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TG survey deck v2
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Quick Notes to Survey Takers:
• Mock images are cut-and-pasted from Google searches, so they are not uniform or final.
• Design, branding, and logo are in early draft stage.
• For more context on how the images may look once art is commissioned, see notes in the margins.
• Hope you have some fun and enjoy!
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Hope you enjoy your
special birthday surprise
Or did I misread the situation?
”Birthday Surprise”
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Happy Anniversary
I love it when you talk dirty.
”Pets #6”
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Squawk! I took a
mammoth dump in
my cage this
afternoon. Squawk!
Notes
• Image should be
cartoon pop art
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Happy Birthday!
My dad said that when you take your
shirt off he’s worried about my mom
leaving him.
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”Kids Say Funny Stuff #4”
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Happy Birthday
You wooly whiskey ball bag.
“Whiskey Snob”
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My beard smells
like Monkey
Shoulder…and
turds.
Notes
• Image should be
cartoon pop art
• Want to convey an
overly confident
know-it-all bar
tender in a
whiskey bar whose
self-image of a
smooth-talking,
intelligent, man of
the whiskey world,
is quite detached
from the reality
that he is a poorly
paid hipster who
lives at home and
doesn’t bathe.
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“Happy Birthday…To Me #3”
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Happy Birthday
Notes
• Need a better
reflection image
of a man either
showering,
shaving, or
toweling off in
his bathroom.
• Should maybe
be looking in
through a
window.
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To me.
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Happy Birthday!
Hope you’re grateful on this special
day for running water and Instagram
while millions in Africa starve.
”HBD, Starvation”
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Congrats on your Marriage!
Hoping you aren’t one of the 51% that
divorce or 12% that experience
domestic violence.
”Congrats, Marriage”
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“Troubling times, deep breath”
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Notes
• Images need to
be cartoon pop
art
• Should have
Stalker
Stephanie
chloroforming a
man and saying
something like,
“Sh-sh-sh-sh-
sh…let it
happen.”
During these troubling
times…
It’s best to just take a
deep breath.
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Happy Birthday!
One year on my birthday, I fell down
a mineshaft and broke both my legs.
Had to eat my chaps to survive.
”HBD, Mineshaft”
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“Great to See You”
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It was great seeing you
Notes
• Image could
maybe be tighter
on face, with
absurdly large
binoculars
• Image of woman
in towel could
be slightly more
revealing, larger
and more
noticeable, and
cartoon.
• Face should
have a slight
grin, and he
should look
more haggard,
unshaven, hair
tousled, etc.
• Maybe he’s
sweating or
salivating lightly
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“Missing You”
I just wanted to say…
I’ve been missing you.
Notes
• Needs to be pop
art style
• Bullet holes
should match
their
backgrounds
better
• Scope cross
hairs could feel
more retro/60s
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“I Love Us – Male”
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Happy Valentines Day
Notes
• Obviously the
cartoons need to
all match…
• Taped character
should look
much worse,
unshaven, hair
unkempt.
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I love us.
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“I Love Us – Female”
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Happy Valentines Day
Notes
• Obviously the
cartoons need to
all match…
• Taped face
should look
much worse, hair
unkempt, no
makeup.
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I love us.
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“Sorry for Your Loss”
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I’m sorry for your loss
Notes
• Image should be
cartoon pop art
• Hair strands
should be a little
bigger/thicker
and more
obvious
• Maybe there’s a
creepy, home-
made looking
dress on it,
possible some
jewelry or other
ornamentation?
• Needs to look
like it’s been
loved and doted
on for awhile.
Finders keepers.
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“Roses are red…”
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Roses are Red
Notes
• Image should be
cartoon pop art
• Hair strands
should be a little
bigger/thicker
and more
obvious
• Maybe there’s a
creepy, home-
made looking
dress on it,
possible some
jewelry or other
ornamentation?
• Needs to look
like it’s been
loved and doted
on for awhile.
Violets are Blue
I’ve fashioned a hair doll
That smells of your shampoo.
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“Thank You, Phone Number”
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Thank You
Notes
• He should be
holding a huge
drill and have a
belt tightly
fastened around
his neck.
• His eyes should
be bulging and
his face should
convey extreme
excitement
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For having a listed phone number.
Mister, I can
hear you
breathing…I’m
so frightened!
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“It’s been ages…”
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It’s been ages
Notes
• Image should be
cartoon pop art.
• He should be
wearing
sunglasses and
wielding a
machete and a
bottle of
chloroform.
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Since you left your house.
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“Thinking of You”
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Thinking of You
Notes
• Tissues and
lotion should be
pop art and look
a bit classier
• They should all
be sitting on a
fancy looking
wooden
nightstand or
end table
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“Welcome Home”
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Welcome Home
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To your worst nightmare.
Notes
• Images need to
be cartoon pop
art
• Add unpacked
moving boxes
and clutter (as if
they’ve just
moved in) to the
floor.
• Want this to be
a woman stalker,
so no baclava,
but instead show
her hair and
have her
wearing a clown
mask that covers
just her face.
• In addition to a
knife, she’s also
holding a mace,
with spikes
coming out of
the ball.
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“Merry Christmas #1”
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Merry Christmas
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But probably not.
Notes
• Images need to
be cartoon pop
art
• Add unpacked
moving boxes
and clutter (as if
they’ve just
moved in) to the
floor.
• Want this to be
a woman, so
instead of a
baclava, she’s
wearing a Santa
hat and fake
beard
• She’s holding an
ice axe and a
bloody ice skate.
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I’m so sorry…
About how much porn I
still have on VHS.
”VHS Porn”
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Notes
• Image needs to
be cartoon pop
art.
• Zoom in a little
bit so you can
see names on
tapes.
• Will supply a list
of silly porno
titles.
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Happy Graduation!
Hope you don’t take your education
for granted considering most children
in South America can’t read or write.
”Graduation, Literacy”
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Happy Anniversary!
I was married to my wife Clemmie for
23 years until she done got run over
by a herd of spooked steer.
”Anniversary, Steer”
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Wishing you the Happiest of
Birthdays
Did you know that on his birthday, Henry VIII ate
so many Cornish game hens that he collapsed
into a pheasant-induced coma for a fortnight,
what? Quite right, quite right.
”HBD, Henry VIII”
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May your anniversary be full
of love and memories
Did you know that on his 40th anniversary,
former Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli had so
much sexual intercourse, he required urgent
medical attention, what? Indeed he did.
”Anniversary, Disraeli”
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Congratulations on the new
family member!
Did you know that Margaret Thatcher was
infertile and tried to be artificially inseminated
over a dozen times, what? Yes, yes, quite right.
”New birth, Margaret Thatcher”
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Happy Birthday
You hipster douche nozzle.
“Hipster”
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Yeah, so I
started a blog
and it’s all
about my balls.
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Notes
• Image should be
cartoon pop art
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Happy Birthday
You foodie f@ck muppet.
“Foodie”
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#wishing I had
some f@cking
#friends today.
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Notes
• Image should be
cartoon pop art
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Happy Birthday
To my dearest flaming fairy.
“Flaming Fairy”
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Notes
• Image should be
cartoon pop art
• Would prefer a
more traditional
looking fairy,
equipped with a
badass flame
thrower (that
he/she is using)
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Happy Birthday!
My dad said that when he
stands next to you at a urinal
he feels like less of a man.
”Kids Say Funny Stuff #1”
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