This document provides tips for appearing busy at work even when not doing actual work. Some suggestions include carrying papers to look busy, using computers for personal tasks, keeping a messy desk with piles of old documents, screening phone calls to voice mail to avoid work, looking impatient, leaving late and sending emails at odd hours to impress the boss, sighing loudly to seem stressed, and using technical jargon to sound knowledgeable to managers. The final tip is to not accidentally forward this document to one's boss.