What to bring: Money, Beer, Bedding, a Towel, a White Polo Shirt, Shorts and decent patter.

2. Stag Do Rules
Stag says. No photos & what happens
in Teuchterland stays in Teuchterland

3. Behavioural Rules
On this trip we’ll live by the mantra:
“Don’t be a wee dick”

4. What to expect
You will be sharing a room with others, and farting and
snoring is encouraged. So don’t moan about who you’re
rooming with, you’re not 11 and it’s not school camp.
This is The Ritz Hotel, our digs are nothing like this.

5. Food
A hearty breakfast will be provided both mornings, as will
an evening meal on the Friday night. If you have a special
dietary requirement then bring your own weirdo!

6. What to bring
Your bed will not look like this…
There is a duvet & pillow for each bed - They are uncovered.
So bring a towel, sleeping bag and pillowcase. Or a fitted sheet
and single duvet cover, and your old wipe up sock if you must.

7. Booze
Abernethy Bridge has some fabulous walks, a golf course, water
sports and fishing. We’re not planning on doing any of that shite.
This is a Fauldhouse Stag do, you’ll need liquor and lashings of it.
Note: Bring your own drink. Don’t be a fly guy and bring Skol or Carlsberg then try to drink all the decent beer in the fridge.

8. The Shop
The village has a Spar that is open 7-days Mon -Sat 8am-6pm.
Sun 9am-6pm. It sells booze, fags, fresh Bakery and sells milk
for tea. It also has an ATM, but it’s likely to be a rip off one. The
shelves may or may not be as bare as these ones.

9. Smoking
Outside at all times…
No exceptions. No excuses.

10. Noise
Windows and doors closed, after
11pm - Again no exceptions.

11. Damage
Left as you found it on arrival. - No exceptions. Try
not to make a mess everywhere, and help cleaning up
when it is required. Don’t be a wee dick.

12. Singing
There will be some kind of singing,
not Kumbaya, buy maybe Cliff…