The document is a conversation between Merlin Gree and various other Sims. Merlin believes strongly in his own superiority and talent. He turns Avalon back from being a toad after their mother transforms her. Merlin goes on a date but finds the woman unworthy. He also refuses to date his cousin. Merlin believes he has found a worthy partner in Tamara Blanco-Diamond and wants to change her appearance to match his standards.

2. Gavin is now a World Renowned Surgeon and my three babies are growing up so well.
Not so bad eh mother? She said I’d never amount to anything, that I’d never achieve
anything in my life…but I did. Joke’s on you Madison, I did great as heir!

3. Merlin: Finally! I will have the power to vanquish you mother! I will show you
how powerful one can be when one’s Pride is on the line!
Bobbi Jo: Sure son, let’s just see who wins the Heir Duel first okay?

4. Merlin: I already know I’ll win, I’m the best at everything. Some call me a
Perfectionist, but I just laugh and tell them that’s the best way to be. And when
I become The Leader of the Free World, I’ll show them what being the best is
all about!

5. Mysty: We get to be teens now sister! Can you believe it?
Avalon: I don’t know if I want to, Merlin is crazy so he might cast a spell on us
if we’re bad now…

6. Mysty: Don’t worry, mommy will protect us. Right mommy?
Bobbi Jo: I’ll do what now?
Mysty: Protect us if Merlin goes crazy and puts spells on us.
Bobbi Jo: I don’t know, it sounds like a lot of work…I’m too lazy for work.

7. Mysty: I know, I’ll distract Merlin with cats. He’s a witch, he likes cats. And as
for me, I want to be an Animal Lover, so there’s always time for kittehs.
And soon after she rolls The Ark Builder for a LTW, not happening with a spare
though.

8. Avalon: You really think cats will work to distract Merlin? Okay…I guess it’s
safe to grow up now then.
Mysty: We’ll get some snakes and turtles, and cute little rodents, some
birds…it’ll be great!

9. Avalon: On the other hand, if I am overly Dramatic then perhaps Merlin’s
crazy won’t notice…I could find other ways to distract him, like becoming a
Rock Star for one. Yeah, that sounds good.

10. Bobbi Jo: OWW!! Hey no fair! I wasn’t ready!
Merlin: Please, if you’re not ready for me after you dared to challenge me to an
Heir Duel, I pity you mother. No one challenges me and wins. My Pride is on
the line here and I will not let you besmirch it.

11. Bobbi Jo: I don’t get off the couch for much kid, but a duel is always worth it. I
let my mother humiliate me and I refuse to let my SON do the same.
Merlin: Then show me some skill mother! Knock me down a peg or two…if you
think you can. *laughs sinisterly*

12. Bobbi Jo: OWW!! Peach get out here and HELP me!!
Merlin: Pathetic; you think the cat will help you?
Peach: I wonder what Ash is doing… *nopes out*

13. Bobbi Jo: AHA! Got you! I blocked that!
Merlin: Oh really? And somehow you think that means you’ve got me beat?
Bobbi Jo: Don’t be so mean to your mother Merl…

14. Merlin: Never. Call. Me. Merl…
Bobbi Jo: HA!
Merlin: You suck at this.

15. Bobbi Jo: You beat me…I’m tired. *yawn* That was too much work.
Merlin: Now you know who truly is the best. Never forget that.
Bobbi Jo: *yawns* Sure, sure whatever.

16. Bobbi Jo: Why does this have to happen when no one is here!? My show was just
getting good!
Someone forgot to fireproof the fireplace…oops. >_< Can’t have my heiress die yet, she
still has to wait for Merlin to grow up. Witches always use an Ice Blast spell to put out
fires instead of an extinguisher. Kind of cool but not always successful…

17. Merlin: I have heard stories of a place beyond the wardrobe, filled with strange
and wonderful things and that only a witch of the highest caliber and skill can
open the doorway to this world. Hearing that, I must be the one to do such a
thing. I will not let anyone tell me I’m not good enough because I don’t do it…

18. Merlin: Of course it works for me, I’m the best and the strongest witch in the
family. Now, World Beyond the Wardrobe, show me your riches and your
wonders! Merlin Gree, your future king demands it!

19. *several hours later…*
Merlin: Incredible! I lived an entire lifetime in there and the gold…how I wish I could
have brought it with me. But alas, I must return. Who knows what mother has done in
my absence to my sisters.

20. Merlin: As I suspected…Avalon is that you?
Ava-Toad: Ribbit!!
Merlin: Mother is being petulant again I see, would you like me to restore you sister?
Ava-Toad: RIBBIT!! RIBBIT!!

21. Merlin: No need to flinch sister, I am by FAR and WIDE much better skilled in
magic than mother is.
Ava-Toad: Ribbit…

22. Merlin: Did you do something to anger mother?
Avalon: NO! All I did was put away her toys after I nearly broke my ankle tripping over
them! Then she called me a buzz killer and turned me into that disgusting thing!

23. Merlin: Random Girl, you ask me here for a date and since I am such a nice
guy, I oblige and then you tell me you have to leave? Do you KNOW who I am?
I am the amazing Merlin Gree! Anyone would give their left arm to be out on a
date with me!

24. Random Girl: I’m so sorry! Please don’t hate me! I tried to get out of my shift today but
no one would switch with me! You are so gorgeous Merlin, uhh, I mean Sir Merlin.
Please give me another chance! I don’t even care that you don’t know my name!
Merlin: As well you should be sorry, my time is valuable. I’ll think about giving you
another chance…maybe.

25. Merlin: So…there is another witch in this one horse town…why should I date someone
I’m related to?
Gree Cousin: Because we’d be so good together! Think how powerful the bloodline and
the magic would be if we keep it pure! Orange and Spiceberry go so well together too!

26. Merlin: You expect me to sully myself and my reputation by dating my cousin? You have
no idea who I am! You may be from Great Uncle Raj’s bloodline but I will not lower
myself to incest.
Gree Cousin: You are such an asshole! No wonder everyone hates you!
Merlin: Asshole huh? Well then, I suggest you leave. I may not be able to curse you with
my magic, but that’s not the only way to curse someone…

27. Merlin: At last, a truly worthy recipient of my interest. Your exotic beauty has entranced
me Tamara.
Tamara: OH!! I knew what they say about you isn’t true! You’re amazing Sir Merlin!

28. Merlin: You mustn’t believe such horrid gossip my dear Tamara. It’s unbecoming.
Tamara: I don’t, never have. I prefer to see for myself what someone is like.
Merlin: A wise woman.

29. Merlin: If you wish to become my lady, we must do something about that attire
and hair. Have some pride in your appearance next to me.
Tamara: Whatever you think I should do Sir Merlin, I’ll do.

30. The Pride generation rules say the heir must find and marry someone from high school as soon as
they are a YA. I chose Tamara Blanco-Diamond for that. After four generations of blond heirs, I
wanted something different for my Lust generation. Tamara is Disciplined, Excitable, a
Mooch, and a Savvy-Sculptor. Her faves include Porcini Risotto, Dark Wave music, and the
colour Orange.
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