into toads if they don’t…mother is too lazy to care if I do or not.

15. Merlin: Mother keeps buying all these useless things with the family fortune
and talking to the Stalker-Ratzi as if they are friends! How could she ruin my
life like this?! I would throw her from a tower just to see her fall before I let her
ruin my future.

16. Merlin: Or better yet, maybe I can launch her into orbit from this
trampoline…after I’ve had my fun with it of course. The heir always gets first
try of anything new in this family…or they will once I’m making the rules.
Future generations will thank me for saving them from embarrassment.

17. Bobbi Jo: Aww, why does middle age have to come and ruin my fun? I want a
bigger house now so I can fit even more fun things into the backyard. I’m sure
Gavin won’t care if we move.

18. As per the Sloth generation rules, once the heir is an adult they can move into an actual
house and don’t have to live on a nearly empty lot anymore. I had to fence in their
living area and make a basement that they never used, because zombies and stuff.

19. Gavin: It’s just as well Bobbi Jo wants to move, I’m starting to get sick of bugs
trying to crawl into the tent. And Merlin’s constant whining doesn’t help the
situation either. He keeps saying he’s ashamed to be seen here, my son, so
Prideful and headstrong, when he’s not talking to invisible things of course.

20. Bobbi Jo: To celebrate our new
house, I’m going to give this
weather statue some of my
family’s magic to feast on, make
it rain pretty flowers would you
weird looking statue?
And instead of flowers, we get green
rain. Which is neat looking, not as
cool as flower rain but still neat
looking. Now with the purchase of
their new house, we shall end this
chapter. Until next time.
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