Laura returns home to find that Aelwin dyed Aislin's hair pink as a prank. Aislin is angry at Aelwin and threatens revenge. Later, Aelwin's pajamas also turn pink, leading Aislin to believe Aelwin is pranking her again. The family celebrates Amaryllis's birthday. Aelwin suggests pulling another prank, but Laura says no more pranks are best.

1. The Absedy
Alphabet ISBI Challenge
Chapter 3: It’s Not Funny

2. Welcome back to the Absedy Alphabet
ISBI Challenge! Komei actually had
some pretty girls, so I don’t feel so
horrible about marrying him in now.
Other than that I’ve discovered this
challenge is more challenging than I
expected, especially where toddler skills
and homework is involved. Oh, and
getting sims out of bed.
Enough complaining! Time to play.

3. Aelwin: “Welcome home mommy.”
Laura: “Oh, thanks for the hug sweetie.”
Aelwin: “If anyone asks, it wasn’t me.”
Laura: “What didn’t you do?”
Aelwin: “Nooooothing.”

4. Aislin: “I’m going to kill you Aelwin!”
Aelwin: “I told you it wasn’t me!”
Aislin: “Of course it was you!”
Laura: “Oh dear.”
Oh dear is right.

5. Laura: “Please don’t kill your sister. She
was only joking.”
Aislin: “It’s not funny. I’m gonna have
pink hair forever.” *sniff*
Laura: “No you won’t. It’ll be okay.”

6. Aislin: “I’m gonna hit you so hard for
doing this to me.”
Aelwin: “Blah blah revenge blah blah.
Just go already will ya?”

7. Amaryllis looks very amused to be a
toddler now.

8. Laura: “You wouldn’t happen to know
where Aelwin got the pink hair die, would
you?”

9. Komei: “Oh, ah, hehe. I’m sure I have no
idea.”
Laura: “Riiight. And I’m sure you’ll enjoy
sleeping on the couch tonight.”

10. Oh, look, Aelwin, Amaryllis came to
cheer you on!
Laura: “She can’t hear you Controller.”
Oh, let me pretend.
Aelwin: “Who’s this ‘Controller’ you’re
always talking to?”
Laura: “If you’re lucky, you’ll never know.
Now back to your homework.”
Ouch. I’m hurt.

11. NO. WAY.
Sims can autonomously potty train
toddlers!? I had no idea! I’m completely
blown away right now.
And if Komei could hear me, then he
would undoubtedly make some sort of
snarky comment here.
Like ‘You get excited over the weirdest
things.’

12. Aislin: “Rats!”
Komei: “Really? Rats are such a dull
topic. Why don’t we talk about
something else.”
Aislin: “Maybe how Aelwin is a rat for
dyeing my hair pink.”
Komei: “Really, you need to let it… er…
fly?”
Aislin: “You purposely didn’t say ‘let it go’
there.”
Komei: “You can’t prove anything.”

13. Laura: “Come on you two, time for
homework.”
Aelwin: “Aw, but mom, this is so much
more fun.”
Laura: “Too bad.”
You tell them, Laura.
Laura: “I didn’t ask the peanut gallery for
their opinion.”
Aw, come on Laura. You used to be nice
to me. You know, before you saw you
were living at a wall.
Laura: “And you nearly killed me.”
Are you still holding a grudge?
Kid: “Does your mom always talk to
herself like that? She’s craaaaazy.”

14. Aelwin: “Oh, would you look at that. I
have pink pajamas on now.”

15. Aislin: “Aelwin! I just know you had
something to do with this!”
Aelwin: “Hehe. I think it’s time I run.”

16. Aislin: “I’m going to smile and pretend I
like my hair this way. EVEN THOUGH I
DON’T AND IT’S NOT FUNNY. SO
STOP LAUGHING.”
Aelwin: “Haha. I can’t. Hehe. At least it
isn’t pink anymore. Hehe.”

17. Aislin: “I can’t look. Is it fixed?”
It is, but you can’t here me anyway. In
fact, I don’t think you’re really talking to
me anyway.

18. It’s Amaryllis’s birthday, too.
Aislin: “Hey, I smell. We should be
paying attention to me.”
Komei: “Calm down.”
Aislin: “You try being calm when you
sleep in the same room as the prankster.

19. Amaryllis: “Grow up, clap, clap, clap.”
Uh, okay.

20. Aelwin: “What prank should I pull next.”
How about none. That is probably best.
…
*sigh* I need to go find your mother. It’s
more fun to be around someone who
can hear me.

21. Amaryllis: “I’ve decided that the world
doesn’t exist.”
Laura: “Then what do we live on dear?”
Amaryllis: “Pocket dimension. We live in
a pocket dimension.”
Laura: “I’m not sure that makes any
sense Amaryllis.”
Amaryllis: “I guess we could also be
nothing, but pixels, but I’m pretty sure it’s
the pocket dimension.”
Aha ha… ha?

22. Aislin: “Ow!”

23. Aislin: “Aelwin, why’d you have to punch
so hard. This is a game!”

24. Aelwin: “Yes. An intense game of
cunning and skill. I believe it is your
move.”

25. Aislin: “You’re crazy. I’m out of here.”
Aelwin: “Aw, come on Aislin.”
Aislin: “Nope. Not happening.”

26. Amaryllis: “I learned to study.”
Laura: “Okay.”
Does the way she’s just staring at you like
that creep you out, or is it just me?
Laura: “No, it creeps me out, too.”

27. Aelwin: “You call these pieces of char
toaster pastries?”
Aislin: “Hey, at least I tried cooking some
food. Unlike someone I know. Right
dad?”
Komei: “Huh, oh sorry. I was zoned out.”
Aelwin: “Haha!”

28. Amaryllis: “You know, there are some
perfectly good pancakes on the floor
over there.”
Aelwin: “Why would we want pancakes
when we can have cookies?”
Komei: “Here, here!”
Amaryllis: “Suit yourself. They’re
delicious.”

29. Aelwin: “Your right! These are delicious!”
Amaryllis: “Told you so.”
Komei: “I wonder if I could crush cookies
over the top of mine.”

30. Laura: “Is he dead?”
Nah, he’s just sleeping. He’s trying to
make me look like a bad simmer. But
see, it’s all for naught since I can’t
control him. Therefore it’s all his fault
that he didn’t get into a bed.

31. Points Summary Points
Beginning Point Total: 6
No additions or deductions.
Current Point Total 6
Well, time to wrap up this chapter. No changes in points this time. Though
I’m pretty sure Aislin is on the verge of going into aspiration failure, so I
might be getting some negatives soon. Hmm… She did roll fortune, so
maybe I should get her a job. That might pull her out. Anyway, enough of
my musings. Happy Simming!