1. 13 NOW A TEEN
It was December 1999
I was at my Christmas doo
When your day called us all to say
Mum had given birth to you
Aunty Claire was at the hospital
Your mum was having air from a mask
Nana Cathy had her butties
and was drinking tea from a flask
“Oh its a baby boy” you were the first
for the Kinsella and Fraughan Crew
And we fought like cat and dog to hold you
Until you wanted a poo
Watching Bob the Builder, Telly Tubbies
and Sponge Bob on TV
You've quickly grown now you sit on the beach
“Hey Dad have you seen those HOAP 's at 3!”
Your a little bright button
Doing so well to get to St Edwards School,
And just like me your aunty Sue sometimes your really cool
But now your 13 you have a task
you'll get chores in the house to help your mum
No sitting around being a lazy bones
and sitting about on your bum
Who knows what's in store the more you grow up
when Christmas has been and gone
If you show your an adult and act mature
She might let you loose in Liverpool One
So Happy Birthday my teenage nephew,
I 'll see you later for Tea
And remember this is always a chance
You might end up nutty like me!!!